fads and phrases and annoying things we are sick of 2009

The holocaust I wouldn't be offended by. The suggest ban I wouldn't know how to make. It'd just look like a computer screen with tiny blue marzipan type.

marizpan human-skin-lampshade ... would be hard to get joke without piles of marizpan corpses in common grave.

Shit. It IS RETWEET. Okay, I'm going to do my homework, now.

it could be shaped like a button, with decorative blue fleur de lis.

according to GIS, marzipan suggest ban looks like this:

http://www.hoax-slayer.com/images/marzipan-babies1.jpg

ew

that makes sense b/c suggest ban i always envisioned like limbo

i'm just imagining the hand closing and crushing them all

i think that would be funny.

each click of SB closes the hand a little more

hahahah

now i'm envisioning the marzipan infants as each of lj's previous display names

215 TUMBLR

sorry i havent posted much on this thread but i was all tired out from drinking a bunch of coffee

it's ok, i think we covered everything in existence

if it takes decades to get sick of something, is it really worth mentioning?

Yes duh wtf kind of question is that. "If I start out with a light brush of your arm, and then gradual increase the annoyance factor to where I'm pissing in your skull, no need to mention it, touchypants". Also for the record, I was annoyed with coffee in 1995, when suddenly everyone I knew started drinking it (because it was such an "adult" thing to do) and I'd have to hang out in cafes and eat overpriced ,mediocre muffins and listen to shitty music and try to play board games that were missing crucial pieces.

none dare call it coffspiracy

216. misplaced commas

217. board games missing crucial pieces

and try to play board games that were missing crucial pieces.

real life lulz @ that!

218. people pissing in my skull when all i asked for was a light brush on the arm

219. cheese: the silent killer

10) "fail"

― circa1916,

one thing I love about conversations like this, is that sometimes I won't realize I have been sick of something until someone mentions it. and I am so sick of "fail".

sorry i havent posted much on this thread but i was all tired out from drinking a bunch of coffee

― GO THICK AMOS! (jjjusten), Wednesday, November 11, 2009 4:25 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark

it's called withdrawal

― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, November 11, 2009 3:14 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

Late to the party, but lolling like mad at the idea coffee enthusiasm is something new, rather than something from I dont know TWENTY FIVE YEARS AGO AT LEAST.

But hey if its "nasty shit" that says more about US coffee than about decent coffee imo /challops.

oh for the love of little baby jesus

marzipan baby jesus

babies

marzipan pedophiles

220: MMA

Oh dear, I think GD took me seriously. Oh well.

no it was the "people been drinking coffe since before 2009" think. like duh, 90% of the stuff listed here has been going on for awhile now.

221. The term "stan"

^^^ agreed but until we have a replacement shorthand term for "am a huge fan of" im going to keep using it

fanboy

real talk.

222. "real talk"

Oh My God I Hate Flip-Flops

also it keeps people from resorting to "have its babies/take it out behind the middle school and get it pregnant" which can only be a good thing as noted above

xxxpost thats like two extra letters to type and i just cant be bothered

223. ^^^this

stan works as a verb, too. vv handy.

Most precious of blisses,
Choicer than ten thousand kisses,
Sweeter than muscatel wine!
Coffee, if my Pa would please me,
Only coffee will appease me,
I hail thee coffee, mine!

—Christian Friedrich Henrici, for Johann Sebastian Bach's Coffee Cantata

1734

what a coffee stan

224: People wearing bluejeans. Who do you think you are, a gold miner?

225: "Oral" sex. Not the way to procreate, people!

i just want to say--im ok with "stan" being appropriated as just meaning "humongous fan"--but the word in my understanding is a little more subtle, implying not just a certain kind of fanaticism but also a willingness to follow the object of your standom down roads no sane person would go, and, in particular, to defend the stan-ee against all attacks, even, and especially, when those attacks are legitimate

^^ i had no idea what that word meant until now.

what a stan stan jeez

226: All this fuss about lazerdiscs

i associate "stan" with max because of ilx and therefore could never be sick of it; fuck the haters.

227: Nectarines. Fuck you if you eat nectarines, you fucking hipster scum.