fads and phrases and annoying things we are sick of 2009

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i should fix granny one of my strong cups of fresh oaxacan coffee

jØrdån (omar little), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:10 (fourteen years ago) link

coffee culture = when you leave the pot out for several days and it gets that "film" on the top

a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:10 (fourteen years ago) link

I didn't mean that people act like dicks because of coffee. I meant that I have friends who get really tired from not drinking it, and then get really buzzed accidentally sometimes and stay up all night. They're not dicks, they're just tired or wired.

bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link

1488. third person plural

provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link

i like that places are taking coffee seriously rather than just serving up swill, which is also why i appreciate places that serve up interesting beer and know their shit rather than just the usual half dozen boring brews.

i think i'm becoming a coffee snob.

jØrdån (omar little), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link

your friends being dicks has nothing to do with coffee, get new coffee, get new friends

jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, coffee shops aren't . . . I don't know. They serve coffee! They could practically be McDonald's sometimes, but with more laptops and fewer ballpits.

bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:12 (fourteen years ago) link

1489. ball pits

jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Coffee is crazy popular now. And it's fucking nasty shit and everyone is all jacked up for the morning and then crashes at noon and turn into crabby mofos. Cafes/coffee culture is totally egregious and a blight on my generation. I'm only being slightly hyperbolic. The fact that someone is "omg wtf???????????????????? how can you hate coffee" proves my point.

you sound like someone in 1994 who thinks friends is trying to be trendy by having the characters hang out in a cafe, not a bar.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link

no you guys i have met people that use the word "coffee culture" and they are despicable, trust me on this

lots of jerks (gbx), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Who said anyone's friends were dicks!

bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link

how do you get tired from not drinking coffee; that does not strike me as a particularly exhausting act

a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link

the smell of coffee makes me want to gag. the person who sits behind me at work took up the habit a few weeks ago and that's all I smell from 9-11am. my attempts to get her to quit have so far been unsuccessful; her pusher is winning out. (mind you she's said she wants to quit, it's not like I just go up to her out of the blue and tell her STOP THE MADNESS or something).

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Not that I wouldn't like some new friends.

bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link

1490. The Dicks (the punk band from Texas)

jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link

2188. oaxacan invasion of popular cuisine

tehresa, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link

ok granny you are sounding like a crazy person

lots of jerks (gbx), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I am just plum tuckered out from not drinking all this coffeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...."

a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link

i think u are the problem yes xp

harbl, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link

At least one could argue that it's a nice change from meeting and talking with people in bars.

what a shitty argument that would be!

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link

it's called withdrawal

provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link

Tired from not drinking coffee - I don't drink it, but I always thought, and people anecdotally confirm this to me, that you can possibly develop a chemical habit and can feel run down without it.

bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link

Jesus, that post got in there at a lucky time. Too fast!

bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Coffee is the greatest.

windy = white, carl = black (polyphonic), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:15 (fourteen years ago) link

i am in a 'coffee shop' that also serves beer and wine and it rules

lots of jerks (gbx), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:15 (fourteen years ago) link

coffee is high in antioxidants

jØrdån (omar little), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:15 (fourteen years ago) link

1066: the battle of Hastings

a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:15 (fourteen years ago) link

300: This is Sparta!

provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:16 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't like the smell of shitty coffee, either, or the coffee smell in break rooms.

Granny's not crazy, he's just acting a little like cutty or somebody.

bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:16 (fourteen years ago) link

you people are making me hate coffee more by the second. well played.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:16 (fourteen years ago) link

816: Granny Dainger

jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:17 (fourteen years ago) link

196. referring to other posters to describe another poster.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:17 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.girlsgunsandghouls.com/coffy.jpg

don't hate

a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:17 (fourteen years ago) link

Sorry, Granny. You are not him.

bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:17 (fourteen years ago) link

too many people use coffee as fuel when it should be used as a leisure-time drink imo

jØrdån (omar little), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:17 (fourteen years ago) link

^^^^^yes

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Pam Grier does not belong on a list of annoying things.

provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:18 (fourteen years ago) link

You are Granny and you hate coffee and some people on this thread think your opinions about coffee are a little cantankerous-sounding and eccentric.

bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:18 (fourteen years ago) link

coffee is versatile, imho

jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:18 (fourteen years ago) link

1814. Rhythm Nation

windy = white, carl = black (polyphonic), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:18 (fourteen years ago) link

so you like to save your gagging for leisure time?

a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:19 (fourteen years ago) link

What about David Alan Grier?

bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:19 (fourteen years ago) link

1812: overture

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:19 (fourteen years ago) link

Haha.

bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:19 (fourteen years ago) link

2001: people that forget

jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:20 (fourteen years ago) link

^^^^ never

a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:20 (fourteen years ago) link

What about Rosy Grier?

provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:20 (fourteen years ago) link

Who?

bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Do I have to google RTer? What's an RTer?

bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link

really don't understand how disliking coffee is "eccentric"! being cantankerous on purpose because, hello, EVERYONE likes cofffee and if you don't you are ECCENTRIC AND INSANE.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link


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