fads and phrases and annoying things we are sick of 2009

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2) plaids

― Lamp, Tuesday, November 10, 2009 3:34 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark

x at least 80

contenderizer, Sunday, 22 November 2009 10:11 (fourteen years ago) link

So long as you don’t hang out with a bunch of fuckwits who are always “I got this great myspace flyer for a shamble."

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, November 12, 2009 12:33 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark

is that what it is? it is a shamble? there was one at the supermarket

contenderizer, Sunday, 22 November 2009 10:13 (fourteen years ago) link

"Shambles" are the zombie version of flashmobs.

HOOS University (kingkongvsgodzilla), Sunday, 22 November 2009 13:30 (fourteen years ago) link

I would be so fucking pissed if one were to happen at my Safeway.

HOOS University (kingkongvsgodzilla), Sunday, 22 November 2009 13:32 (fourteen years ago) link

all things 2012 doomsday related, despite the fact that i know ive got 3 more fucking years to hate this ahead of me

OTMiest thing on the thread

Herman G. Neuname is the first European president (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 22 November 2009 13:35 (fourteen years ago) link

Movember.

http://www.movember.com/

I *know* it's for charity, but suffering christ.

MaresNest, Sunday, 22 November 2009 14:56 (fourteen years ago) link

i still cant get behind dumb things when they are "for charity." people can just give the money to charity without any showoffy biz imo

Delhomme 3030 (roxymuzak), Sunday, 22 November 2009 21:19 (fourteen years ago) link

excuses 4 moustaches r stupid, every1 just have moustaches plz unless u r an indie girl r something maybe

plaxico (I know, right?), Sunday, 22 November 2009 21:19 (fourteen years ago) link

xxp - this is the first I have heard of this.

sarahel, Sunday, 22 November 2009 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link

im not real torn up about it or anything but i dont suffer ppl with clearly ironic moustaches 100% gladly

Delhomme 3030 (roxymuzak), Sunday, 22 November 2009 21:28 (fourteen years ago) link

thats a sep. issue though

Delhomme 3030 (roxymuzak), Sunday, 22 November 2009 21:28 (fourteen years ago) link

xactly, own it r piss off imo

plaxico (I know, right?), Sunday, 22 November 2009 21:28 (fourteen years ago) link

what's in the nov. issue?

sarahel, Sunday, 22 November 2009 21:29 (fourteen years ago) link

steel seein farts guys, not even joking here

farting irl (cankles), Sunday, 22 November 2009 21:34 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

reemergence of fist bumping. maybe 2008?, but people are still ruining the end of otherwise pleasant social experiences with this embarrassing finale.

high-five machine (schlump), Friday, 11 December 2009 17:28 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm still not tired of Juggalos somehow. Done with furry jokes/anything abt furries though. It's old, it's over, it's boring and somehow cruel.

vadnais heights is cougartown (Jon Lewis), Friday, 11 December 2009 17:47 (fourteen years ago) link

i've always found the furry thing cruel, too. and judgmental. in a close-minded/conservative. but the whole thing is pretty hard for me to comprehend, so it's an easy target and something i am still guilty of using as examples of unforgivably tacky fetishes. either way, the furry joke is seriously played out, so agree w/ that too.

richie aprile (rockapads), Saturday, 12 December 2009 17:22 (fourteen years ago) link

eight months pass...

i think the time has come to stop using "_______________ porn" as in "here are some pictures of chairs ISNT IT DESIGN PORN" or "CHECK OUT THIS FOOD PORN BY WHICH I MEAN NICELY-PHOTOGRAPHED PLATES OF FOOD"

max, Thursday, 9 September 2010 13:47 (thirteen years ago) link

complaint porn

swagula (Lamp), Thursday, 9 September 2010 13:57 (thirteen years ago) link

How about a porn magazine porn magazine? That is, a magazine, full of porn magazine porn, which is to say, pictures of porn magazines. Not the pictures inside the porn magazines, just pictures of the porn magazines themselves. Like, pictured on a shelf or something.

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Sounds a bit like bread bread.

village idiot (dog latin), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:05 (thirteen years ago) link

like when you have a piece of bread between two bits of bread. bread bread.

village idiot (dog latin), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:06 (thirteen years ago) link

No, that's a sandwich sandwich.

cymose corymb (Karen D. Tregaskin), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:06 (thirteen years ago) link

what is it when you chew up a piece of bread and spread the resulting paste between two bits of bread

cozen, Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:07 (thirteen years ago) link

ummm...

village idiot (dog latin), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:07 (thirteen years ago) link

urgh.

village idiot (dog latin), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Say what?

Tom A. (Tom B.) (Tom C.) (Tom D.), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:09 (thirteen years ago) link

old ilx meme

I had a friend who would chew up two hula-hoops and then deposit the chewed up gloop inside the O of a third hula-hoop. then she'd eat it.

Yup, I used to do this. I'd also chew up a couple of pringles and use the resulting paste as a sandwich spread between two intact pringles.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, April 20, 2005 1:57 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

cozen, Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:11 (thirteen years ago) link

What about porn magazine sandwich sandwich porn magazines?

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:11 (thirteen years ago) link

what is it when you chew up a piece of bread and spread the resulting paste between two bits of bread
--cozen

Fucking disgusting

I JUST NEED TO SING "CRAZY FOR YOU" TO KNOW HOW MY HEART FEELS (Stevie D), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:12 (thirteen years ago) link

"Porn Magazine Sandwich Sandwich Porn Magazine Magazine Monthly - the monthly magazine for people who are into porn magazines featuring sandwiches made from sandwiches made from porn magazines. Includes free pull-out section."

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:13 (thirteen years ago) link

porn magazines wrapped in bacon and deep-fried OMGGGG nom nom

tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:14 (thirteen years ago) link

i was looking to cut down on my wheat-based carbs anyway.

village idiot (dog latin), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:14 (thirteen years ago) link

"fail" and especially "epic fail"

ciderpress, Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:14 (thirteen years ago) link

"Awesome" as a noun.

Olde Executioner 8hundo (Eazy), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:16 (thirteen years ago) link

wait when did 'resultant paste' drop out of ILX consciousness because that shit is all-time

k¸ (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:17 (thirteen years ago) link

No, that's a sandwich sandwich.

― cymose corymb (Karen D. Tregaskin), Thursday, 9 September 2010 15:06 (13 minutes ago)

Around here it's refereed to as a bread sandwich. You can ring the changes and have a fried bread bread sandwich, or a fried bread sandwich, or a fried fried bread bread sandwich. Or you could have your bread sandwich toasted. In one of those toasted bread sandwich bread sandwich toasters.

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:23 (thirteen years ago) link

i think the time has come to stop using "_______________ porn" as in "here are some pictures of chairs ISNT IT DESIGN PORN" or "CHECK OUT THIS FOOD PORN BY WHICH I MEAN NICELY-PHOTOGRAPHED PLATES OF FOOD"

similarly: "_________ virgin" / "popping your _______ cherry"

tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Friday, 10 September 2010 15:00 (thirteen years ago) link

ike when you have a piece of bread between two bits of bread. bread bread.

― village idiot (dog latin), Thursday, September 9, 2010 10:06 AM (Yesterday)

http://epiclol.com/albums/Lolz/what-has-science-done.jpg

I will always think of you, while (quite) fondly, myself (Evan), Friday, 10 September 2010 15:13 (thirteen years ago) link

^toasted bread sandwich bread sandwich toasters.

I will always think of you, while (quite) fondly, myself (Evan), Friday, 10 September 2010 15:13 (thirteen years ago) link

im pretty sure bread between two slices of bread is a bread sandwhich or bread on white/wheat/rye etc

dolphins will lolphin all over the ills (sunny successor), Friday, 10 September 2010 17:00 (thirteen years ago) link

I think a pure sandwich sandwich is a logical impossibility, cuz a sandwich must be a something-sandwich. Bread-bread-bread - bread sandwich. Bread-bread-bread-bread - double bread sandwich. Bread-bread-bacon-bread-bread - bacon sandwich sandwich.

That is, unless it's sandwiches all the way down.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Friday, 10 September 2010 17:07 (thirteen years ago) link

otoh this has no right at all to sully the good name of sandwiches imho:

http://eater.com/uploads/kfc-double-down-counter.jpg

dolphins will lolphin all over the ills (sunny successor), Friday, 10 September 2010 17:10 (thirteen years ago) link

'girl crush'/'boy crush'

FORTIFIED STEAMED VEGETABLE BOWL (schlump), Friday, 10 September 2010 17:11 (thirteen years ago) link

xp- A bacon sandwich sandwich is a kind of sandwich sandwich, no? So sandwich sandwich is a thing.

Is that even how you spell sandwich? I can't tell anymore after reading this thread.

seandalai, Friday, 10 September 2010 17:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Also - "X is a thing"

seandalai, Friday, 10 September 2010 17:13 (thirteen years ago) link

it is a kind of sandwich sandwich, but not the pure sandwich sandwich I specified. Sandwitch. Sangwidge. Sammich.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Friday, 10 September 2010 17:14 (thirteen years ago) link


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