A central Florida man who opened his door and was slapped by a bear has pleaded no contest to a charge of feeding wildlife.
― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Thursday, 18 February 2010 03:07 (fourteen years ago) link
ha whoops
Bear-slapped
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Thursday, 18 February 2010 04:23 (fourteen years ago) link
The mental image of some dude opening his door only to be slapped across the face by some big ass bear has been making me lol all night.
― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Thursday, 18 February 2010 04:24 (fourteen years ago) link
all-time internet tragedy: there is no gif of the man opening his door and getting slapped by a bear.
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 18 February 2010 04:25 (fourteen years ago) link
yes e, i just automatically imagine it as a looping gif
Right? They need to get another bear and do a reenactment or something for strategic looping gif purposes.
― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Thursday, 18 February 2010 04:27 (fourteen years ago) link
the world needs this!
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 18 February 2010 04:28 (fourteen years ago) link
YES!
― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Thursday, 18 February 2010 04:32 (fourteen years ago) link
So dude gets charged with feeding wildlife but the bear doesn't get charged w/assault? What's the world coming to when bears can just run around slapping people in their own homes is what I want to know.
― El Poopo Loco (Pancakes Hackman), Thursday, 18 February 2010 16:06 (fourteen years ago) link
The bear got euthanized!
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Thursday, 18 February 2010 16:09 (fourteen years ago) link
Under Bear Law, the penalty for bear-slapping a dude is DEATH.
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Thursday, 18 February 2010 16:10 (fourteen years ago) link
looping gifhttp://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09/PaddingtonBear_450x300.jpgMichael Bond stop motion animation in 5... 4... 3...
― might seem normal (snoball), Thursday, 18 February 2010 16:12 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r17j6h15kd0&feature=related
― might seem normal (snoball), Thursday, 18 February 2010 16:15 (fourteen years ago) link
Central Florida man who opened his door and was slapped by a bear: what's on your iPod?
― slapped by a bear (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 February 2010 16:15 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsxypx2Ug7U
― El Poopo Loco (Pancakes Hackman), Thursday, 18 February 2010 16:21 (fourteen years ago) link
Let's go to India and hang out with some sloth bears
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3578/3291348223_bb06300fc7.jpghttp://nationalzoo.si.edu/Animals/PhotoGallery/AsiaTrail/photos/20060502-032sb.jpg
― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Sunday, 14 March 2010 13:06 (fourteen years ago) link
albino sb!
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/21/33183640_72a180bcbf.jpg
― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Sunday, 14 March 2010 13:07 (fourteen years ago) link
suggest bear
― Like a sausage or snake, smooth and soft (Pancakes Hackman), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 15:04 (fourteen years ago) link
Ask A Bear: Will Backcountry Sex Attract a Bear?
― Maltodextrin, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 03:32 (fourteen years ago) link
he say hi to you
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l57ydg8ZGo1qzou5ko1_500.jpg
― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Thursday, 8 July 2010 04:21 (thirteen years ago) link
Sup.
― sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Thursday, 8 July 2010 12:54 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ONePwam3aE
― Maltodextrin, Thursday, 29 July 2010 14:22 (thirteen years ago) link
'Tame' bears guard Canadian marijuana farm
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 19 August 2010 17:12 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh shit!
http://outside-blog.away.com/blog/2010/08/woman-saves-choking-bear.html
― Jenny, Friday, 27 August 2010 17:03 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.lefigaro.fr/medias/2010/08/30/20100830PHOWWW00518.jpg
― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Friday, 3 September 2010 17:58 (thirteen years ago) link
Me likey sloth bear.
― ImprovSpirit, Saturday, 4 September 2010 05:36 (thirteen years ago) link
Honestly I just feel like these dudes are out to get us at this point. And they're patient.
― Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Saturday, 4 September 2010 05:47 (thirteen years ago) link
Obligatory link to the current hype: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ba1BqJ4S2M
― StanM, Saturday, 4 September 2010 08:10 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/vPD0C.jpg?ref=nf
― Jenny, Thursday, 9 September 2010 13:34 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i56.tinypic.com/2yv6tlv.jpg
― master of retardment (ENBB), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 04:44 (thirteen years ago) link
A+
― markers, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 04:53 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/841533-polar-bear-washed-up-on-cornish-coast-is-in-fact-a-cow
― Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 07:50 (thirteen years ago) link
But it does look like a polar bear! The Metro is hardly the go to source for journalistic rigour either.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 08:50 (thirteen years ago) link
Montana woman fights bear with courgette
I can't believe this story... Courgettes in Montana?!
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 23 September 2010 18:47 (thirteen years ago) link
An honorable mention goes to the Duluth bear, in which a guard saw a bear climbing a fence at an Air Force base and rang an alarm. The alarm connected to other nearby bases, but one of them was wired wrong, so instead of "intruder alert!" they got the "Nuke Russia Now!" alarm. Nuclear armed jets were on the runways ready to take off before the mistake was rectified.
― dayo, Monday, 18 October 2010 02:33 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.alaskastock.com/resultsframe.asp?akfacts=1&txtkeys1=Grizzly+Bear+mcneil
― BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Friday, 12 November 2010 16:35 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i54.tinypic.com/4vjmdd.jpg
― T-Rex's erotic imagination (Z S), Friday, 12 November 2010 16:38 (thirteen years ago) link
b4 4chan ruinz this photo i wd like 2 say 'wow'
http://www.krtv.com/images/Bear7.jpg
― pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:13 (thirteen years ago) link
awesome
― ENBB, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:38 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh shit.
― phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 04:14 (thirteen years ago) link
it's like his feet are happy, but the rest of him...isn't
― BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 04:15 (thirteen years ago) link
regardless, i want to go to there
― BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 04:16 (thirteen years ago) link
Biggest Bear Ever Found—"It Blew My Mind," Expert Says
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2011/02/110203-biggest-bear-largest-giant-short-faced-animals-science/
― Maltodextrin, Sunday, 6 February 2011 19:17 (thirteen years ago) link
oh shit
― Indolence Mission (DJP), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 15:39 (thirteen years ago) link
a big bear!
― ENBB, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 15:40 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IzdtFLbehU&fmt=18
― Maltodextrin, Saturday, 23 April 2011 22:56 (thirteen years ago) link
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/06/08/2-people-die-as-bear-flies-through-suv/?iref=NS1
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:33 (twelve years ago) link
HOLY SHIT
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:45 (twelve years ago) link
That accident is nuts.
What's weird though is that I just searched for this thread to post a pic and didn't realize you'd just bumped it. So here have something a little more pleasant involving bears:
http://i55.tinypic.com/2cdh9x5.jpg
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:46 (twelve years ago) link