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since when was the point of editing to make things read worse and put your own bullshit agenda into it?!!!?!!??

trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:07 (twenty years ago) link

they fuck up everybody's stuff - ask henry owings. flagpole incompetence is part of why chunklet exists.

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:08 (twenty years ago) link

how am i going to fufill my dreams of writing for vibe and murder dog if flagpole fucks me over and no one else wants me to write for them : (

trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:09 (twenty years ago) link

"since when was the point of editing to make things read worse and put your own bullshit agenda into it?!!!?!!??"

IT'S WHAT WE LIVE FOR!!

editor s (mark s), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:10 (twenty years ago) link

you mock my pain

trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:10 (twenty years ago) link

no it's not bad - I could tell it'd been fucked with, too many dumb down signifiers, hedged bets: stuff you'd never do - but I do think the point of the beans review will get thru maybe, or at least prompt some discussion, even if it's just indie elitist (redundancy alert) snickering. don't even dream of them thinking of printing anything negative about anyone that might ever advertise with them though.

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:12 (twenty years ago) link

trife - I feel your pain (har har clinton har har) but I could point you to puh-lenty of other writers who've been fuckt over by flagpole in precisely the same way (literally every other writer I've known who's written for them). puh-lenty of musicians too.

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:13 (twenty years ago) link

what should i do then!!

trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:14 (twenty years ago) link

(i was snapping at mark s re painmocking)

trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:15 (twenty years ago) link

also my other reviews werent edited as horribly, some stupid changes but nothing this weird, its like they left the basic words but ruined the entire flow!!!! i was mad when my biker boyz soundtrack review got rejected because apparently biker boyz 'sucked'

trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:16 (twenty years ago) link

fuck this im gonna go to bed, james thanlks for tellin me to keep my head up even after i drunkenly warned you on aim :-) and FUCK ATHENS AS A TOWN AS A SCENE AS A FUCKIN CREW

trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:23 (twenty years ago) link

hey i cd abuse my moderator privs to edit yr snapping into love!!

seriously trife you will probably never quite escape from this, *whoever* you are writing for — at this stage yr only real recourse may be to walk (i only write for places which will let me see galleys of a v.close-to-final edit: i'm not particularly precious abt my deathless prose, and actually i sometimes prefer what's been introduced via rewrite or misunderstanding and go with it, but yes, i still prefer my name to be appended to something non-lame that i more or less agree with)

(in my review of THE FILTH AND THE FURY they cut something at the last minute — to save a line — and left me describing Jethro Tull as a DINOSAUR grrrrr!! I *hate* Jethro Tull but dinosaurs are fab)

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:23 (twenty years ago) link

ok mark :-) !!! the dinosaur thign still isnt as bad as changing 1975 to 'hiphops earlier days' grrrr

trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:25 (twenty years ago) link

maaaaybe complain to the editor, but to honest that's more likely to get you booted than to work. some of us turned stuff right before or right after deadline (however late we could get away with) thinking the less time they had to 'edit' it the less time they had to fuck it up (usually worked). my advice would be to get close to margaret (dowdy red-headed woman) - she's the real seat of power in that office and she's the one who really determines what goes in/stays in/etc., she's also aware the paper sucks. avoid vulgarities though (ask henry owings).

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:25 (twenty years ago) link

or you could just prank them, they'll blame me anyway.

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:25 (twenty years ago) link

yeah they changed 'sell the fuck out' to 'sell out'

trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:27 (twenty years ago) link

that's marg's doing prob.

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:28 (twenty years ago) link

anyway i meant what should i do about my music writing dreamzs if flagpole is chumping me and everyone else ignore/hates me!!!!!!!

trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:28 (twenty years ago) link

fuck flagpole and the editor HERE COMES THE PREDATOR

trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:29 (twenty years ago) link

Did they pay you trife?

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:29 (twenty years ago) link

ive been w them sijnce janu 03 and they NEVER pay me even though they say they will, some shit about not being able to write checks??!?!!?

trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:31 (twenty years ago) link

THEN WALK!! also take them to small claims court, the fuckers

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:34 (twenty years ago) link

if we were meant to write for mags for free, god wouldn't have invented the internet

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:34 (twenty years ago) link

ok logically that doesn't work but you know what i'm saying

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:35 (twenty years ago) link

Does America have anything as socialistic as the small claims court?

Trife I think I still owe you a CD or two!

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:37 (twenty years ago) link

TAKE THEM TO SMALL CLAIMS COURT - no joke. and publicise the hell out of it - fliers everywhere.

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:37 (twenty years ago) link

also, since you're a freelancer remind them of that Supreme Court decision stating they can't put your shit up on the website after six months (???) without your permission (you haven't signed anything have you?).

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:39 (twenty years ago) link

im sorry thats stupid i i dont wnt to fuck with them just wanted to write about music : (

trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:42 (twenty years ago) link

yeah, sad but true - you can't write for them if you're gonna care about what you write.

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:44 (twenty years ago) link

this is anticon's revenge ...
no, seriously, fuck'em and find someone else to write for. i've been there and there's always some other magazine thats bigger or better. just remember to drop a few lines (but not too many!) about the amateurishness of flagpole to whatever new mag you're ending up at. they love that kind of shit.

Jay K (Jay K), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:46 (twenty years ago) link

theyt only said they pay me five dollars for a review anywqay!!!!!!

trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:48 (twenty years ago) link

hence SMALL CLAIMS court

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:49 (twenty years ago) link

look mang joo knife they ok joo know whay

chuy_loco (chuy_loco), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:50 (twenty years ago) link

i've once written for 20$ a review, but five???? WTF??? Get your ass outta there! the 20$ mag didn't even fuck up my reviews.

Jay K (Jay K), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:51 (twenty years ago) link

write for spizzazz

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:53 (twenty years ago) link

Something else to add to Trife's list: don't edit a 1000 word article tracing an artist's last 10 years of work down to 500 by removing the last 500 words. Cos then it looks as if the artist hasn't done anything since 1997. Plus, the new record they're actually promoting doesn't even get mentioned.

Unbelievable.

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 09:39 (twenty years ago) link

they always do this... one particular piece of advice to editors: NEVER FUCKING INTRODUCE WORDS LIKE "SUFFERATION" INTO MY WORK EVER!!!

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 10:06 (twenty years ago) link

I *did* 'fuck an editor' once. I never called her again though, and I also didn't get any more assignments.

dave q, Wednesday, 16 July 2003 11:31 (twenty years ago) link

I *did* 'fuck an editor' once. I never called her again though, and I also didn't get any more assignments.
Sounds like you've got a legitimate sexual harrassment claim there.

I am currently (also constantly) at war with my, uh, superior here. He's not my editor, but sort of thinks he is, as he is the chief music writer or whatever. But he doesn't do any editing, and he never sees my copy until he reads it in print (the actual editor, I like, he's a nice guy).
But my, uh, supervisor just asked me when the hell am I going to write reviews again, since I've done only two or three since May. I said that I don't get anything to review. Because all the promos get sent to him and all he passes on to me are Klezmer reissues and sub-indie folk releases. And I've reviewed those, and whatever other releases he deems "NEED" to be reviewed the same week that he's reviewing something else that "NEEDS" to be reviewed. I've essentially been his bitch for two years now, and fuckit. I'm three times the writer he'll ever be (and that's not saying much, but, y'know, I AM competent, I've been doing this for 6 years) and I deserve at least the pretense of respect.

Howev, he is in tight with The Brass 'round here, so there isn't even anyone I could talk to about this and sort of say "hey, this guy is being a fuckwad. I still want to write for your paper [=I like the way your cheques clear], but this guy is making it impossible."

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 15:19 (twenty years ago) link

dude, "sufferation" is a GREAT word

jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 15:25 (twenty years ago) link

also, since you're a freelancer remind them of that Supreme Court decision stating they can't put your shit up on the website after six months (???)

Tasini v. New York Times.

Larcole (Nicole), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 15:33 (twenty years ago) link

This is where I say I'm glad Matos is one of my editors. Every change he runs by me by pointing out how something is weak or poorly phrased and can be improved -- in otherwards, he's actually constructive! -- and then trusts in me to make those changes before adding a small finishing touch here and there as needed. So yay him!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 15:36 (twenty years ago) link

Best editors I have ever worked with: Melissa Maerz, Ira Robbins, Heather Willis

Editors that I haven't worked with enough, but who have treated me very well: Matos, Chuck Eddy

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 15:40 (twenty years ago) link

sigh

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 15:47 (twenty years ago) link

sufferation is a great word when used by jamaicans w/ dreads, not pseudo-intellectual white-boy dancehall enthusiasts... plus it was used in a piece about the wild bunch who didn't do a lot of suffering...

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 15:48 (twenty years ago) link

It sounds like it could be used in "Eve of Destruction"

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 15:52 (twenty years ago) link

Gregory Hines could say it when he's chasing her!

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 16:20 (twenty years ago) link

so, um, where can we see this review in its altered state?

M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 16:50 (twenty years ago) link

Eth, you can always ask your editor to run any changes by you first - if you respond to emails quickly, some editors won't mind this, and when there's a "change this to this"/"OK I'll change it but try my revision instead of yours" exchange it often solves what the editor sees as a problem without you having to see your name on a piece of shit. NB it sounds like your editor is one of those who changes things just so he/she can feel like an editor, though, in which case this approach is pointless

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 16:53 (twenty years ago) link

I used to have to deal with this with one of my old editors, who was then new and in the shadow of the guy who had built up the mag from nothing and obviously feeling like he had to prove himself to the stable of snarly writers he had inherited.
He had put one of his jokes into one of my things, and since I like to think that I'm pretty good at putting jokes into things, I was quite distraught by the insertion of non-HM humour into my piece. So I threatened to quit, and he said, "okay. do you know how many people are willing to suck my dick to do what you do?"

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 16:59 (twenty years ago) link

i have no idea what i was talking about upthread, i dont think id ever been published at that point

max, Friday, 27 February 2009 17:20 (fifteen years ago) link

my advice: never read the garbage they print. it is always fucked up in some way. get someone else to make your cuttings.

special guest stars mark bronson, Friday, 27 February 2009 18:33 (fifteen years ago) link

my advice: man up

s1ocki, Friday, 27 February 2009 18:35 (fifteen years ago) link

FUCK AD REPS

Jazzbo, Friday, 27 February 2009 18:36 (fifteen years ago) link

five years pass...

this thread deserves bumping now and again -- it can be frustrating!

― nabisco, Friday, February 27, 2009 8:54 AM (5 years ago)

Preach.

alpine static, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 22:11 (nine years ago) link

"Every reporter is a hope, and every editor is a disappointment."
— Joseph Pulitzer

Jazzbo, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 15:10 (nine years ago) link

I get the progression in that, but it should nevertheless be "Every reporter is a disappointment, and every editor is still a disappointment."

bamcquern, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 19:56 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

Help: I write for a half-dozen publications around the country, mostly for fun and to write about bands I like. The money is a small but nice bonus.

The biggest (by far) and (consensus, I think) best of these publications butchers my stories regularly. I write 400-800 word articles for them a couple times per month. Pretty much every time, they (and I say they bc I don't think it's just the editor I work with, I think there are people down the line from him) make sloppy edits, insert grammar/punctuation errors, and generally make the copy a choppier read than what I turned in. (I realize that's a judgment call, but in this case, my judgment is right.)

I'm not some diva who can't handle changes to my precious word choices. Far from it. I'm happy to be edited, have been for years. But this is driving my crazy.

I've written a 15 articles for this place and when I flip through them to try to choose one to use as a clip, I have trouble finding one I'm happy with!

Again, biggest/best outlet I have. I don't want to lose it. But I'm also not going to ask the editor why they keep butchering my stories.

So ... I just grit my teeth and live with it? Any other clever ideas?

If nothing else, thanks for listening, pixel-buds.

alpine static, Thursday, 30 October 2014 09:13 (nine years ago) link

This is very frustrating. Could you not use the OG draft as a clipping?

Shepard Toney Album (dog latin), Thursday, 30 October 2014 09:41 (nine years ago) link

I don't know? If I'm pitching a story to a new place that doesn't know me and I send 'em, like, a word document with my original, I guess I don't know what that communicates. Seems weird / red flag-y to me. Seems like published anything would >>>> draft.doc in the eyes of an editor unfamiliar with me/my work. And there's no way any editor out there cares about any explanation I'd send along.

Maybe I'm wrong.

I have plenty of published clips from other places that I'm happy with. I'd just like to get something usable from this place, obviously. There are a few that are close enough, I guess. (Needless to say, tonight I checked out my newest story and it is a mess, thus the venting.)

alpine static, Thursday, 30 October 2014 09:53 (nine years ago) link

Could you not put up all your writing on your website/blog (with links to the published pieces)? So you send new places the link to the piece as you want it edited, but they can also see it's been published elsewhere.

Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 30 October 2014 10:55 (nine years ago) link

I agree with Eyeball. I re-publish all my stuff on my press archive blog, with a credit or link to the original publication, once a suitable period has elapsed. If a piece has been significantly chopped or badly subbed, I'll publish the original version, prefaced with "an edited version of this piece was originally published in....". Then, if I'm approaching a new editor, I point them towards the blog.

mike t-diva, Thursday, 30 October 2014 12:49 (nine years ago) link

Blog is here, BTW: http://mikeatkinson.wordpress.com/

mike t-diva, Thursday, 30 October 2014 12:58 (nine years ago) link

mc fuckin hammer!!

j., Thursday, 30 October 2014 13:14 (nine years ago) link

Good ideas, all. And thanks for the link, t-diva. Appreciate it very much.

alpine static, Thursday, 30 October 2014 15:17 (nine years ago) link

some advice from an editor:

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/002/686/Deal_with_it_dog_gif.gif

ILOVEMASONNA (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 30 October 2014 15:41 (nine years ago) link

if the check shows up on time don't worry about it

ILOVEMASONNA (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 30 October 2014 15:42 (nine years ago) link

agree and understand on both counts

alpine static, Thursday, 30 October 2014 17:48 (nine years ago) link

Having experienced that a long time ago (and only a handful of times; most editors I dealt with always discussed changes), my own opinion is that no one should ever have to put up with that.

But I'm also not going to ask the editor why they keep butchering my stories.

Why not? If they're good editors, they'll understand how upsetting this can be. (Of course, if they were good editors, they wouldn't be doing it in the first place.)

clemenza, Sunday, 2 November 2014 01:59 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

You're probably right, clemenza. The best thing to do would probably be to address the issue, just like I should go talk to my neighbor who keeps putting little bits of trash in my trash can. Easier said than done, though.

And aside from just the "avoid confrontation" aspect of it, I have to ask myself: Do I really wanna take the time to craft this email? Do I wanna have to make this editor read it, and think about it, and respond to it? He's a busy guy. I'm not some brilliant writing talent. He could easily decide I'm not worth the trouble and cut me off. I don't think that's what would happen, but is it really worth the effort and heartache to find out?

Plus, I certainly think there's some truth to dealwithit.gif if I'm getting paid, which I am.

Also, since last time I wrote, I've definitely decided my problem is actually with some copy editor or web-department power-tripper downstream from the guy I work with.

Complaining about it anonymously on this thread is really the easiest way to go.

alpine static, Thursday, 4 December 2014 10:00 (nine years ago) link

My two cents (also given I've worked as an editor): you should write the email, the kind of revisions and editing you're describing is unprofessional. Without intervening, it's contributing to the erosion of best practice, and feelings of precarity, while understandable, are precisely the sort of thing that allows for the depreciation of standards and care in support of writing, cultural criticism, journalism, or any other professional text-based content.

MikoMcha, Thursday, 4 December 2014 10:07 (nine years ago) link

I mean, it would be one thing if the edits weren't introducing errors into the text, you know?

MikoMcha, Thursday, 4 December 2014 10:13 (nine years ago) link

Totally. I hear what you're saying and am on your side.

To be clear, I do write and ask for typos and other errors to be corrected. And by errors, I don't so much mean factual stuff, but more like "this alteration of my word choice changed the meaning of this sentence slightly enough to where it's not quite right now" or "this edit messed up the subject/verb agreement" ... but still, it's mostly typos added by someone who ... uh ... maybe lacks attention to detail? Or is in too much of a hurry. Or both.

And I pick my battles on some of the more phrasing/readability kinds of things. Partly because I know that's subjective, but moreso because if I write asking for 2 or 3 typos to be fixed, I don't want to feel like I'm high-maintenance by also asking for "bigger" stuff, for lack of a better word.

I really see both sides ... dealwithit.gif and "no, you should deal with it" ... again, appreciate the chance to vent and the feedback. Truly.

alpine static, Thursday, 4 December 2014 10:50 (nine years ago) link

four months pass...

better to work with an editor you trust at a place with less name recognition than a place that turns your writing into pulp

imo

whiney's advice was better in an era where a strong editorial hand was common & publications had stronger voices but now there's a chance you're being edited by a 22 year old

deej loaf (D-40), Monday, 6 April 2015 12:22 (nine years ago) link

when i wrote about music - i remember this one editor changed "that's a bold claim" to "them's fightin' words"

annoys me thinking about it and it was about 12 years ago

Junior Dictionary (LocalGarda), Monday, 6 April 2015 12:29 (nine years ago) link

lol

Albanic Kanun Autark (nakhchivan), Monday, 6 April 2015 13:00 (nine years ago) link

keepin' that ol' meme alivey

Romantic Canon Autech' (imago), Monday, 6 April 2015 13:02 (nine years ago) link

Haha the writing equivalent of wearing suspenders or a handlebar mustache

deej loaf (D-40), Monday, 6 April 2015 13:31 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4S2LvMKMrA

deej loaf (D-40), Monday, 6 April 2015 13:34 (nine years ago) link

Thought this thread was about the band

, Monday, 6 April 2015 13:47 (nine years ago) link

the worst kind of editor is one who swaps your phrase in clear English for a cliché.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 April 2015 13:48 (nine years ago) link

otm.

Junior Dictionary (LocalGarda), Monday, 6 April 2015 13:52 (nine years ago) link

six years pass...

send the freelance pitch at 5:15 pm Wednesday on the East Coast or wait till Thursday morning?

alpine static, Wednesday, 30 March 2022 21:16 (two years ago) link

Thursday morning is my instinct

politics is about vibes and the vibes are off (stevie), Wednesday, 30 March 2022 21:22 (two years ago) link

mine too. the pitch is probably too long and has taken too much time, which has landed me here!

alpine static, Wednesday, 30 March 2022 21:28 (two years ago) link

a good pitch is sent at 2am and explains why it was sent at 2am

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 30 March 2022 21:35 (two years ago) link

i thought this thread was about the band editors

in places all over the world, real stuff be happening (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 30 March 2022 21:37 (two years ago) link

probably should've revived a different, less aggressively titled thread

alpine static, Wednesday, 30 March 2022 21:43 (two years ago) link


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