fads and phrases and annoying things we are sick of 2009

chipotle is the new acai which is the new pomagranate

pomegranate is awesome, acai is just pointless, acai is the new goji berries

affort
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5384. Sriracha

RONG

I made pomegranate & chocolate chip ice cream with my old girlfriend. It was good! It had a lot of crunchy bits because the chocolate wasn't semi-sweet, it was too dark, and because we didn't strain the pomegranate seeds out.

My diversity in education professor was talking about acai as if it were . . . it's not worth recalling and describing, really.

How can they make chipotle ice cream?

aw at the affort

My own private provato.

o_O?

sriracha: classic

"_______ has become a fan of sriracha": dud

What, the movie?

xpost

What happened to Mr. What?

HEEEEEEEEEEEE said something about 13449. Summarizing threads and then took off.

Going to, uh, play mini-golf with some friends and grab some hot dogs. That's what he said.

Take cell phone pics of him posing with the fiberglass gorilla.

13350. annoying J0rdan S

For his tumblr account.

I don't know anything about 13350.

Actually no self-respecting photoblogger would perpetrate self-shots like that.

annoying - in terms of causing him annoyance

Because he's a stand-up guy? Who is annoying him?

me, apparently.

Oh.

I guess I really am going to go to the store and to miniature golf and try to act like a real person for a little while.

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What a lot of frivolity.

emailed you.

OH THANK GOD

lj's gonna be jealous

497. People stopping in the middle of a stairway (and blocking everyone behind them) to text/check iphone.
498. People having video conferences on their laptops in public places with the volume cranked up.
499. Live Facebook updating/Twittering positive re-enforcements to Obama during his primetime speeches.

xxpost It's a message board, not workplace chatter. You don't have to pretend you're trying to keep up with this thread.

holy shit it is a message board

should sarahel have her own bored y/n

was wondering how the hell this thread had gotten to nearly 700 posts

500. dragging 95-year-old Great Depression survivors from the edge of the grave to ask them brainless interview questions like, "this, this economic crisis, this is like déjà vu for you, huh?"

501. using liquid smoke in non-bbq-type dishes (oatmeal, pasta, salads, etc.)

502. tugging on a passerby's elbow skin (wenis) to see how far it stretches

uhh

re 502.- wtf?????

wenis? i hope this isn't a thing.

that crazy unregistered!

holy shit it is a message board

― GO THICK AMOS! (jjjusten), Thursday, 12 November 2009 01:11 (49 minutes ago)

This is making me laugh and I'm not sure why.

Maybe the idea of someone ejaculating those words after actually realizing that they're on a message board. It reminds me of that Victor Pelevin book about the minotaur myth where they're all in a chatroom, except in that book they're pretty aware they're in a chatroom right from the start.

deep

cheap

was wondering how the hell this thread had gotten to nearly 700 posts

― nog right (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, November 11, 2009 5:15 PM (54 minutes ago)

blame coffee.

the affort pic upthread is so great.

503. that crazy unregistered!

504. People stopping in the middle of a mini golf course (and blocking everyone behind them) to post on a message board.

Groceries first, then minigolf. But minigolf got canceled. I'm watching a movie instead.

something something from my iPhone

I'm with the gorilla right now.