This is the anti-tax thread where we hate taxes because we hate paying taxes

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed

I hate that all these socialist governments tax the middle class, they should ban all tax and start paying for public infrastructure with magic beans.

Favourite Song, Album and Band? Icehouse. (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 6 February 2011 07:16 (thirteen years ago) link

NO MORE TAXES, also give me my free motorway NOW, also fuck hospitals.

sexy Santa cosplay (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 6 February 2011 07:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Also fuck all this dumb shit tax for the flood victims, I gave them $50 in the channel 7 appeal, why do they want more money the greedy bastards.

Also my bananas were $12/kg and tasted like shit this week. BANANAS WERE NEVER THIS BAD IN THE HOWARD YEARS (except that time in 2006/2007 when they were $12/kg and tasted like shit). FUCK LABOR.

sexy Santa cosplay (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 6 February 2011 07:30 (thirteen years ago) link

they are literally taxing the whiteness of my skin. they are literally taxing me for being white.

unregistered, Sunday, 6 February 2011 07:35 (thirteen years ago) link

And why are we in the red again? Because Labor is FISCALLY IRRESPONSIBLE. Oh for the good old days under Costello when we* were sitting on billions in surplus. And where has that money gone? To communists and filthy lesbians, that's where.

* a bank

sexy Santa cosplay (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 6 February 2011 07:37 (thirteen years ago) link

they are literally taxing the whiteness of my skin. they are literally taxing me for being white.

― unregistered, Sunday, 6 February 2011 18:35 (3 minutes ago) [IP: 96.237.108.164] Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

And where does it go? To the abodiginies. And what do they do with it? Snort petrol and make ooga-booga noises.

sexy Santa cosplay (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 6 February 2011 07:40 (thirteen years ago) link

I wrote to my local member and she did nothing. And do you know WHY she did nothing? Because she's a woman.

sexy Santa cosplay (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 6 February 2011 07:40 (thirteen years ago) link

We have given million of dollars, MILLIONS, to the flood victims and now our communist prime minister wants to give them MORE?? What an un-Australian attitude. Un-Australian. We got where we are through HARD WORK – through BLOOD, SWEAT AND TEARS – and now we're forced to give it all up for these farmers who've had their livelihoods ripped away from th... wait.

sexy Santa cosplay (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 6 February 2011 07:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Give me a minute.

sexy Santa cosplay (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 6 February 2011 07:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Anyway, DOWN WITH THE UNIONS.

sexy Santa cosplay (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 6 February 2011 07:47 (thirteen years ago) link

But if upper and middle class people are poorer, than poorer people are poorer. IT'S COMMON SENSE.

Favourite Song, Album and Band? Icehouse. (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 6 February 2011 07:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Everyone who is poor is obviously a dole bludger or is too stupid and they be shot and then we can use their bodies as winter fuel, then at last they'll be useful to the Australian economy.

Favourite Song, Album and Band? Icehouse. (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 6 February 2011 07:52 (thirteen years ago) link

It's a slippery slope. One minute we're giving away 1% of our hard-earned income, the next we are living in NORTH KOREA.

sexy Santa cosplay (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 6 February 2011 08:05 (thirteen years ago) link

However, I do not mind my taxes being used for PAPER TONER.

Favourite Song, Album and Band? Icehouse. (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 6 February 2011 20:23 (thirteen years ago) link

oh wait I don't mind paying tax as long as the Socialists stop spending it on useless things like hospitals and more important things like cutting stamp duty on my future investment property, which is a tiny portion of the stupid fucking overpriced and overinflated cost

Whineyoming, The 51st State (King Boy Pato), Monday, 7 February 2011 08:47 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Communist socialists are now making us pay CARBON TAX* if you can believe that!! How dare they tax my bloody carbon!!

(* - putting a price on carbon = BIG NEW TAX to pay for BIG NEW SCHOOL BUILDINGS)

Ned Raggett Reads Autumn Almanac (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 12 March 2011 00:52 (thirteen years ago) link

LOL I BET JULIA IS GOING TO INTRODUCE A JAPANESE TSUNAMI TAX NOW

Ned Raggett Reads Autumn Almanac (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 12 March 2011 00:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Here's a gallery of uninformed knobheads btw: http://youropenbook.org/?q=gillard+tax&gender=any

Ned Raggett Reads Autumn Almanac (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 12 March 2011 01:00 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

These brown people burning down detention facilities! MY TAXES PAID FOR THOSE PRIVATELY OPERATED DETENTION FACILITIES!!

I've seen it in your eyes and I've read it in blogs (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 23 April 2011 14:23 (twelve years ago) link

two years pass...

ALSO I HATE PAYING A LEVY

Random Access Mammaries (King Boy Pato), Friday, 3 May 2013 12:22 (ten years ago) link

lol

groovy replacement (electricsound), Friday, 3 May 2013 12:36 (ten years ago) link

People, I am fed up. We are being taxed to death. Why I looked at my paycheck this morning, and it was for $2500. And yet, after all of these taxes, I only received $1800. That's my money that the government is taking! And it doesn't even go as far as it used to, because gasoline used to be 99 cents a gallon and now it's four dollars! Soon, with all the taxes, and the inflation, we won't be able to fill up our tanks! And what do I get in return for it?

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Friday, 3 May 2013 14:26 (ten years ago) link

I hate paying taxes and I am glad Tony Abbott won't tax me so much because finally sole parents will take their children and wander into the desert to die a long, long way away from my new sailing boat.

one month passes...

"Only $45 tax refund? FUCKEN GOVERNMENT IS RIPPING ME ORRRRRR!!"

Yes, it's that time of year where every discussion you have with everyone is how about they're going to get a huge tax refund that they'll plan to spend only to shrill out "WHERE THE REFFFFFUUUUUUNNNNNDDD" at their tax accountant when they get significantly less than expected. Fucking hell.

"Ruddddd, Ruddddd will tear us apart, again." (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 6 July 2013 10:11 (ten years ago) link

Doesn't anyone know about the tax system? FUCKEN DO SOME RESEARCH.

"Ruddddd, Ruddddd will tear us apart, again." (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 6 July 2013 10:12 (ten years ago) link

WE HATE MARKETS FOR INVISIBLE GAS ARFGGGBBTBTBBHHB

"Ruddddd, Ruddddd will tear us apart, again." (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 08:19 (ten years ago) link


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.