BLOOD DIAMONDS IS THE NEW RESPEK KNUCKLES, 8080 IS THE NEW OTM

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oh god kenan why why why

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I've been driving this route for 15 years. I've brought 'em out here to get that stuff, and I've drove 'em home after they had it. It changes them... On the way out here, they sit back and enjoy the ride. They talk to me; sometimes we stop and watch the sunsets, and look at the birds flyin'. Sometimes we stop and watch the birds when there ain't no birds. And look at the sunsets when its raining. We have a swell time. And I always get a big tip. But afterwards, oh oh... They crab, crab, crab. They yell at me. Watch the lights. Watch the brakes, Watch the intersections. They scream at me to hurry. They got no faith in me, or my buggy. Yet, it's the same cab, the same driver. and we're going back over the very same road. It's no fun. And no tips... After this he'll be a perfectly normal human being. And you know what stinkers they are!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Ally is that the new new respeck knuckles?

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

your mom is the new respek knuckles

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

yes

beratrapas

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I gave your mom respek knuckles

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

beartapas

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

my mom loved yr respect knuckles

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

This is the old respek knuckles:

http://www.player4life.com/portal/p4l-pics/alizee.gif

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

oh god kenan why why why

no, srsly, even Jimmy Stewart said he was unhappy with his performance in the movie because it was a little too nice. When he did it as a play later, he roughened Down up around the edges, made him a little more... well, crazy.

― kenan, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Dowd, not Down

― kenan, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

here fishy fishy fishy

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

i was upset by the comparison to PRETTY FUCKING WOMAN!

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah no shit!

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/7/4/11/f_sadabem_93cd018.jpg

― I DIED, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:01 (seventeen years ago) link

our upset-levels never seem to last for very long, do they?

also brian 8080

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Upset-levels are only temporary, but mickey is forever and eternally a cock-smoker.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

pretty woman is such a terrible movie, i watched that again semi-recently and was like buhhhhhhh

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Undeniably awful.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Question: What is the opposite of 8080? Like, what's the new OffTM (if ever there was such thing as OffTM)?

Ideally 4 characters and/or digits long so that when I get 8080 tattooed on 4 fingers on one hand i can get the opposite tattooed on the other side.

― Will M., Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

0808?

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:54 (seventeen years ago) link

08 = carl yastrzemski

0808 = double yaz.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

-8080, of course.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 23:41 (seventeen years ago) link

wh3rd

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 23:42 (seventeen years ago) link

This is the old respek knuckles:

...why did we get rid of it, then

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 23:46 (seventeen years ago) link

if i had future glasses with a heads up display i might actually just have that permanently looping

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 23:47 (seventeen years ago) link

1/8080, but you'd have to grow an extra finger or tattoo the 1 on the back of your hand.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 23:47 (seventeen years ago) link

You'd need a cord long enough to run to the nearest grist mill to power those though.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 23:49 (seventeen years ago) link

10-10-220

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 12 April 2007 00:37 (seventeen years ago) link

those alf ads were so gay

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 12 April 2007 00:41 (seventeen years ago) link

10-10-321 is the new 10-321

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 12 April 2007 00:48 (seventeen years ago) link

wait guys i actually have to use 10-XXX codes at work, this shit isn't gonna fly with me

― gbx, Thursday, 12 April 2007 00:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, it appears that DOGTITS is the new POPPAGE

-- Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, April 17, 2007 5:41 PM (47 seconds ago)

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

I just can't read '8080' without behind reminded of this terrible school joke from when I was about nine: What's Bobby Sands' phone number? Belfast eight-nothing eight-nothing. Shame on me. Shame on ILX.

― NickB, Friday, 20 April 2007 08:08 (seventeen years ago) link

i'll never use this, 8080 is our internal IT help desk phone number.

silly people of ilx

― Ste, Friday, 20 April 2007 08:33 (seventeen years ago) link

polar bears

― g-kit, Friday, 20 April 2007 09:28 (seventeen years ago) link

808080808080808080808080808

http://static.last.fm/coverart/300x300/1423216.jpg

― blueski, Friday, 20 April 2007 09:52 (seventeen years ago) link

the internal tech support number at my office is "007"

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 20 April 2007 10:09 (seventeen years ago) link

license to format

― HI DERE, Friday, 20 April 2007 12:07 (seventeen years ago) link

it's totally intentional - there are no other three-digit extensions in the entire building

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 20 April 2007 12:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Hilarious IT guys.

― braveclub, Friday, 20 April 2007 12:21 (seventeen years ago) link

"The spider is now upon my person..."

― blueski, Friday, 20 April 2007 12:22 (seventeen years ago) link

three years pass...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/law/2010/aug/05/naomi-campbell-court-blood-diamonds

― buzza, Friday, 6 August 2010 06:48 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

8080

― world class wrecking (crüt), Thursday, 30 September 2010 19:34 (thirteen years ago) link

see now this was a good thread

― the great aussie ballkicking vids (jjjusten), Thursday, 30 September 2010 19:41 (thirteen years ago) link

blood diamonds, JJ.

― 69, Thursday, 30 September 2010 21:08 (thirteen years ago) link

five years pass...

the RGB hex code for the default Windows 95 background color is #008080

― esempiu (crüt), Wednesday, 27 July 2016 17:50 (seven years ago) link

PUT SOME RESPECK ON MY NAME

― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Wednesday, 27 July 2016 17:54 (seven years ago) link

that had nothing to do with anything but I've been wanting to use that phrase in a thread and this seemed as good a time as any

― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Wednesday, 27 July 2016 17:55 (seven years ago) link

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