Is it double points if it's actually in a pool?
― Mark G, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 15:52 (fourteen years ago) link
technical question i'm not placed to answer tbh.
― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 15:54 (fourteen years ago) link
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/10309517.stm
― nakhchivan, Monday, 14 June 2010 12:20 (thirteen years ago) link
lbzc touchstone, this thread.
― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Monday, 14 June 2010 13:14 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-11512670
another bout of sobriety over
― san te cross (onimo), Monday, 11 October 2010 10:00 (thirteen years ago) link
yep, he'll never get a callup again if this continues
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Monday, 11 October 2010 10:08 (thirteen years ago) link
Hope young Jack Wilshere is paying attention:
http://imgur.com/gd44j.jpg
― James Mitchell, Monday, 11 October 2010 10:10 (thirteen years ago) link
one day after being in court for drunk driving and he's arrested again - drugs this time
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/8079795/Paul-Gascoigne-arrested-one-day-after-being-warned-he-faces-prison.html
― Tilting at Bushmills (onimo), Friday, 22 October 2010 12:52 (thirteen years ago) link
INSERT HILARIOUS REFERENCE TO AMY WINEHOUSE'S 'REHAB'
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 11 November 2010 13:35 (thirteen years ago) link
You guys are kind of disgusting. To get involuntarily sectioned for three months when you're a known alkie takes some doing; it means he is very poorly indeed.
― suzy, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 13:54 (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
hence the deathwatch
― darraghmac, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 13:58 (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
^^^pretty sure I excelsiored this first time round but lolled again regardless
― The Slash My Father Wrote (DJ Mencap), Friday, 19 September 2008 16:37 (3 years ago)
― diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 00:36 (twelve years ago) link
bump
― the right to beef at (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 February 2013 13:03 (eleven years ago) link
Wayne Rooney, who looked up to Gascoigne in his youth, pondered whether his one-time idol would have benefited from working under Sir Alex Ferguson, having been close to a move to Manchester United before opting for Spurs.
"You never know what would have happened but I know Alex Ferguson is the best in looking after his players and making sure his players are doing the right thing," the United forward told Daily Star Sunday.
this would be the Utd team of Bryan Robson, Paul McGrath and many other hardline straight-edgers
the speciousness of this comment from someone who was at playgroup during the era of which he speaks is boiling my piss tbqf
― Julian-Joachim Roedelius (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 10 February 2013 15:52 (eleven years ago) link
Paul Gascoigne was last night rushed to intensive care in America as former team-mates including Gary Lineker urged him 'to hang in there'.
so tempting but not gonna say it
― every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 10 February 2013 15:59 (eleven years ago) link
twp comment is predictably inane but it's a species of the usual 'if only' drivel about gazza
a lot of fitba retards still seem to think he was a florid drunk who let things get out of hand, rather than someone with bipolar disorder and severe ocd in addition to his addiction
he did well to have any kind of high level career at all
― every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 10 February 2013 16:04 (eleven years ago) link
was rooney whoring while at utd or was that in his everton days
― the right to beef at (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 February 2013 16:06 (eleven years ago) link
Ah, I was wondering when this thread was coming back.
― Ceci n'est pas une Le Snak (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 10 February 2013 19:37 (eleven years ago) link
Paul Gascoigne arrested over suspected drunken assault
― Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Saturday, 6 July 2013 09:23 (ten years ago) link
Real England's Rose
― reet pish (imago), Saturday, 6 July 2013 09:36 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/vzejV1k.jpg
― Selena Gomez is very Neotenous for Caucasoids (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 21 July 2013 22:24 (ten years ago) link
lawl
― mundane peaceable username (darraghmac), Sunday, 21 July 2013 22:29 (ten years ago) link
maybe there's an alternate universe where Moaty is writing the column and it's illustrated with a photo of Collymore skulking behind a tree
― going to grind shows so they can quasi-ironically EDM (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 21 July 2013 22:37 (ten years ago) link
important news
http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/437194/I-am-NOT-DEAD-says-England-legend-Paul-Gascoigne
― grown-arsed man (onimo), Thursday, 17 October 2013 12:33 (ten years ago) link
jaysus he's lookin rough
― nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Friday, 22 August 2014 13:16 (nine years ago) link
Balls, the wee cunt will outlive you and me both, small.
― FYI Macedonia (Tom D.), Friday, 22 August 2014 14:51 (nine years ago) link
...'small' was supposed to be 'dm', make of that what you will.
― FYI Macedonia (Tom D.), Friday, 22 August 2014 14:53 (nine years ago) link
yeah gollum was about 600 years old and he had to throw himself into a pool of lava so we might see gazza a while yet
― nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Friday, 22 August 2014 15:07 (nine years ago) link
"the death of paul gascoigne"
1 result (0.24 seconds)
The news no-one wanted to read. Gazza is in a familiar ... blog.sundaysun.co.uk/2013/02/the-news-no-one-wanted-to-read.html 4 Feb 2013 - The greatest anxiety that the North East football scene has is that the next time that will happen for us is the death of Paul Gascoigne.
― nakhchivan, Saturday, 23 August 2014 00:48 (nine years ago) link
Lee Clark, the Birmingham City manager, said to Ravel that he was the best player since Gazza. His response: ‘Who’s Gazza?’
― the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Thursday, 9 October 2014 00:14 (nine years ago) link
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/oct/25/paul-gascoigne-emergency-detox-tottenham-hotspur-mental-health-act-drinking-binge
― the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Saturday, 25 October 2014 16:41 (nine years ago) link
https://twitter.com/gazza8gascoigne
― post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 March 2015 22:28 (nine years ago) link
He is calling on his marras to twat some radge basket in Bournemouth ? That is what I could surmise before I give up reading!
― xelab, Saturday, 21 March 2015 23:13 (nine years ago) link
When asked for his nationality in court, Mr Gascoigne replied: "England, Protestant."
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Tuesday, 8 January 2019 16:48 (five years ago) link
oof
― tacticool spank bank material (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 8 January 2019 16:49 (five years ago) link
explains the moat
― topical mlady (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 January 2019 16:53 (five years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwQ7EG8XgAA6N7i.jpg
but makes this auld Rangers-related tabloid anecdote all the curiouser
― Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 8 January 2019 17:32 (five years ago) link