How do you rate your ass?

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I admired my colleague's Wal Mart flares and she said she could pick some up for me in North Carolina, but that she'd have to get a different size for me bc I had a "big butt." ?!

― Mary (Mary), Saturday, 17 December 2005 02:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Sorry, but Luna's ass is definitely a 10.

Speaking of which, many people here have seen my keister--what would you rank me?

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Saturday, 17 December 2005 02:52 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't really have an ass/arse. My wife thinks it's cute, but she would. I guess it would be a 7?

― Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Saturday, 17 December 2005 03:42 (eighteen years ago) link

I have writer's ass (see also: editor's butt) so it's flat where it shouldn't be flat and pressed to the sides a little where it's supposed to meld into hips. It's my #1 physical insecurity, actually. It's not egregiously bad, though, nor anything remarkably ugly. I'd have to rate myself as a "Middlebrow 5 Butt" in all honesty. Maybe a 4? People who know my butt may weigh in without fear of offending me.

― remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 17 December 2005 03:53 (eighteen years ago) link

It's absurd to suggest that rating yourself higher than 5 is suspicious - there are a bunch of women around here who are way above average on any reasonable measure of physical attractiveness, and three I've noticed on this thread who I would rate higher than they do, even though they marked themselves higher than 5. On similar lines to Sam, I am going to resist getting drawn into offering ass-rating scores for other people here.
-- Martin Skidmore (lonewolf.cu...), Yesterday 10:43 PM. (link)

always seems odd to discuss these matters in such a disinterested manner

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 17 December 2005 04:56 (eighteen years ago) link

7.795

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Saturday, 17 December 2005 08:49 (eighteen years ago) link

― vahid (vahid), Saturday, 17 December 2005 08:55 (eighteen years ago) link

5 (it's a nice enough shape apaprently, but at least two points knocked off for enduring spottiness, ugh)

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Saturday, 17 December 2005 09:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Amateurist, I am glad my attempt at being disinterested worked - it is very far from the truth, but different and more visceral reactions seem more appropriate for private communication. I've done my fair share - and probably more - of overt lusting after people on ILX, and I am trying to cut it way down.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 17 December 2005 10:17 (eighteen years ago) link

fuck it, 10

― vahid (vahid), Saturday, 17 December 2005 10:24 (eighteen years ago) link

One point higher than my brain: 19.

― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Saturday, 17 December 2005 10:35 (eighteen years ago) link

mary, that's insane.

― lauren (laurenp), Saturday, 17 December 2005 14:57 (eighteen years ago) link

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 17 December 2005 15:08 (eighteen years ago) link

8.5

― Cathy (Cathy), Saturday, 17 December 2005 15:34 (eighteen years ago) link

men who remove their body hair are horrible, horrible people
What happens when you don't shave your armpits

― HH, Saturday, 17 December 2005 16:08 (eighteen years ago) link

7, it's not flabby at all, but the shape could be better.

― Jeff-Beetle (Jeff), Saturday, 17 December 2005 21:17 (eighteen years ago) link

oh and +/- 1 point depending on how you think hairness should rate.

― Jeff-Beetle (Jeff), Saturday, 17 December 2005 21:18 (eighteen years ago) link

We Jews are known for many things, but asses tend not to be one of our stron suits.

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Saturday, 17 December 2005 21:39 (eighteen years ago) link

here' stron suit guy's ass:

ihttp://www.tronguy.net/TRONcostume/unipreb.jpg

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 17 December 2005 23:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Really, Adam? I was under the impression that my ghetto bubble butt was one of my semitic traits.

― Jordan (Jordan), Saturday, 17 December 2005 23:52 (eighteen years ago) link

My ass is like -10.

― The Other Kate (papa november), Sunday, 18 December 2005 00:30 (eighteen years ago) link

TV MA V, S, L

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:45 (eighteen years ago) link

i give mine an 8.

but how is this not a pic thread yet?

― geoff (gcannon), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:52 (eighteen years ago) link

You don't really want that, do you? Apart from Luna?

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:53 (eighteen years ago) link

"It's the hairy bobbin' man ass that adults know and love!"

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:54 (eighteen years ago) link

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:54 (eighteen years ago) link

According to my wife, my ass and legs are my best physical features. Just don't look above the waistband of my shorts.

― I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh, alright, fine.

http://giganticmag.com/images/ilx/ass1.jpg

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:14 (eighteen years ago) link

nice!

― Juulia (julesbdules), Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:38 (eighteen years ago) link

jesus wept

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Scrawny-looking thing.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:57 (eighteen years ago) link

That picture is a dangerous weapon in the hands of someone with Paint Shop Pro, too.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:59 (eighteen years ago) link

fuck you, ILE

― gear (gear), Sunday, 18 December 2005 04:04 (eighteen years ago) link

so glad i am reading this thread backwards

― kephm (kephm), Sunday, 18 December 2005 04:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Paunchy, you have a very nice ass. I on the other hand am a member of the no butt club. Never had one – don’t have the genetic predisposition to have a good butt. It’s simply a flat ass, no matter how much working the gluts get at the gym. I guess it’s better than a fat ass, although thanks to those currently in fashion beyonce and Mariah carey fat asses or junk in the trunk is all the rage. I have faith that it will swing back the other direction sometime soon though!

― Wiggy (Wiggy), Sunday, 18 December 2005 04:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Woah! People be showin' arse here ya'll!

― Halloween Spooky Party Hints! (Bimble...), Sunday, 18 December 2005 04:46 (eighteen years ago) link

you were right to ask, earlier, kenan, whether i really wanted that

― geoff (gcannon), Sunday, 18 December 2005 05:02 (eighteen years ago) link

I know.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Sunday, 18 December 2005 05:25 (eighteen years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000001DUW.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 18 December 2005 05:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Paunchy has an ass. We look at it.

― Halloween Spooky Party Hints! (Bimble...), Sunday, 18 December 2005 06:32 (eighteen years ago) link

my other ass is a ferrari

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 18 December 2005 16:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Where would I be right now without the "hide images" option? I don't even want to think about it...

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Sunday, 18 December 2005 16:41 (eighteen years ago) link

I dunno, my sister has always said my arse is bigger than hers, but in the last year three different people have told me it is quite good and only one of those people had an interest in getting into my knickers so I'm going with a 5.5, or a 6 if I wear a particular pair of trousers.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Sunday, 18 December 2005 17:15 (eighteen years ago) link

I forgot that most of you don't know my sister, so that part of what I said means nothing to you. I'll just say that her arse ain't small.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Sunday, 18 December 2005 17:17 (eighteen years ago) link

ILE has reached rock bottom! haha!

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 18 December 2005 17:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Jesus, guys. It's not THAT bad an ass.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Sunday, 18 December 2005 18:30 (eighteen years ago) link

That pic looks like an ad for a movie called Tainted Desires or Always Taken, Never Given

― dali madison's nut (donut), Sunday, 18 December 2005 19:23 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.laist.com/images/notintobushprods.jpg

― gear (gear), Sunday, 18 December 2005 19:27 (eighteen years ago) link

ten years pass...

a 4.35 and in perpetual decline

― Neanderthal, Friday, 30 September 2016 06:25 (seven years ago) link

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