fads and phrases and annoying things we are sick of 2009

wasn't talking to you

Que?

Oh, pizza coffee. Yeah, that sounds gross.

203. microblogging
204. microbrew

or you

http://zantespizza.com/images/menu/109_0982indpizza300.jpg

But in a coffee cup.

okay yes that looks awesome

i like sauerkraut on pizza ok but plain cabbage sounds bad

I didn't know Dan wants to put cabbage on his pizza first thing.

That pizza looks good.

i've already been thoroughly chastised by Dan about my taste in pizza.

Micro-anything sounds kind of fun. People like tiny things.

213. tiny things

214. micropenis

micro-poop

Hmm, I wonder if Zantes will deliver to my office.

216. people who forget to number things

i think everything is worth one try on pizza.

Even micro-poop on a pizza?

lol - even micropoop?

Swear to whatever, I knew a girl who preferred small penises.

105676: whatever

Plus, a really, really tiny penis, like, one that looked like it was made out of marzipan or something? That would be funny.

Whatever!

marzipan anything is funny

marzipan holocaust is NOT FUNNY

Yeah, not funny. But . . . I mean . . .

marzipan suggest bans

I wouldn't be offended, and I'd still be all like, wtf.

How would one render that in marzipan?

the holocaust or a suggest ban?

re: microbrews and "coffee culture", if it takes decades to get sick of something, is it really worth mentioning?

The retweet thing is annoying because it's nothing more than copying and pasting someone else's tweet. God, I fucking hate twitter and all the little terminology that comes with it. I guess I'd say the only thing I hate more than tweeting, is retweeting. If you can't even think of 140 characters worth of something to say, just stfu and put your iphone away.

The holocaust I wouldn't be offended by. The suggest ban I wouldn't know how to make. It'd just look like a computer screen with tiny blue marzipan type.

marizpan human-skin-lampshade ... would be hard to get joke without piles of marizpan corpses in common grave.

Shit. It IS RETWEET. Okay, I'm going to do my homework, now.

it could be shaped like a button, with decorative blue fleur de lis.

according to GIS, marzipan suggest ban looks like this:

http://www.hoax-slayer.com/images/marzipan-babies1.jpg

ew

that makes sense b/c suggest ban i always envisioned like limbo

i'm just imagining the hand closing and crushing them all

i think that would be funny.

each click of SB closes the hand a little more

hahahah

now i'm envisioning the marzipan infants as each of lj's previous display names

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sorry i havent posted much on this thread but i was all tired out from drinking a bunch of coffee

it's ok, i think we covered everything in existence

if it takes decades to get sick of something, is it really worth mentioning?

Yes duh wtf kind of question is that. "If I start out with a light brush of your arm, and then gradual increase the annoyance factor to where I'm pissing in your skull, no need to mention it, touchypants". Also for the record, I was annoyed with coffee in 1995, when suddenly everyone I knew started drinking it (because it was such an "adult" thing to do) and I'd have to hang out in cafes and eat overpriced ,mediocre muffins and listen to shitty music and try to play board games that were missing crucial pieces.

none dare call it coffspiracy

216. misplaced commas