I wonder sometimes if I am the victim of a malicious Tuomas

In Finland we having a saying, "to have one girl is a headache but to have four girls and two boys is a tumour".

In Finland there is a saying, "to fish is like finding a girlfriend, you will stand by the sea for cod."

In Finland there is a saying, "to make love to a beautiful Swedish woman is like eating cod with your cousin from West Helsinki."

good work

In Finland there is a saying, "attracting a girl at a disco for twenty-seven year old students is much like pickling a herring."

In Finland there is a saying, "a turtle will win a race if he is in a car driven by a rally driver with a blonde girlfriend who is discussing herring recipes."

In Finland there is a saying, "Communism is a red herring."

In Finland there is a saying, "there are plenty of fish in the sea but it is easier to catch them at the fish market."

In Finland there is a saying, "a man who eats many berries may gain weight over the wintertime."

why did you switch from "we having" to "there is"?

In Finland there is a saying, "a man who switches is open minded and thus has the mind of a diamond."

In Finland there is a saying, "an apple a day will keep Viking ghosts away."

In Finland there is a saying, "a number divided by seven will bear you many herring."

lol herring

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now anyone w/o images off has been the victim of a delicious tuomas

In Finland there is a saying, "man who dances with dog will do jig with fleas."

In Finland there is a saying, "a man blogging is a man blagging."

You don't like it? So Suomi.

In Finland there is a saying, "a bad pun is much like a hollow herring."

In Finland there is a saying, "to eat berries in April is to invite a reindeer to a medical conference in Espoo."

*I've been chased down a field by a flock of sheep. I had to jump over a fence and a ditch before I felt safe.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, December 23, 2005 5:07 AM

In Finland there is a saying, "to be chased by a flock of sheep is a sign that you need to share herring."

In Finland there is a saying, "to Finnish first you must Finnish."

In Finland there is a saying, "Suomi ain't gonna do Sumo".

In Finland there is a saying, "Where the hell are my damn herring?"

More pls

In Finland there is a saying, "reviving a dead thread is much like salting a summer cod."

some things are better off dead m8