A car alarm keeps going off outside my house....what should I do?

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and so it begins

oops (Oops), Friday, 4 November 2005 01:16 (eighteen years ago) link

this is the biggest crock of shit thread i've ever read

jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 4 November 2005 02:05 (eighteen years ago) link

this thread is amazing.

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 4 November 2005 02:12 (eighteen years ago) link

ten months pass...
A black ford mustang, (TX 399 JWY) has been parked in front of our house all afternoon, probably someone watchin the TX/OU game. It's alarm goes off constantly, shuts down after about five minutes, then quickly comes on again.

I think I want to be Walter Sobchak.

100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Sunday, 10 September 2006 02:09 (seventeen years ago) link

five months pass...
HI DERE!

The Amazing Randy, Saturday, 24 February 2007 11:46 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...
HI DERE AMAZIGN RADNY

John Splith, Saturday, 21 April 2007 09:40 (seventeen years ago) link

I think Dan's sleeping, Randy

nathalie, Saturday, 21 April 2007 09:40 (seventeen years ago) link

I just find it kind of hard to believe that an Ilxor would know how to disable and remove a car alarm.

Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 21 April 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh yeah, this is some bullshit. But entertaining!

forksclovetofu, Saturday, 21 April 2007 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

three years pass...

http://www.scorpionauto.com/gallery/BK1023SGA_L.gif

kkvgz, Friday, 18 June 2010 18:43 (thirteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

Back again! Seems like only yesterday we were having fun with this, how time flies. For anyone who actually cares, the Fiesta that started all this eventually 'disappeared' from my street. Nowt to do with me, honestly. ;)

Anyone for pallet wrap?

Eugene Speed, Thursday, 20 January 2011 01:01 (thirteen years ago) link

hey there um can you blow up my neighbors car, she keeps yelling "C'MON JAKE" at her dog and I figure that will send her the message to shut up.

i love tampon spaceship (San Te), Thursday, 20 January 2011 02:07 (thirteen years ago) link

I rented a car FOR A FUNERAL and the alarm went off at the funeral dinner, so embarrassing and inappropriate because it was an unfamiliar car, it was at a FUNERAL, and it took me a good three minutes to figure out how to shut it off! Be sure when you rent a car you know where all the controls are!

On the bright side, if you live in a crowded urban area or are walking in a dark parking lot, it will surely scare any criminals away.

how about "shut the fuck up" then (u s steel), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 14:37 (thirteen years ago) link

two years pass...

I'd almost forgotten about this marvelous episode! A decade later and pallet wrap still comes out now and again for deserving causes. ;)

Eugene Speed, Thursday, 23 January 2014 14:36 (ten years ago) link


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