The gasoline fight just about made me pee.
― kenan, Friday, 26 February 2010 06:29 (fourteen years ago) link
And even apart from that, it's a great cable viewing. Not the funniest thing in the world, but not insulting to your status as a human, either. That's all I expect out of most broad comedies anymore.
― kenan, Friday, 26 February 2010 06:31 (fourteen years ago) link
It's hard to remember if I didn't laugh because it wasn't funny or if it was because I was still so affected by 9/11. Such a painful blur.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Friday, 26 February 2010 06:31 (fourteen years ago) link
But it had David Bowie as "David Bowie"!
― Goulburn Years (King Boy Pato), Friday, 26 February 2010 06:34 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xXaYj33F0A
― kenan, Friday, 26 February 2010 06:37 (fourteen years ago) link
^ source of a very important gif
― kenan, Friday, 26 February 2010 06:41 (fourteen years ago) link
I will also join the zoolander one sucked side of this issue
― THEY HAVE CREATED ANOTHER (jjjusten), Friday, 26 February 2010 07:02 (fourteen years ago) link
you're all crazy, Zoolander was great!
― dead flower :( (Pashmina), Friday, 26 February 2010 08:07 (fourteen years ago) link
Zoolander, I expected it to suck, it didn't.
I know people like that, or used to. It got them just right.
It's not that they are bad, nasty, or unaware of their ridiculousness.
Just that that is what they are.
― Mark G, Friday, 26 February 2010 08:08 (fourteen years ago) link
zoolander 1 sucked
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, February 25, 2010 10:06 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
^^^
― Mr. Que, Thursday, February 25, 2010 10:07 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark
I COSIGN
― J0rdan S., Friday, February 26, 2010 1:04 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark
― Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ (dyao), Friday, 26 February 2010 08:08 (fourteen years ago) link
folks running some post-apatow ilx chall. ops itt
zoolander rules
― Hideous Lamp (cozen), Friday, 26 February 2010 08:23 (fourteen years ago) link
Some golden moments, not least...
There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman"
― The Man With the Magic Eardrums (Billy Dods), Friday, 26 February 2010 09:09 (fourteen years ago) link
― J0rdan S., Friday, February 26, 2010 5:04 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark
smmfh
― epic board man (history mayne), Friday, 26 February 2010 12:37 (fourteen years ago) link
"you can read minds?"
― epic board man (history mayne), Friday, 26 February 2010 12:38 (fourteen years ago) link
zoolander is great. post apatow challops/jadedness indeed.
― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Friday, 26 February 2010 12:44 (fourteen years ago) link
"Zoolander 2" couldn't possibly be any worse than "Night in the Museum 2"
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Friday, 26 February 2010 12:49 (fourteen years ago) link
I never got this. Stopped this movie after ten minutes cause I didn't get ANY of the jokes. :-( Maybe I'll give it another go as Skarsgard is in it and he's ROWR.
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 26 February 2010 12:52 (fourteen years ago) link
Zoolander was amazing and y'all be trippin'
― 80085 (a hoy hoy), Friday, 26 February 2010 13:01 (fourteen years ago) link
zoolander is fine american cinema
― da croupier, Friday, 26 February 2010 13:01 (fourteen years ago) link
haters can dere-lick my balls, cap-i-tan
― epic board man (history mayne), Friday, 26 February 2010 13:04 (fourteen years ago) link
"I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot. "
― da croupier, Friday, 26 February 2010 13:06 (fourteen years ago) link
owen wilson ever been better? hansel is near-perfect for him.
the walk-off and the build up to it is far better & funnier than the petrol scene, which is a one note joke.
― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Friday, 26 February 2010 13:29 (fourteen years ago) link
zoolander was my #2 vote in the 00s movie poll
― iatee, Friday, 26 February 2010 13:29 (fourteen years ago) link
For the high placement of some questionable comedies in the decade poll, I can't believe how many of you don't like this movie.
― you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 26 February 2010 13:32 (fourteen years ago) link
what was like zoolander before zoolander? never gotten through stiller's superhero one, and i fell asleep during zero hour, so any recommendations would be appreciated.
― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Friday, 26 February 2010 13:33 (fourteen years ago) link
otm
― iatee, Friday, 26 February 2010 13:34 (fourteen years ago) link
Will Farrell's reaction to Blue Steel will never not be hilarious
― Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Friday, 26 February 2010 14:08 (fourteen years ago) link
fucking Mystery Men was funnier than zoolander
― brandon stüssy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 26 February 2010 14:12 (fourteen years ago) link
I wouldn't know, I never fucked Mystery Men
― Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Friday, 26 February 2010 14:13 (fourteen years ago) link
YOU KNOW FOAMY LATTE MAKES ME BLOATED AND FARTY
― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Friday, 26 February 2010 14:16 (fourteen years ago) link
wow that is a hilarious joke, i change my opinion immediately
― brandon stüssy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 26 February 2010 14:17 (fourteen years ago) link
great, now we just need to change your opinion on Green Day!
― mdskltr (blueski), Friday, 26 February 2010 14:18 (fourteen years ago) link
HEY COME LOOK EVERYONE WE CHANGED WHINEY'S OPINION!!!!
― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Friday, 26 February 2010 14:19 (fourteen years ago) link
http://thebsreport.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/ticker-tape-parade.jpg
― Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Friday, 26 February 2010 14:20 (fourteen years ago) link
whiney: best comedies of the 00's quick list 1-5 or w/e
― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Friday, 26 February 2010 14:22 (fourteen years ago) link
yes please, let's do exactly that
― Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Friday, 26 February 2010 14:26 (fourteen years ago) link
if that's not an official MOD request then i'm ignoring you so there
― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Friday, 26 February 2010 14:27 (fourteen years ago) link
1. Wet Hot American Summer2. Step Brothers3. Shaun Of The Dead4. Forgetting Sarah Marshall5. Pootie Tang
― brandon stüssy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 26 February 2010 14:38 (fourteen years ago) link
they're all shit
― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Friday, 26 February 2010 14:52 (fourteen years ago) link
i kid, i kid.
hey whiney why don't you like zoolander
― da croupier, Friday, 26 February 2010 15:01 (fourteen years ago) link
i own both this and mystery men "Looks like tonight the lone wolf rides...alone"
― da croupier, Friday, 26 February 2010 15:03 (fourteen years ago) link
hey whiney do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and your do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way?
― epic board man (history mayne), Friday, 26 February 2010 15:04 (fourteen years ago) link
lol
― da croupier, Friday, 26 February 2010 15:05 (fourteen years ago) link
what does this mean
― Mr. Que, Friday, 26 February 2010 15:06 (fourteen years ago) link
not up on my british acronyms
so much money for him/her!
― da croupier, Friday, 26 February 2010 15:06 (fourteen years ago) link
shakin my motherfuckin head
― epic board man (history mayne), Friday, 26 February 2010 15:07 (fourteen years ago) link
silly mate, major fanny head
― Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Friday, 26 February 2010 15:16 (fourteen years ago) link
suck my meaty fuck hammer
― da croupier, Friday, 26 February 2010 15:26 (fourteen years ago) link
should I watch it?
― ENBB, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 02:03 (thirteen years ago) link
i haven't revisited it because i don't feel pressure about being ostracized by a bunch of people that think The Corrections is a good book
― brandon stüssy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, February 26, 2010 10:49 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
this is the most in-character whiney post ever imo
― max, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 02:04 (thirteen years ago) link
erica how have u never seen zoolander, do u not watch tv
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 02:11 (thirteen years ago) link
haha max otm
i have been posting to ilx 4 2 long
― r u levelled up? (Lamp), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 02:12 (thirteen years ago) link
LOL why is it one of those movies that's always on? I watch TV but I guess I don't really flick much. Either I watch when I know what's going to be on or on Netflix/Hulu.
http://www.createblog.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/shrug.gif
I know it's weird that I haven't seen it tho esp since I'm pretty sure I'd really like it.
― ENBB, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 02:15 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah its on all the time, prob the best viewing experience is just to stumble upon it
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 02:19 (thirteen years ago) link
had no idea this many ilx ppl hated the corrections
― just sayin, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 10:56 (thirteen years ago) link
i like ben stiller a lot! he's one of those guys where my opinion of him doesn't degrade at all no matter how much crap he churns out. when he has the right material he's hilarious.― ℳℴℯ ❤\(◕‿◕✿ (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, March 23, 2011 2:02 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark
― ℳℴℯ ❤\(◕‿◕✿ (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, March 23, 2011 2:02 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark
hells yes
i even rode for the heartbreak kid but i can see that's pushing it
― BIG GERTRUDE aka the steindriver (history mayne), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 11:00 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09nTwccQTUA
― daavid, Tuesday, 18 August 2015 20:27 (eight years ago) link
crix are hatin' this thing
i had to walk around the NYC premiere blockade at Alice Tully Hall last night (to get to some experimental queer films). There were star photos being taken inside, thought i saw Stiller's head.
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 22:03 (eight years ago) link
Will probably see this Friday, albeit with super low expectations.
― Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 22:16 (eight years ago) link
Just saw this. I enjoyed it, plenty of funny bits. Don't know why it's getting panned. Sure, there's no coherent plot but who expected after the first?
― daavid, Saturday, 13 February 2016 14:10 (eight years ago) link
I remembered finding the first one funny when it came out, but I revisited it 2 or 3 years ago and wanted to stick a screwdriver in my ear.
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 13 February 2016 14:14 (eight years ago) link
Leonard Maltin gets feisty
http://blogs.indiewire.com/leonardmaltin/why-i-walked-out-of-zoolander-2-20160211
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 13 February 2016 15:03 (eight years ago) link
Edelstein:
How bad is Zoolander 2? It’s Batman and Robin bad. It’s so bad that it makes you feel sorry for the scores (literally) of celebrities who show up in cameos, even the ones (Anna Wintour, Tommy Hilfiger, Susan Sarandon, Ariana Grande, Kimye ...) who actively resist your sympathy, whom you maybe want to see taken down a peg. Stiller gets away with targeting low-hanging fruit because he understands chronic narcissism from the inside...
Stiller gets away with targeting low-hanging fruit because he understands chronic narcissism from the inside...
― ... (Eazy), Saturday, 13 February 2016 15:21 (eight years ago) link
wait who has a grudge to settle with Susan Sarandon?
― some dude, Saturday, 13 February 2016 15:33 (eight years ago) link
she's been pretty damn irritating over the last 20 years, off screen usually
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 13 February 2016 15:48 (eight years ago) link
off the movie screen that is
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 13 February 2016 15:49 (eight years ago) link
i thought the first movie was funny. not really wanting to see this in a theater but a friend's house w some pizza and beer sounds good.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 13 February 2016 17:56 (eight years ago) link
filled with puerile and unfunny gags; along with gratuitous cameo appearances by everyone from Katy Perry to Willie Nelson
see all this sounds awesome
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 13 February 2016 18:01 (eight years ago) link
all i want to know is, is David Bowie in this one?
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 13 February 2016 18:03 (eight years ago) link
friend's house w some pizza and beer sounds great!
― niels, Sunday, 14 February 2016 11:13 (eight years ago) link
Anchorman 2 (and other lame years-too-late comedy sequels i guess) seem to have lowered people's expectations going in but somehow even those low expectations haven't been met.
― piscesx, Sunday, 14 February 2016 13:08 (eight years ago) link
anything gif-worthy in this one?
― remove butt (abanana), Sunday, 14 February 2016 15:09 (eight years ago) link
saw the first one over some homemade burritos and beer. i expect i will do the same with this one. surely while shooting the shit
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Monday, 15 February 2016 19:08 (eight years ago) link
Fucking thing sucks.
― flappy bird, Monday, 15 February 2016 19:22 (eight years ago) link
Thanks for taking one for the team, flappy bird.
― ... (Eazy), Monday, 15 February 2016 19:33 (eight years ago) link
The first one is perfect, shot for shot, word for word. This thing is a mess, and it knows that it sucks. The endless celebrity cameos are an attempt to make up for weak jokes and an aimless script. OMG IT'S NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON! Fuck you. They run with the frivolousness of the whole thing and try to make that the joke, like 22 Jump Street or Anchorman 2. Very frustrating. Oh well.
― flappy bird, Monday, 15 February 2016 19:45 (eight years ago) link
yeah well fuck you for even seeing it at all
― • (sleepingbag), Monday, 15 February 2016 19:47 (eight years ago) link
i liked this a lot! so funny. i might even prefer it to the first one. it's on Hulu.
― scott seward, Saturday, 31 December 2016 14:56 (seven years ago) link