Tiger Woods car/life crash

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Yeah, I buy all this a lot easier than I do the original story. I hardly ever even remembered Tiger was married before this story (I wonder if he had the same problem).

― Johnny Fever, Friday, November 27, 2009 11:07 PM (3 minutes ago)

ayo P, you're still hetero right?

?

His wife's okay-looking, but whatevs.

oic

I just meant Tiger solo is a much greater public persona than "Tiger & wife," and the only time I ever remember he's married is when I see a picture of them together.

Kind of like Bono. The only time you remember he's been married for 20+ years is when he brings his wife out for some reason.

like for a walk or to get her rabies shot

wait bono is married?

which one is she (l? r?)

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/10/25/article-1080636-023AEDFF000005DC-479_468x374.jpg

c'mon, she's not hard to look at:

http://www.thedailygreen.com/cm/thedailygreen/images/56/bono-ali.jpg

http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/tiger_elin-500x592.jpg

sorta reminds me of anna nicole smith

Where's that thread about how Bono sans glasses is Robin Williams....

LOL have been calling Bono 'Mork from Cork' since the release of October.

B-but he's from Dublin.

(duh I know but too OPEN GOAL not to pass up for the sake of a joke)

i mean wtf

gayo from mayo

as well to make a joke referring to his scottishness

Isn't she swedish and doesn't she have a twin sister? I often wonder how the twin sister is doing. At least she doesn't have a husband who drives an Escalade. When they mentioned the woman he philandered with (okay okay fucked), I thought the name sounded familiar. Then I realized she's the one who also seduced the dude from Angel and Bones.

Anyway, this is kinda silly really. They fought about his crappy car and whether or not he fucked that chick in it. Big fucking deal.

This story has a fair way to go then...

his wife sounds like a right pitch tbh but of course they may just have some ishers they need to iron out before this drives a major wedge between them.

it involves a hole in one who is not his wife iirc

(btw karine isher is a french golfer who plays on the ladies tours. I found her on wikipedia when I was trying to crowbar in another crap pun.)

ahhhh i was trying to think of a hole in one joke!

helping u

: )

Mork from Dublin

Think about it:

http://craziestgadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/morkegg.jpg

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/io9/2009/02/Lemon5.jpg

haha, the greatest player ever in the worst sport ever just stopped being a huge bore!

(I think I would end golf on earth before wars.)

A wise decision.

His wife's okay-looking, but whatevs.

― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 28 November 2009 07:43 (Yesterday) Permalink

WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

http://www.pricescope.com/idealbb/files/ElinNordegren2Ring.jpg

okay looking. I want to live wherever Johnny Fever lives.

sweden?

haha maybe?

lets all move 2 sweden

btw, the whole "smash the rear window of an SUV in order to pull husband out" thing doesn't sound very likely to me.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-fight-accident-suv-lacerations/#ixzz0Y8Qow27E

― ♪♫(●̲̲̅̅̅̅=̲̲̅̅̅̅●̲̅̅)♪♫ (Steve Shasta), Saturday, November 28, 2009 2:00 AM (20 hours ago

Ali married Bono on 21 August 1982 in a Church of Ireland (Anglican) ceremony at All Saints Church, Raheny

is this considered "posh" in irish terms??

^^^zing opportunity, britishers

http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2009/11/28/PH2009112801542.jpg

For some reason this strikes me as a cross between the Racial Draft skit and the When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong skits

tiger needs a kobe special http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/29/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-kobe-bryant-rachel-uchitel-zales-ring/

Ali married Bono on 21 August 1982 in a Church of Ireland (Anglican) ceremony at All Saints Church, Raheny

is this considered "posh" in irish terms??

― velko, 29 November 2009 03:33 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

getting marries? these days, maybe.

I liked the video for 'The Sweetest Thing' where Bono brings out all sorts of horrible surprises for Ali. She seemed quite nice, based on the half-second shot of her at the start (and assuming she didn't use a body double). Maybe Tiger should lay on something similar for his missus?

"only boyzone can help me now"

yeah that's gonna be top 3 easy of things tiger woods is never gonna have to say.

xpost she likes boyzone apparently. sweetest thing was also written because he forgot her birthday, hence the "i"m sorry sign".

uh i think that's the story. could be she hates boyzone and he wants to piss her off.

Ghost of Stephen Gately to serenade Mrs Tiger.