fads and phrases and annoying things we are sick of 2009

476. people who feel the need to summarize threads

477. Driveways; parkways. Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

478. Airline food: it's not very good.

479. "funny" display names

480. "ish" as in "product"

481. Guys named Jeff. The preferred spelling is Geoff, get with the times people.

What about funny without quotes display names?

i don't get stan but at least it's not "i'll ride for it." like ride what

― harbl, Wednesday, November 11, 2009 7:08 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

my favorite iteration is the ethan-esque "i fuck with _________"

482. Lactation. I'm not impressed.

i dunno. it's the kind of thing i want to ask "do you talk like that in real life" but i know i don't type like i talk in real life so i can't really say that

i talk embarrassingly close to how i type, especially when im drunk

483. being impressed with things

What would be embarrassing about talking like you type? Don't we have broader vocabularies when we write than when we speak? Don't we organize our thoughts better and express them more articulately? Just because you write with colloquialisms.

i have actually never seen "i'll ride for it" before this thread

I've never seen "I fuck with."

maybe he doesn't have any fingers and has to type with his nose, making it a really embarrassing ordeal?

"stupid o'clock"

Like, probably not even "I fuck with" when someone's trying to say what they fuck with. Have you ever typed with your nose? It's not easy.

i think i write in more run-on sentences. also sometimes i can't stop laughing at stuff lol

i've seen "i fuck with"

i9['=mkj do0iinngt

have you guys ever read how i type on this message board, i basically re-use the same six phrases ad nauseam

only difference between my posting style and how I talk is that I draw pictures instead of make collages irl

Still we like you, Max.

i typed that post with my nose - it is indeed difficult.

Hahahaha.

Still laughing.

OK, calming down.

yyou shjo0uld try niot isx fun

I should try not six fun?

that is nose-typing for "you should try it - is fun.

no.

i am going to9 thgew stoire

I'm not bad at nose typing, but I think I'd tie a stick to my stubs else I'd always be dizzy.

hahahaha HA

Um. So. 2009.

493. chipotle

Yeah, wtf.

494. "I'm quitting iPhone development because of Apple's app review policies. I'm going to tell the world or at least the people on my Twitter stream."
495. Facebook is going to be the white pages/social directory of the Internet/world.
496. Michael Arrington

there is chipotle ice cream

I'm going miniature golfing tonight.

Is it burrito flavored or just regular ice cream?

good thing for u guys that roxy doesn't mod this board

I KNOW RIGHT

it's ice cream with various other things that is also chipotle flavored to some extent -- which i haven't actually eaten, because i'm behind the times and am just reconciling myself to acai in everything.

i like mini-golf a lot.

You don't have to worry about acai if you can't affort acai.

Roxy only mods on weekends, anyway.

Oh yeah,

497. acai

chipotle is the new acai which is the new pomagranate

pomegranate is awesome, acai is just pointless, acai is the new goji berries