fads and phrases and annoying things we are sick of 2009

i've always found the furry thing cruel, too. and judgmental. in a close-minded/conservative. but the whole thing is pretty hard for me to comprehend, so it's an easy target and something i am still guilty of using as examples of unforgivably tacky fetishes. either way, the furry joke is seriously played out, so agree w/ that too.

i think the time has come to stop using "_______________ porn" as in "here are some pictures of chairs ISNT IT DESIGN PORN" or "CHECK OUT THIS FOOD PORN BY WHICH I MEAN NICELY-PHOTOGRAPHED PLATES OF FOOD"

complaint porn

How about a porn magazine porn magazine? That is, a magazine, full of porn magazine porn, which is to say, pictures of porn magazines. Not the pictures inside the porn magazines, just pictures of the porn magazines themselves. Like, pictured on a shelf or something.

Sounds a bit like bread bread.

like when you have a piece of bread between two bits of bread. bread bread.

No, that's a sandwich sandwich.

what is it when you chew up a piece of bread and spread the resulting paste between two bits of bread

ummm...

urgh.

Say what?

old ilx meme

I had a friend who would chew up two hula-hoops and then deposit the chewed up gloop inside the O of a third hula-hoop. then she'd eat it.

Yup, I used to do this. I'd also chew up a couple of pringles and use the resulting paste as a sandwich spread between two intact pringles.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, April 20, 2005 1:57 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

What about porn magazine sandwich sandwich porn magazines?

what is it when you chew up a piece of bread and spread the resulting paste between two bits of bread
--cozen

Fucking disgusting

"Porn Magazine Sandwich Sandwich Porn Magazine Magazine Monthly - the monthly magazine for people who are into porn magazines featuring sandwiches made from sandwiches made from porn magazines. Includes free pull-out section."

porn magazines wrapped in bacon and deep-fried OMGGGG nom nom

i was looking to cut down on my wheat-based carbs anyway.

"fail" and especially "epic fail"

"Awesome" as a noun.

wait when did 'resultant paste' drop out of ILX consciousness because that shit is all-time

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hZoNajyh_j8/S7qNcf0uXpI/AAAAAAAAALM/DBKSJ5qrmUg/s400/titleshot.jpg
"There's some porn in here!"

No, that's a sandwich sandwich.

― cymose corymb (Karen D. Tregaskin), Thursday, 9 September 2010 15:06 (13 minutes ago)

Around here it's refereed to as a bread sandwich. You can ring the changes and have a fried bread bread sandwich, or a fried bread sandwich, or a fried fried bread bread sandwich. Or you could have your bread sandwich toasted. In one of those toasted bread sandwich bread sandwich toasters.

i think the time has come to stop using "_______________ porn" as in "here are some pictures of chairs ISNT IT DESIGN PORN" or "CHECK OUT THIS FOOD PORN BY WHICH I MEAN NICELY-PHOTOGRAPHED PLATES OF FOOD"

similarly: "_________ virgin" / "popping your _______ cherry"

ike when you have a piece of bread between two bits of bread. bread bread.

― village idiot (dog latin), Thursday, September 9, 2010 10:06 AM (Yesterday)

http://epiclol.com/albums/Lolz/what-has-science-done.jpg

^toasted bread sandwich bread sandwich toasters.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3575/3797363014_87d7c39928.jpg

im pretty sure bread between two slices of bread is a bread sandwhich or bread on white/wheat/rye etc

I think a pure sandwich sandwich is a logical impossibility, cuz a sandwich must be a something-sandwich. Bread-bread-bread - bread sandwich. Bread-bread-bread-bread - double bread sandwich. Bread-bread-bacon-bread-bread - bacon sandwich sandwich.

That is, unless it's sandwiches all the way down.

otoh this has no right at all to sully the good name of sandwiches imho:

http://eater.com/uploads/kfc-double-down-counter.jpg

'girl crush'/'boy crush'

xp- A bacon sandwich sandwich is a kind of sandwich sandwich, no? So sandwich sandwich is a thing.

Is that even how you spell sandwich? I can't tell anymore after reading this thread.

Also - "X is a thing"

it is a kind of sandwich sandwich, but not the pure sandwich sandwich I specified. Sandwitch. Sangwidge. Sammich.

Ah, the pure sandwich sandwich, fodder for theological debate since the 13th century. If it did exist, could we even know it?

Max otm

gotta admit even tho it looks gross the Double Down is awesome. not to your body and not in terms of a culinary experience but the fact that it made my mouth get crunk

Double Down looks a little like the Puerto Rican sandwiches in Chicago that substitute deep-fried plaintain for bread.

By Merdeyeux' fundie purist definition that wouldn't be any kind of sandwich at all.

i don't get the "sammich" thing - like do people think it's cute, is it supposed to signify a whimsical nature? Is it that they associate sandwiches with childhood, and calling it a "sammich" is a reference to that period of their lives?

Yes.

Also I guess it's how one would pronounce "sandwich" if one were to be eating a sandwich at the time.

mmm I loves me a porn sammich

talking with your mouth full is pretty rude

anyway, i think it's annoying and i am sick of it - people of all ages eat sandwiches

well it isn't helped that Quiznos now calls some of their sandwiches "Sammies", which reinforces it.

maybe i just talk weird - but i'd say "sanwich" - not sure where the "m" sound comes from

I know some people who pronounce it samwidge with nothing but adult intentions. So to speak. And I only said sammich because I needed a third variation. Anyway this topic is to blame for my current sadness, as after participating I felt like having a sandwich for dinner but the shop had none. :(

I dislike most slang that is based on mispronunciation in general. also fratboys ruin ALL slang, that is fact.

like in high school I knew a guy who spelled damn "damb" as slang. like lamb.

oh - i have no problem with pronunciation variants due to accents - it's this faux-infantile speech (though it is mostly posting on the internet, and not actual real life speech) that is irritating. Like the way little kids talk is cute when it's done by actual little kids. But on something like facebook - it just feels like people are trying too hard.