Putin kissed boy 'like a kitten'

haha he does not have manboobs!
i think i just thought it was a hot photo for a second because it reminded me of photos of marlon brando in his prime, but then looking closer, not so much. at least now i am thinking of photos of marlon brando in his prime tho.

http://img.breitbart.com/images/2007/8/31/070831182948.2u9qwdx7/SGE.PVZ10.310807181847.photo00.photo.jpg

wtf, Putin plz stop molesting everything

what has he molested NOW???

CFE (campaign for facial expressions)

I only just saw the picture of him tonguing down that aquatic thing, although I'm sure he's got his lips on some poor unsuspecting vaguely-phallus-shaped thing right now.

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Putin tells press he 'likes all Russian women'

Vlad OTM

http://english.pravda.ru/russia/kremlin/18-04-2008/104951-putin_kabaeva-0

Controversial article in the Moskovsky Correspondent may lead to lamentable consequences for the newspaper

http://english.pravda.ru/society/showbiz/24-08-2006/84075-madonna_putin-0

It is rumoured that Madonna would like to talk to Putin about world problems

and of course

Putin easily mingles in animal world

i was sure this was gonna be the onion but no:

Russia's Putin saves TV crew from Siberian tiger

MOSCOW (Reuters) - Prime Minister Vladimir Putin was feted by Russian media on Sunday for saving a television crew from an attack by a Siberian tiger in the wilds of the Far East.

Putin, taking a break from lambasting the West over Georgia, apparently saved the crew while on a trip to a national park to see how researchers monitor the tigers in the wild.

Just as Putin was arriving with a group of wildlife specialists to see a trapped Amur tiger, it escaped and ran towards a nearby camera crew, the country's main television station said. Putin quickly shot the beast and sedated it with a tranquilizer gun.

"Vladimir Putin not only managed to see the giant predator up close but also saved our television crew too," a presenter on Rossiya television said at the start of the main evening news.

he is a badass, scary tho.

Dude is like some fucked-up superhero. Ozymandias, but with brawn and less ability to watch 40 TVs simultaneously? I don't know.

wow wow wow

Don't you think stories like that are nationalist plants?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/zscout370/02.jpg

Dude is like some fucked-up superhero. Ozymandias, but with brawn and less ability to watch 40 TVs simultaneously? I don't know.

wow wow wow

-- Abbott, Monday, 1 September 2008 21:17

russia must be made to stop its "giant exploding alien bee" program.

Nothing like a giant screen featuring a bored Putin to make a body get all makey-outey.

The fact that so many women find Putin hot kind of diminishes my hope for humanity, but I guess a lot of women probably feel the same way about dudes finding Sarah Palin hot.

I never understood whether the original story means that Putin kissed the boy the way a person might kiss a kitten, or the way that a kitten kisses. Neither really make much sense, I guess.

http://lh5.ggpht.com/smilehosting/RfkJsw-0oSI/AAAAAAAAAD0/3vHuXSJnDBc/putin_kim.jpg

Or he kissed a boy whom he found to be kitten-like

Yeah I assume that story is at least exaggerated, but the fact that it's appeared at all is fucking bizarre.

clearly putin is putin and the boy is the kitten.

this tiger nonsense is an allegory

the beast is america

or possibly Georgia...

anyway, TAKE THAT CHERRY TREE!

i know putin's kinda evil and all but i would vote for him in a heartbeat imo

Sometimes I felt like that about Cheney in 2004. Pure, unadulterated evil - but competent evil. Evil that knows it's evil. Compared to Bush/Kerry/Edwards, that was kind of a nice change.

I think Putin secretly admires, and agrees with Jack Kerouac:

"Frightening ravishing mysterious beings concealing their sex
Pieces of the Buddha-material frozen and sliced microscopically in Morgues of the North
Penis apples going to seed
The severed gullets more numerous than sands
Like kissing my kitten in the belly,
the softness of our reward."

Putin shot a tiger in the face 'like a kitten'

Just in: Gary Glitter accepts Kremlin Cabinet post. "Tigerphilia? That's my kind of people!" quipped the ex-"glam" rocker en route to the airport at 300 mph, pursued by a panting Jacqui Smith screeching "Stop him! He hasn't paid his dues!"

Quipped Holly Johnson: "Putin passed over my extensive experience? Harrumph!"

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One must first taste the child to make sure it's fresh, then gut it and roast it long and slow....

Putin shot a tiger in the face 'like a kitten'

IRL lolz

hahaa

ok if i had to love a man it might be him
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1071392/Macho-Putin-releases-Lets-learn-judo-Vladimir-DVD.html

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/putinjudo.jpg

дзюдо

yeah i really like vlad, thought i was the only one jergy!

He kissed me and it felt like a kitten

The cool thing is that it's not a gimmick, and that he's totally qualified to make a judo tutorial video.

no the cool thing is that he is the boss of russia

vald putin told me he is qualified to make a judo video therefor he is qualified to make a judo video when i looked into his eyes i saw four letters j-u-d-o

oh man I wish this story had broken before last night and someone had asked McCain what he thought of Putin's judo video

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/12/04/world/05russia_650a.JPG

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/14/article-1115882-030DD6F1000005DC-835_233x271.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/14/article-1115882-030DD7A0000005DC-89_468x286.jpg

Putin paints picture 'like a kitten'

also hahaha I missed G00blar's pic before now, what the hell

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/01/14/business/14gazprom-650.jpg

the man simply cannot take a bad picture

hahahaha

also, this:
http://www.nylamatuk.ca/kittens_kissing.jpg