People who hug everyone they meet and are weird if you are reluctant about hugging them. I hug family members, but I don't see why everyone fucking hugs everyone. What happen to a good handshake?
― Jacob Sanders, Thursday, 12 November 2009 20:28 (fourteen years ago) link
this is what happened
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Thursday, 12 November 2009 20:29 (fourteen years ago) link
re: zombies
Y’all should just follow my example and not socialize with people so much and stay in and stick to things that are classic like zombie movies. Pirates and ninjas (man, weird that there wasn’t a ninja cinematic revival, given how tied together those things were as trends) come and go, but zombies are all-time. So long as you don’t hang out with a bunch of fuckwits who are always “I got this great myspace flyer for a shamble."
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 12 November 2009 20:33 (fourteen years ago) link
bye kingfish ;_;
― a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Thursday, 12 November 2009 20:35 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.daemonsmovies.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/ninja-assassin-337x500.jpg
― señor wig day (get bent), Thursday, 12 November 2009 20:35 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.30rockonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/whodatninga.jpg
― señor wig day (get bent), Thursday, 12 November 2009 20:37 (fourteen years ago) link
I'll put this on the facebook thread too, but it's what I was talking about re:facebook apps.
http://consumerist.com/5400720/mafia-wars-ceo-brags-about-scamming-users-from-day-one
― tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan), Thursday, 12 November 2009 20:48 (fourteen years ago) link
744. all things 2012 doomsday related, despite the fact that i know ive got 3 more fucking years to hate this ahead of me
― GO THICK AMOS! (jjjusten), Thursday, 12 November 2009 21:06 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm just looking forward to the parties.
― tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan), Thursday, 12 November 2009 21:07 (fourteen years ago) link
looking forward to being vindicated or dead
― GO THICK AMOS! (jjjusten), Thursday, 12 November 2009 21:08 (fourteen years ago) link
looking forward to pissing in some skulls
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 12 November 2009 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link
767. the band Skullpisser
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Thursday, 12 November 2009 21:22 (fourteen years ago) link
this weekend i mean. plans for 2012 are still up in the air.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 12 November 2009 21:22 (fourteen years ago) link
183. that crap you like, coming back in style
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, November 11, 2009 12:50 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark
― Delhomme 3030 (roxymuzak), Sunday, 22 November 2009 08:00 (fourteen years ago) link
2) plaids
― Lamp, Tuesday, November 10, 2009 3:34 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark
x at least 80
― contenderizer, Sunday, 22 November 2009 10:11 (fourteen years ago) link
So long as you don’t hang out with a bunch of fuckwits who are always “I got this great myspace flyer for a shamble."
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, November 12, 2009 12:33 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark
is that what it is? it is a shamble? there was one at the supermarket
― contenderizer, Sunday, 22 November 2009 10:13 (fourteen years ago) link
"Shambles" are the zombie version of flashmobs.
― HOOS University (kingkongvsgodzilla), Sunday, 22 November 2009 13:30 (fourteen years ago) link
I would be so fucking pissed if one were to happen at my Safeway.
― HOOS University (kingkongvsgodzilla), Sunday, 22 November 2009 13:32 (fourteen years ago) link
all things 2012 doomsday related, despite the fact that i know ive got 3 more fucking years to hate this ahead of me
OTMiest thing on the thread
― Herman G. Neuname is the first European president (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 22 November 2009 13:35 (fourteen years ago) link
Movember.
http://www.movember.com/
I *know* it's for charity, but suffering christ.
― MaresNest, Sunday, 22 November 2009 14:56 (fourteen years ago) link
i still cant get behind dumb things when they are "for charity." people can just give the money to charity without any showoffy biz imo
― Delhomme 3030 (roxymuzak), Sunday, 22 November 2009 21:19 (fourteen years ago) link
excuses 4 moustaches r stupid, every1 just have moustaches plz unless u r an indie girl r something maybe
― plaxico (I know, right?), Sunday, 22 November 2009 21:19 (fourteen years ago) link
xxp - this is the first I have heard of this.
― sarahel, Sunday, 22 November 2009 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link
im not real torn up about it or anything but i dont suffer ppl with clearly ironic moustaches 100% gladly
― Delhomme 3030 (roxymuzak), Sunday, 22 November 2009 21:28 (fourteen years ago) link
thats a sep. issue though
xactly, own it r piss off imo
― plaxico (I know, right?), Sunday, 22 November 2009 21:28 (fourteen years ago) link
what's in the nov. issue?
― sarahel, Sunday, 22 November 2009 21:29 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=63&threadid=76539
― Delhomme 3030 (roxymuzak), Sunday, 22 November 2009 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link
steel seein farts guys, not even joking here
― farting irl (cankles), Sunday, 22 November 2009 21:34 (fourteen years ago) link
reemergence of fist bumping. maybe 2008?, but people are still ruining the end of otherwise pleasant social experiences with this embarrassing finale.
― high-five machine (schlump), Friday, 11 December 2009 17:28 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm still not tired of Juggalos somehow. Done with furry jokes/anything abt furries though. It's old, it's over, it's boring and somehow cruel.
― vadnais heights is cougartown (Jon Lewis), Friday, 11 December 2009 17:47 (fourteen years ago) link
i've always found the furry thing cruel, too. and judgmental. in a close-minded/conservative. but the whole thing is pretty hard for me to comprehend, so it's an easy target and something i am still guilty of using as examples of unforgivably tacky fetishes. either way, the furry joke is seriously played out, so agree w/ that too.
― richie aprile (rockapads), Saturday, 12 December 2009 17:22 (fourteen years ago) link
i think the time has come to stop using "_______________ porn" as in "here are some pictures of chairs ISNT IT DESIGN PORN" or "CHECK OUT THIS FOOD PORN BY WHICH I MEAN NICELY-PHOTOGRAPHED PLATES OF FOOD"
― max, Thursday, 9 September 2010 13:47 (thirteen years ago) link
complaint porn
― swagula (Lamp), Thursday, 9 September 2010 13:57 (thirteen years ago) link
How about a porn magazine porn magazine? That is, a magazine, full of porn magazine porn, which is to say, pictures of porn magazines. Not the pictures inside the porn magazines, just pictures of the porn magazines themselves. Like, pictured on a shelf or something.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:03 (thirteen years ago) link
Sounds a bit like bread bread.
― village idiot (dog latin), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:05 (thirteen years ago) link
like when you have a piece of bread between two bits of bread. bread bread.
― village idiot (dog latin), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:06 (thirteen years ago) link
No, that's a sandwich sandwich.
― cymose corymb (Karen D. Tregaskin), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:06 (thirteen years ago) link
what is it when you chew up a piece of bread and spread the resulting paste between two bits of bread
― cozen, Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:07 (thirteen years ago) link
ummm...
― village idiot (dog latin), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:07 (thirteen years ago) link
urgh.
― village idiot (dog latin), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:08 (thirteen years ago) link
Say what?
― Tom A. (Tom B.) (Tom C.) (Tom D.), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:09 (thirteen years ago) link
old ilx meme
I had a friend who would chew up two hula-hoops and then deposit the chewed up gloop inside the O of a third hula-hoop. then she'd eat it.
Yup, I used to do this. I'd also chew up a couple of pringles and use the resulting paste as a sandwich spread between two intact pringles.
― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, April 20, 2005 1:57 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― cozen, Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:11 (thirteen years ago) link
What about porn magazine sandwich sandwich porn magazines?
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:11 (thirteen years ago) link
what is it when you chew up a piece of bread and spread the resulting paste between two bits of bread --cozen
Fucking disgusting
― I JUST NEED TO SING "CRAZY FOR YOU" TO KNOW HOW MY HEART FEELS (Stevie D), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:12 (thirteen years ago) link
"Porn Magazine Sandwich Sandwich Porn Magazine Magazine Monthly - the monthly magazine for people who are into porn magazines featuring sandwiches made from sandwiches made from porn magazines. Includes free pull-out section."
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:13 (thirteen years ago) link
porn magazines wrapped in bacon and deep-fried OMGGGG nom nom
― tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:14 (thirteen years ago) link
i was looking to cut down on my wheat-based carbs anyway.
― village idiot (dog latin), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:14 (thirteen years ago) link
"fail" and especially "epic fail"
― ciderpress, Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:14 (thirteen years ago) link
"Awesome" as a noun.
― Olde Executioner 8hundo (Eazy), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:16 (thirteen years ago) link