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hey harbl

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hey harbl, what is your fave flavour of ice cream??

hey

black raspberry or coffee prob
if it's soft gotta have vanilla w/ rainbow sprinkles though

hey harbl

please rank the following:

future
past
present

and please don't give me this 'I bet the future is gonna be just great' bologna, I don't want it.

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black raspberry sounds good!! coffee ice cream is totes lame, through.

i have issues about soft serve ice cream because a) its not really great and b) was partially invented by margaret thatcher and c) it's rather bad unless its vanilla flavour with sprinkles or a sprinkle type topping

how does black raspberry differ from blackberry?

blackberry tastes like dreadful self-important middle management types

if it's soft gotta have vanilla w/ rainbow sprinkles though

― harbl, Thursday, December 17, 2009 10:07 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark

RAINBOW SPRINKLES ON ALL ICE CRAMS.

black raspberry sounds pretentious

margaret thatcher did not invent soft serve. anyway it's ok because it's good*. i bet the nazis invented a lot of cool stuff too.

*depends on what kind you get though

ENBB don't you mean rainbow jimmies

no black raspberry is a pretty common grocery store ice cream! my dad always got it so it became my favorite.

z s i can't answer your query atm

also why do i have so many threads, i didn't even ask for them

x-post I grew up in NY, Que - I don't fuck with that "jimmies" nonsense. That said, am pretty sure only the brown ones are referred to as jimmies in NE. The rainbow ones are still called sprinkles.

hmmm.... anyway when we moved to MA i was so freaked out when people called them jimmies.

they may have been just the brown ones, i was like too freaked out to ask

i think they say jimmies in delaware or nj because we always said sprinkles and were visiting one of these places and we lolled SO hard at "jimmies"

oh maybe it was CT? not sure

Yeah, "jimmies" just isn't right.

it's some fucked up shit is what it is

fact

it sounds like what a pedophile would call sprinkles

btw I love rainbow sprinkles so much I have been known to eat them with a spoon sans ice cream.

I realize that's probably pretty gross to most ppl though.

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In the Netherlands and Belgium, sprinkles – hagelslag – are commonly used as a sandwich topping.

typical crazy Europe stuff

fairy bread innit

haah some of them make a greasy film on the top of your mouth that hardens from the ice cream. would not eat a sprinkle sandwich.

"Hey Tuomas, wanna come over for some hagelslag?"

"Can I eat the hagelslag naked?"

"Sure, Tuomas, this is Europe! Anything goes here!"

brb moving to the Netherlands. That probably has Nutella on it too. EUROPE IS AWESOME.

Actually I had amazing chocolate dipped waffles covered in sprinkles in Amsterdam. omg. so good.

sometimes i chew up a hagelslag and spread the resultant paste between two intact hagelslags

Grandma Hagelslag won't let us play in the attic

I am well acquainted with the greasy film that can be left by certain sprinkles. It's the dark side of eating too many of them and is worse without ice cream tbh.

also why do i have so many threads, i didn't even ask for them

this isn't any old thread, this one has the "King Boy Pato Seal of Quality" (TM)

hagelslates, hagelslags etc

enbb I will send you a recipe for fairy bread (don't tell your personal trainer)

the phenomenology of sprinkles by gwf hagel

I don't start with the trainer until January. Send me the recipe stat pls. I've still got a couple weeks to eat all these fairy breads!

creepy!

jk i'm flattered

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no i'm creped out

pancaked as well

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drinking seltzer right now.
solidarity.

i like seltzer and soda!

seltzer = soda water right?

yup, those crazy americans

when i was on my way home from sc i asked the flight attendant for seltzer and he was like 'people like to say seltzer!' like the seinfeld bit. it was cute. and he gave it to me w/ a lime! so fancy, that one.

seltzer/soda water + vodka + slice of orange imo

yup, those crazy americans

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lol wait what no one drinks this in america, when i went to italy ppl were like "gas or still" when i ordered water which blew my mind

that's true, gaseous water is wayyyyy more popular in europe!
in fact, also a standard question in peru.

also in oz. but plain old gas/fizzy/carbonated water is not the same stuff as soda water/seltzer is it?

essentially. i mean i'm sure there are slight diffs (some ppl are really aggro about club soda vs. seltzer) but if you wanna drink fizzy water it's basically all the same. maybe seltzer has finer bubbles?

hi harbls

I have never known anyone in Australia or Europe to drink soda water on a regular basis.

hey harbl

hey
club soda has a small amt of something like salt or baking soda (the kind i have gotten says potassium bicarbonate)
i prefer plain seltzer though

harbl, I have an idea: WATER BIATHLON

It is an exciting sport where you will have to swim with a gun to your target and then shoot at it. Then swim with a gun to the next target and so on until you finish.

It will be EXCITING.

ok but i think it has to be a waterproof gun, or maybe part of the game is you have to hold the gun above your head while you swim

what if it was a WATER GUN

a WATER GUN would make it even better, imagine all the strategy involved with that

the targets better be close

i like swimming

sup

trying to think of some new sports to do

You haven't considered Cricket yet??

we don't have cricket in america, besides i don't really like team sports. i'm more of a loner.

That's a negative attitude, I won't stand for it.

BTW when I was in Philly, I used to be close to a college that had a Cricket team. So there.

colleges have a lot of people from india and pakistan though, they used to play at my college too

what would you do with a team of crickets, anyway?

http://www.nyworms.com/images/groupcrickets.jpg

you put sunscreen on them and call them 'mate'

hey harbl, what are your thoughts on gelato?

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hey harbl, what are your thoughts on gelato?

― all the pure blonde you could drink (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, March 30, 2010 9:57 AM (2 years ago)

i'm still waiting on an answer for this btw

i like gelato but it's usually so expensive and i don't think it's that much better than ice cream

interesting answer harbl

i was just giving my honest sincere opinion

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