GREAT THREAD IDEA REMY!!!! i only shop skymall, qvc or harriet carter catalog for my fun home accessories and wacky gifts!
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 18:44 (sixteen years ago) link
http://images.skymall.com/images/products/09/27/04/69667202x.jpg
― remy bean, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 18:46 (sixteen years ago) link
http://images.skymall.com/images/products/96/1d/06/102602303x.jpg
― remy bean, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 18:47 (sixteen years ago) link
http://images.skymall.com/images/products/67/1c/06/102524811x.jpg
the thread that had to be made
― sunny successor, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 22:42 (sixteen years ago) link
It did. I've long pondered its idiocies.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 22:44 (sixteen years ago) link
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1106/921414276_6c0627ed3e.jpg
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 22:47 (sixteen years ago) link
i almost buy these every time i get on a plane http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/4136/102195266gx1lw5.jpg
― sunny successor, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 23:01 (sixteen years ago) link
best thread of 2008
― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 23:03 (sixteen years ago) link
why is a woman modeling this?
http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/3447/7317710xve5.jpg
― sunny successor, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 23:22 (sixteen years ago) link
clitfinder?
― remy bean, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 23:23 (sixteen years ago) link
http://images.skymall.com/images/products/b6/1b/06/102479423x.jpg
http://images.skymall.com/images/products/ef/27/04/69726076x.jpg
― remy bean, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 23:24 (sixteen years ago) link
http://images.skymall.com/images/products/d2/27/04/69718540x.jpg
― remy bean, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 23:28 (sixteen years ago) link
http://images.skymall.com/images/products/cf/1c/06/102551453x.jpg
oh god
http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/4916/102518628xrh2.jpg
― sunny successor, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 23:28 (sixteen years ago) link
man, i hate mondays.
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 23:34 (sixteen years ago) link
http://images.skymall.com/images/products/52/1c/06/102519393x.jpg
― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 23:35 (sixteen years ago) link
http://images.skymall.com/images/products/6b/1c/06/102525806x.jpg
― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 23:37 (sixteen years ago) link
cat torture device
http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/7554/41625243xzg6.jpg
― sunny successor, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 23:58 (sixteen years ago) link
Feline version of 2001
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 00:16 (sixteen years ago) link
dog torture device
http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/7444/102517317xgh8.jpg
― sunny successor, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 00:27 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.cultpunk.com/images/strikesdetected076.jpg
― remy bean, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 04:33 (sixteen years ago) link
winner!!!!
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 09:07 (sixteen years ago) link
http://images.skymall.com/images/products/HAM/102248735d.jpg
This digital alarm clock launches a rotor into the air that flies around the room as the alarm sounds, hovering up to 9' in the air, and will not cease ringing until the rotor is returned to the alarm clock base, compelling even the most stubborn sleepers to get out of bed on time.
― clotpoll, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 09:40 (sixteen years ago) link
i could have used that in college
― gr8080, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 09:42 (sixteen years ago) link
http://images.skymall.com/images/products/16/28/04/69736169x.jpg
― gr8080, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 09:47 (sixteen years ago) link
http://images.skymall.com/images/products/95/1d/06/102602196x.jpg
― gr8080, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 09:54 (sixteen years ago) link
http://images.skymall.com/images/products/06/18/06/102237941x.jpg
― clotpoll, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 09:56 (sixteen years ago) link
http://images.skymall.com/images/products/f3/1c/06/102560716gx2.jpg http://images.skymall.com/images/products/f3/1c/06/102560716x.jpg
― gr8080, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 10:01 (sixteen years ago) link
http://images.skymall.com/images/products/d2/c7/05/96981577x.jpg
― gr8080, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 10:05 (sixteen years ago) link
http://images.skymall.com/images/products/bf/1b/06/102481823x.jpg
― gr8080, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 10:18 (sixteen years ago) link
http://images.skymall.com/images/products/13/18/06/102241059x.jpg
― gr8080, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 10:20 (sixteen years ago) link
http://images.skymall.com/images/products/31/18/06/102248790gx2.jpg
― gr8080, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 10:25 (sixteen years ago) link
http://images.skymall.com/images/products/4a/1c/06/102517394x.jpg
― gr8080, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 10:27 (sixteen years ago) link
i <3 this thread!
and THANK GOD I CAN FINALLY STOP COUNTING THUNDER
― sunny successor, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 14:33 (sixteen years ago) link
i read "pandasmash" too
― wanko ergo sum, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 14:38 (sixteen years ago) link
http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/2186/102517807xbe9.jpg
― sunny successor, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 17:20 (sixteen years ago) link
http://images.skymall.com/images/products/40/1c/06/102514831x.jpg http://images.skymall.com/images/products/f5/26/04/69662063x.jpg
― The Macallan 18 Year, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 17:43 (sixteen years ago) link
http://images.skymall.com/images/products/47/1c/06/102516710x.jpg
― The Macallan 18 Year, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 17:45 (sixteen years ago) link
Hey Dude!
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 17:47 (sixteen years ago) link
sad when the account balance at the toy bank is higher than my balance at the real bank :(
― The Macallan 18 Year, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 17:48 (sixteen years ago) link
ENJOY YOUR MEAL
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 17:49 (sixteen years ago) link
no lie, my cousin tony had this idea 10 years ago:
http://www.fishnflush.com/Art/shop-fishnflush-big.jpg
― The Macallan 18 Year, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 17:52 (sixteen years ago) link
http://i.treehugger.com/skymaul.jpg
― jeff, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 18:06 (sixteen years ago) link
Vicemall
― wanko ergo sum, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 18:08 (sixteen years ago) link
Wait. That's a spoof, right?
― Jesse, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 18:14 (sixteen years ago) link
OK, good!
― Jesse, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 18:15 (sixteen years ago) link
The worst stuff in this catalog isn't the ridiculous-looking things but the generic, badly-made and absurdly overpriced crap versions of bad ideas, which are self-evidently not going to work very well. Those USB turntables in particular make me shudder to imagine.
That said, these are pretty fabulous:
http://i459.photobucket.com/albums/qq313/doctorcasino/skymall-interiordogrestroom.jpg
http://i459.photobucket.com/albums/qq313/doctorcasino/skymall-egyptianthronechair.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 29 December 2008 20:54 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.skymall.com/shopping/detail.htm?pid=102183653&c=10464
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 29 December 2008 20:57 (fifteen years ago) link
he has olives tatooed on his arms ftw
― the jef (jeff hostetler ha ha) (brownie), Monday, 29 December 2008 21:27 (fifteen years ago) link
It's as if that is the only thing he can really draw. Everything else is just clip art.
― atty at LOL (Jenny), Monday, 29 December 2008 21:36 (fifteen years ago) link
The olives are actually Screen Beans.
― atty at LOL (Jenny), Monday, 29 December 2008 21:37 (fifteen years ago) link
http://images.skymall.com/images/products/13/18/06/102241059x.jpg^^ This sums up SkyMall in so many ways.
― өөө (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 29 December 2008 22:01 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.cornballer.com/cb.jpg
― Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Monday, 29 December 2008 22:13 (fifteen years ago) link
SkyMall is the best of a two-hour flight.
Has there ever been a character/skit/anything where someone's entire house is furnished ONLY with SkyMall products? Could be great.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 29 December 2008 22:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Or a real, human life? That could be even better.
― Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Monday, 29 December 2008 22:28 (fifteen years ago) link
lol cornballer
― atty at LOL (Jenny), Monday, 29 December 2008 22:28 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.skymall.com/shopping/detail.htm?pid=102982225
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 15 April 2010 19:22 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.skymall.com/images/products/62/23/06/102982225gx1.jpg
YES!
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 15 April 2010 19:27 (fourteen years ago) link
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2001/2063292973_cca91f4600.jpg
― █▓▒░ 97 people sleep immediately after seeing this video ░▒▓█ (dyao), Friday, 16 April 2010 00:25 (fourteen years ago) link
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2320/2063293375_1ffdd69698.jpg
― █▓▒░ 97 people sleep immediately after seeing this video ░▒▓█ (dyao), Friday, 16 April 2010 00:28 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i39.tinypic.com/rh6ao2.jpg
― biologically wrong (Z S), Friday, 16 April 2010 00:32 (fourteen years ago) link
HMM is that a metaphor
― █▓▒░ 97 people sleep immediately after seeing this video ░▒▓█ (dyao), Friday, 16 April 2010 00:34 (fourteen years ago) link
"now that I have this portable bidet, I can eat all the mexican food I want in tijuana!"
― █▓▒░ 97 people sleep immediately after seeing this video ░▒▓█ (dyao), Friday, 16 April 2010 00:35 (fourteen years ago) link
Traveling means a lot of compromising and unexpected changes from our daily routine. Changes in eating habits, fluid intake, schedules and personal hygiene all affect our comfort level, which can affect our performance and self-confidence in important business and social functions.
Personal appearance starts with personal hygiene, something people don't always like to talk about but that is at the cornerstone of our self-image. Being able to restore your personal hygiene and comfort after travelling has not always been possible until now; with your personal Sanicare Travel Bidet relief is at hand. Rinsing with water prevents irritation from toilet paper abrasion, incomplete cleansing, perspiration and bacteria, which can cause unpleasant odors. Whether you travel by plane, car, cruise ship or train, you can now feel shower fresh every time after using the restroom. No more compromising with your personal hygiene!
You owe it to yourself to experience the sophistication of enhanced cleanliness and personal comfort.
― quincie, Friday, 16 April 2010 00:40 (fourteen years ago) link
So, so true. Here's one where I was so bemused I took the Skymall with me:
http://th.physik.uni-frankfurt.de/~hossi/Bilder/BR/gd.gif
― Vinnie, Friday, 16 April 2010 15:06 (fourteen years ago) link
AlexanderInnovation Wizard
― Ponies are horse children (Abbott), Friday, 16 April 2010 15:42 (fourteen years ago) link
I can only hope this is a new alias for Magic Alex.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 16 April 2010 16:52 (fourteen years ago) link
oh man, i really need to fly more. this stuff is like the products on those Onion joke gift boxes except its REAL.
― in movie 2001 resurrect thread on planet jupiter (Pillbox), Friday, 16 April 2010 17:41 (fourteen years ago) link
I recently started getting these Touch of Modern e-mail spams, and it strikes me as being a slicker, higher end version of skymall:
https://www.touchofmodern.com/sales/bitplay
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 December 2013 19:18 (ten years ago) link
http://www.rnrassociates.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/bang-desk-lamp-by-bitplay2.jpg
BANG! is a desk lamp with a gun-shaped remote controller. You can can fire the “gun” to turn the light off, upon which the light goes out and the lampshade falls over, showing that it’s been hit. To turn it back on, simply shoot it again, and the lampshade will raise up slowly and turn the light back on at the same time. Add some fun to your daily tasks with the BANG! and some indoor target practice. It's perfect for any man cave or movie lounge.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 December 2013 19:20 (ten years ago) link
Did feel like my man cave needed some sprucing up
― Vinnie, Monday, 16 December 2013 19:41 (ten years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=722905881054980&set=a.400465416632363.101595.400463903299181&type=1&theater
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 December 2013 20:03 (ten years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=720644717947763&set=a.400465416632363.101595.400463903299181&type=1&theater
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 December 2013 20:05 (ten years ago) link
Skymall actually sells a Man Cave sign but I can't find the exact one online right now, I think. Maybe this one?
http://25.media.tumblr.com/a875d62553b02bd84ca6b5dc431b1d3b/tumblr_mu3xoqCaCl1ry35nho1_400.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 17 December 2013 10:17 (ten years ago) link
WE PLAY ONLY CALVINBALL IN THE MAN CAVE
― Vinnie, Tuesday, 17 December 2013 14:30 (ten years ago) link
feet first with jumpin jammerzhttp://snarkingatskymall.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/017-jumpin-jammerz.jpg
― slam dunk, Tuesday, 17 December 2013 18:28 (ten years ago) link
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://twitter.com/KatyStech/status/558638073349947392
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 January 2015 15:02 (nine years ago) link
rip
― mookieproof, Friday, 23 January 2015 15:11 (nine years ago) link
Now I'll never get that dog bed with a built-in fridge signed by Derek Jeter.
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 23 January 2015 15:14 (nine years ago) link
end of an era
maybe they can have the uncrate print edition or something
― mh, Friday, 23 January 2015 15:16 (nine years ago) link
never knew there was such a thing as a casserole kimono
― mookieproof, Friday, 23 January 2015 15:30 (nine years ago) link
remaining inventory to be bought by Sharper Image, Hammacher Schlemmer
― founder of favstar.fm (rip van wanko), Friday, 23 January 2015 15:31 (nine years ago) link
Oh man, this is terrible. Probably like Hostess though and they'll relaunch with fanfare in six months? Mannn... I clipped some choice items on my last trip, feels kinda ghoulish to post em now though.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 23 January 2015 15:52 (nine years ago) link
my mom told me she saw a 2-pg spread of products emblazoned with the name Bobshe thought it was stupid, but she also bought some stuff for her dad, who turns 93 on Saturdaylol!
― groundless round (La Lechera), Friday, 23 January 2015 15:54 (nine years ago) link
Some speculation
http://valleywag.gawker.com/the-weird-mysterious-company-behind-the-skymall-bankru-1681829663
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 16:18 (nine years ago) link
just found these, shot on my crappy old cell phone a while back. was saving 'em for this thread i do believe.
http://imgur.com/a/xj0FR
http://i.imgur.com/ufdtDWf.jpg
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 4 October 2015 16:31 (eight years ago) link
er,
http://i.imgur.com/hGMjlqn.jpg
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 4 October 2015 16:32 (eight years ago) link