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Revolt of the ILX Brigade: New Post-Fahey Folk For PPL that post in the Takoma & Tompkin's Square Threads (total reads) 444 (ilxor reads) 367 (no referrer) 67 (can't tell) 10

this thread is never not in the top 5 most read threads. nobody has posted in it for two days but it has had 444 pageviews in the past hour.

― Treeship, Monday, September 22, 2014 8:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

maybe a ghost is in there

― lag∞n, Monday, September 22, 2014 8:04 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

are you not curious about this lagoon?

― Treeship, Monday, September 22, 2014 8:11 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no way i dont fuck w ghosts

― lag∞n, Monday, September 22, 2014 8:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

owe me the shmoney (m bison), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 02:00 (nine years ago) link

que bueno

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 18:39 (nine years ago) link

When is the food thing? I'd freak out if I could sup with John Cale. I'm sure it's $$$$$$$$$$.

― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Thursday, September 25, 2014 9:13 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oct. 12 - $250
would depress me too, if it was happening anywhere near me, because there's pretty much no way I could justify spending the cash.

― tylerw, Thursday, September 25, 2014 9:14 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

:(
That's absurd

― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Thursday, September 25, 2014 10:41 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you guys seriously i know jc is probably a rich man now and he has rich ppl friends but who has $300 to blow for the VIP pass to this thing? it's depressing.

i mean can i crawl under someone's serving platter and plant myself on a cheese plate and wait to get thrown out?

― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Thursday, September 25, 2014 12:55 PM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(i have never been thrown out of anywhere in my life)

― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Thursday, September 25, 2014 12:55 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Mail yourself

― droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, September 25, 2014 12:59 PM (46 minutes ago)

[....]

La Lechera had reached her limit. It was now mid-September which meant that she had been separated from John Cale for more than six months.

― example (crüt), Thursday, September 25, 2014 1:42 PM

sleeve, Thursday, 25 September 2014 20:46 (nine years ago) link

ha ha, a+!

schlump, Thursday, 25 September 2014 21:09 (nine years ago) link

That's great!

folk punks: stop bragg-ing (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 25 September 2014 21:21 (nine years ago) link

it's the fact that la lechera scans perfectly there that nudges it into excelsior territory imo

Onan Pullett (wins), Thursday, 25 September 2014 21:48 (nine years ago) link

crut just did Eular's joke imho

bozack horseman (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 25 September 2014 21:51 (nine years ago) link

last post of a multi-post c&p is someone explaining/repeating the joke made in the penultimate = excelsior tradition surely

Onan Pullett (wins), Thursday, 25 September 2014 21:56 (nine years ago) link

I saw it as a pass to a dunk, beautiful combo.

nickn, Thursday, 25 September 2014 22:56 (nine years ago) link

^^^

sleeve, Thursday, 25 September 2014 23:23 (nine years ago) link

Testimonials:

"bebo is the bomd if snoop dog was here he'd say bebo is the shizle ma nizle ne bebo rox add me"

Rachel, Roscommon Ireland, Sep 2007

"i luv bebo :) i love talkin tuu mi m8s n doin there blogs n stuff :) its fun ..... lurv oo xxxxx"

paige :), somerset , england, Sep 2007

― StanM, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 18:02 (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so that's where lex has gone.

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 18:03 (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nakhchivan, Thursday, 25 September 2014 23:29 (nine years ago) link

We recently rewatched all the seasons of The Nanny, and it has an overload of "celebrity paradox". First of all, it has more than one case of a celebrity (Whoopi Goldberg, Rosie O'Donnell, etc) appearing both as himself and as a fictional person without anyone noticing they look alike. With Fran's grandmother, there are recurring jokes how she reminds people of Millie from Dick van Dyke Show (she's played by Ann Morgan Guilbert, who also played Milly), and so on...

But the whole thing is taken to ridiculous extremes with Fran Descher herself. In one episode she appears as Bobbi Flekman, the character she played in This Is Spinal Tap. In this case, the resemblance between Fran Fine (the character she plays in The Nanny) and Bobbi Flekman is noticed, and Fran is able to succesfully impersonate her. Still, no one finds it a bit odd that the two woman look exactly alike.

Then, in the penultimate episode of the series, Fran Fine, the fictional character, runs into Fran Drescher, the famous actor, by chance. They have a brief discussion, and it turns out that within the universe of The Nanny Drescher is doing a series that's quite similar to The Nanny, and Fine is a fan of it! And apparently that show-within-a-show is about have its series finale (just like The Nanny was in real life), and Drescher even urges Fine to "tune in and watch it next week!". Yet no one seems to notice that Drescher looks exactly like Fine (and Flekman!), and that the events of Frescher's fictional series weirdly mirror the events of Fine's real life...

― Tuomas, Tuesday, September 30, 2014 5:17 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

rewatched all the seasons of The Nanny?

― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, September 30, 2014 5:21 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bippity bup at the hotel california (Phil D.), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 13:45 (nine years ago) link

dying

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 13:47 (nine years ago) link

hahahahahahahahahahaha

💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 13:49 (nine years ago) link

wtf is the Nanny?

Non-Stop Hongrotic Cabaret (dog latin), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 13:50 (nine years ago) link

how Tuomas spent last weekend.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 13:51 (nine years ago) link

terrific

flambient 4: on goon (fgti), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 13:54 (nine years ago) link

It makes so much sense now! If only we had filled up the "photos of famous people together" thread with pics of Fran Drescher, Fran Fine, and Bobbi Fleckman all posing with each other, we could have saved so much effort and time

Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 14:01 (nine years ago) link

This contest is over! Give that man the ten thousand dollars!

Eric H., Tuesday, 30 September 2014 14:30 (nine years ago) link

two years ago we had Dennis Ritchie, Bob Windows and Johnny Unix

― Chimp Arsons, Tuesday, September 30, 2014 11:22 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 16:30 (nine years ago) link

I am picturing Tuomas intently and quizzically studying The Nanny like one of those muppet martians examining a radio. FRAN FRAN FRAN FRAN FRAN YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 16:32 (nine years ago) link

malkovich malkovich

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 16:48 (nine years ago) link

“Imagine being on your knees at your father’s funeral beside his casket, saying goodbye to him — and then you have nine orgasms right there,” he said. “While your whole family is standing behind you.”

― gbx, Monday, September 22, 2014 10:53 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

okay

― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Monday, September 22, 2014 11:40 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 16:50 (nine years ago) link

xp http://i.imgur.com/2KSNDYd.jpg

bippity bup at the hotel california (Phil D.), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 16:56 (nine years ago) link

tavi is an honorary millenial because her initial blog started gaining recognition in 2009, the same year merriweather post pavilion was releasead.

― Treeship, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 03:40 (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is that more or less dignified than being an honorary aryan

― Contrappunto dialettico alla mente (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 03:41 (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

in 2014 it's the better to be an honorary millenial than an old person who betrayed the interests of their own ethnic group to collaborate with the nazis and earned special recognition for this. imo.

― Treeship, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 03:48 (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Contrappunto dialettico alla mente (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 03:01 (nine years ago) link

thread: DDR--dance dance revolution

What's the hype?? I hear about it everywhere...and I'm actually thinking of trying it.
― Heidi D., Monday, May 24, 2004 6:08 AM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's no taiko no tatsujin
― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, May 24, 2004 6:10 AM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 03:02 (nine years ago) link

wins how do u derive ur moral outlook

― Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Thursday, October 2, 2014 3:58 PM (3 hours ago)

(exponent)moral outlook^(exponent - 1)

― 💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Thursday, October 2, 2014 4:01 PM (3 hours ago)

mookieproof, Thursday, 2 October 2014 23:34 (nine years ago) link

i do appresh a good math lol tbf

Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Thursday, 2 October 2014 23:36 (nine years ago) link

I guess there are a limited number of ways to film cars careening around and I've seen all of them enough times to start losing interest. Maybe this film broke ground 17 years ago and I've just been seeing all the later copycats. Maybe I am just too old and jaded to properly enjoy orange balls of flame and showers of sparks as cars are forced sideways into railings, over and over again to the accompaniment of insistent drumbeat soundtrack, so that for me, today, the best car chase is a brief one. This explanation seems plausible the more I think about it.

― Aimless, Thursday, October 2, 2014 11:31 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

maybe i just ambushed you with a cup of coffee

― socki (s1ocki), Thursday, October 2, 2014 11:32 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

zero content albums (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 October 2014 23:51 (nine years ago) link

i have been laughing for the past 5 minutes straight about Tuomas binge watching all six seasons of The Nanny

some dude, Thursday, 2 October 2014 23:53 (nine years ago) link

considerably more laughing, then, than say there would be in all six etc etc

zero content albums (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 October 2014 23:55 (nine years ago) link

maybe i just ambushed you with a cup of coffee

― socki (s1ocki), Thursday, October 2, 2014 11:32 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

B-)

lag∞n, Friday, 3 October 2014 01:05 (nine years ago) link

i have been laughing for the past 5 minutes straight about Tuomas binge watching all six seasons of The Nanny

― some dude, Thursday, October 2, 2014 7:53 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol its very good stuff for sure

lag∞n, Friday, 3 October 2014 01:05 (nine years ago) link

Is there, like, some point to these prank calls, or is someone just calling random ILXors?

― Tuomas, Friday, 9 April 2010 09:22 (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No.

― caek, Friday, 9 April 2010 09:33 (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No what?

― Tuomas, Friday, 9 April 2010 09:42 (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No ...sir?

― "I DONT WANT HOUSE CHICKEN I WANT THIS PLACE CHICKEN!" (stevie), Friday, 9 April 2010 09:44 (4 years ago) Bookmark

zero content albums (darraghmac), Friday, 3 October 2014 10:58 (nine years ago) link

haaaaaa

goole, Friday, 3 October 2014 16:32 (nine years ago) link

looooooooooooool

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 3 October 2014 16:41 (nine years ago) link

irl lol

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 3 October 2014 16:58 (nine years ago) link

tbh I'm really reading up on sperm donation now

― ⌘-B (mh), Friday, October 3, 2014 4:50 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*reads up furiously*

― Οὖτις, Friday, October 3, 2014 4:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, 3 October 2014 21:12 (nine years ago) link

- a superglue sandwich

― wackness unlimited (snoball), Saturday, 4 October 2014 19:45 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

- a post that you knew was snoball even before you saw his username

― flatizza (harbl), Saturday, 4 October 2014 19:47 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Sunday, 5 October 2014 22:25 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/By-E6moCYAAo_6W.jpg

― Mordy, Monday, October 6, 2014 12:56 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

...

no dwarf?!

― j., Monday, October 6, 2014 1:03 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's a race not a class *tuts furiously*

― Chimp Arsons, Monday, October 6, 2014 1:04 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

maybe j. hasn't played since 1st edition

― Mordy, Monday, October 6, 2014 1:05 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

...

i'm just saying you can't just conflate race and class

― Chimp Arsons, Monday, October 6, 2014 1:06 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the late great, Monday, 6 October 2014 20:09 (nine years ago) link

nice

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Monday, 6 October 2014 20:19 (nine years ago) link

going to be picking up a set of those pins at GeekGirlCon this weekend btw

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Monday, 6 October 2014 20:19 (nine years ago) link

i would like and maybe wear a social justice cleric pin

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 October 2014 20:22 (nine years ago) link

+6 Pious bonus

wackness unlimited (snoball), Monday, 6 October 2014 20:46 (nine years ago) link

social justice wizard lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 6 October 2014 21:07 (nine years ago) link

Prosciutto > Bacon

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 6 October 2014 19:25 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

here we go

― jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Monday, 6 October 2014 19:28 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

zero content albums (darraghmac), Monday, 6 October 2014 22:27 (nine years ago) link

Oh boy, Occupy! That's where I'm a social justice Viking!

bippity bup at the hotel california (Phil D.), Tuesday, 7 October 2014 02:11 (nine years ago) link

j. raises a key point in that the lack of multiclass combos subtly renders the nonhuman races invisible

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 7 October 2014 02:36 (nine years ago) link

not if you roll to check for privilege

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 October 2014 02:38 (nine years ago) link

ahaha

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 7 October 2014 02:43 (nine years ago) link


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