Tiger Woods car/life crash

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Mork from Dublin

Think about it:

http://craziestgadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/morkegg.jpg

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/io9/2009/02/Lemon5.jpg

haha, the greatest player ever in the worst sport ever just stopped being a huge bore!

(I think I would end golf on earth before wars.)

A wise decision.

His wife's okay-looking, but whatevs.

― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 28 November 2009 07:43 (Yesterday) Permalink

WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

http://www.pricescope.com/idealbb/files/ElinNordegren2Ring.jpg

okay looking. I want to live wherever Johnny Fever lives.

sweden?

haha maybe?

lets all move 2 sweden

btw, the whole "smash the rear window of an SUV in order to pull husband out" thing doesn't sound very likely to me.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-fight-accident-suv-lacerations/#ixzz0Y8Qow27E

― ♪♫(●̲̲̅̅̅̅=̲̲̅̅̅̅●̲̅̅)♪♫ (Steve Shasta), Saturday, November 28, 2009 2:00 AM (20 hours ago

Ali married Bono on 21 August 1982 in a Church of Ireland (Anglican) ceremony at All Saints Church, Raheny

is this considered "posh" in irish terms??

^^^zing opportunity, britishers

http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2009/11/28/PH2009112801542.jpg

For some reason this strikes me as a cross between the Racial Draft skit and the When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong skits

tiger needs a kobe special http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/29/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-kobe-bryant-rachel-uchitel-zales-ring/

Ali married Bono on 21 August 1982 in a Church of Ireland (Anglican) ceremony at All Saints Church, Raheny

is this considered "posh" in irish terms??

― velko, 29 November 2009 03:33 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

getting marries? these days, maybe.

I liked the video for 'The Sweetest Thing' where Bono brings out all sorts of horrible surprises for Ali. She seemed quite nice, based on the half-second shot of her at the start (and assuming she didn't use a body double). Maybe Tiger should lay on something similar for his missus?

"only boyzone can help me now"

yeah that's gonna be top 3 easy of things tiger woods is never gonna have to say.

xpost she likes boyzone apparently. sweetest thing was also written because he forgot her birthday, hence the "i"m sorry sign".

uh i think that's the story. could be she hates boyzone and he wants to piss her off.

Ghost of Stephen Gately to serenade Mrs Tiger.

http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/01/tiger-woods-us-weekly-jaimee-grubbs-affair-elin-nordegren-voicemail/#ixzz0YSxQeWLv

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/12/1201_tiger_grubbs_reg_01.jpg

i get so annoyed--his wife is so friggin hot and probably not an idiot--and he goes and has an affair with a chick from TOOL ACADEMY??

Note to famous married dudes: keep your dick in your pants. That's all there is to it.

Note to famous married dudes: keep your dick in your pants. That's all there is to it.

fixed

i get so annoyed--his wife is so friggin hot and probably not an idiot and is crazy enough to attack him with a golf club--and he goes and has an affair with a chick from TOOL ACADEMY??

what else is she supposed to attack him with? let's imagine how many golf clubs are in that house

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i5FlC1MpkE

Jaimee Grubbs is the girlfriend of Shawn "Loud Mouth Tool" Southern, one of the contestants on VH1's reality series, "Tool Academy." Jaimee Grubbs is a bartender from Studio City, California.

Jaimee Grubbs sees the sweet and caring side of her tool boyfriend Shawn and can't help but love him. His other qualities are much less appealing to her. Jaimee Grubbs is tired of being treated as just arm candy and wishes Shawn would show an interest in her life. Jaimee Grubbs is looking to the "Tool Academy" to break through to Shawn and give him a much needed reality check.

http://www.poptower.com/images/db/5968/420/300/shawn-loud-mouth-southern.jpg

(yeah, it's good advice for ALL married men, but famous guys are probably tempted about 1000x times as often.)

What you mean is they get offered it 1000x times as often

what else is she supposed to attack him with?

She could have strangled him with a US Open blazer.

btw the GIS result for "us open green blazer" has some incredibly odd NSFW results on the first page

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmEkdxt3Ufw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i5FlC1MpkE

American cable news has to to get like this and explain everything via CGI construction.

Scroll up!

There are so many more civilized ways to deal with marital infidelities but I can truly sympathize with a wronged wife when she finds out her husband has been banging some chick whose bf is named Loud Mouth Tool and decides to have at her spouse with a golf club.

whoops, thought I scanned the page thoroughly

Chinese CGI video looks like it was modeled in GTA. Agree that more of this needs to be shown on American news.

when i watch CGI TIGER i like to pretend it's someone's actual dream that was recorded with a DC MINI

Tiger apologizes for running into that golf club or something similar.

"Hey, it's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voicemail, just have it as your telephone number. That's it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye."

btw the GIS result for "us open green blazer" has some incredibly odd NSFW results on the first page

― Huckabee Jesus lifeline (HI DERE), Tuesday, December 1, 2009 2:33 PM (Yesterday)

haha i'm guessing that it's because the masters is the tournament which awards a green jacket

i would like to lend my Tool Academy expertise here to point out that Jamiee wasn't even the Loud Mouth Tool's girlfriend for most of the season, a couple episodes in his other girlfriend showed up and she got mad and left, so the other girl joined in for the rest of the show.

i wish i had a daytime cable show so i could invite you on as an expert al

Not content with just one hole apparently....