1. No brown shoes!!
― wow such doge of venice (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 10:37 (ten years ago) link
2. Tuxedo t-shirts are fine, but only if you're drinking beer.
― wow such doge of venice (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 10:39 (ten years ago) link
3. Light up LED buckles will attract attention (then go for the neg.)
― wow such doge of venice (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 11:03 (ten years ago) link
point 1 really cannot be stressed enough
― 12 years a slave to the rhythm (haitch), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 11:11 (ten years ago) link
4. Flares, what is this? The 1990s? The 1970s?
― wow such doge of venice (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 23 January 2014 10:08 (ten years ago) link
5. Cardigans are mandatory on crisp autumn days.
― wow such doge of venice (King Boy Pato), Friday, 24 January 2014 12:21 (ten years ago) link
6. Bandanas only permitted if you are a butch middle aged woman or Axl Rose.
― wow such doge of venice (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 25 January 2014 10:16 (ten years ago) link
sweet, I get to wear two
― (D1CK$) (sic), Saturday, 25 January 2014 14:42 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/QVePLBl.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/bBLkaWU.jpg
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Saturday, 25 January 2014 15:38 (ten years ago) link
7. Bandana and underpants combination only permitted if you are Axl Rose asking for some reggae.
― wow such doge of venice (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 8 February 2014 14:27 (ten years ago) link
8. Flannel? Fuck off back to early-90s Seattle.
― wow such doge of venice (King Boy Pato), Friday, 21 February 2014 11:59 (ten years ago) link
I guess I picked a bad day to wear flannel flares and cordovan wingtips.
― A specialist in foolery (Michael White), Friday, 21 February 2014 16:14 (ten years ago) link
http://jeansandsheux.tumblr.com/
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 6 March 2014 17:14 (ten years ago) link