i'm still loling about the fact that Jose Canseco makes threats to civilians on twitter.
"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M JOSE CANSECO!"
― Ballistic, Sunday, 7 March 2010 07:18 (fourteen years ago) link
omfg
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 7 March 2010 08:32 (fourteen years ago) link
trying not to wake the g/f with retardedlaughter!
did you get any correspondence from aggrieved jose canseco fans
― nakhchivan, Sunday, 7 March 2010 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link
haha no
i was tortured last night though
― jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 7 March 2010 20:23 (fourteen years ago) link
omigod only just opened this thread
Some sort of medal in order
― Tibetan 'buca the Dead (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 March 2010 20:24 (fourteen years ago) link
ilx attack on Jose Canseco....
― Ballistic, Sunday, 7 March 2010 20:26 (fourteen years ago) link
http://imgur.com/VelA8.jpg
― i'm #FFFFFF btw (bnw), Sunday, 7 March 2010 23:56 (fourteen years ago) link
the tweet's been deleted
― called something like Hoppy Polar by Ziggy Ross (ksh), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:09 (fourteen years ago) link
Jose Canseco used to call himself the "Human-Flesh Search Engine" just like the real internet the results were usually underage!
http://twitter.com/GaryCarterRaw/status/10250642992
― Andy K, Thursday, 11 March 2010 02:48 (fourteen years ago) link
aw what did he say
― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Thursday, 11 March 2010 03:03 (fourteen years ago) link
'@jordansarge im definitely going to do it with my daughter'
― max, Thursday, 11 March 2010 03:21 (fourteen years ago) link
haha
he said that if he found me he'd kill me and/or torture me, and that all child molesters like me should be killed
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 11 March 2010 03:26 (fourteen years ago) link
he's kind of losing his mind
http://twitter.com/josecanseco
― J0rdan S., Monday, 19 April 2010 18:42 (fourteen years ago) link
wow.
― goole, Monday, 19 April 2010 18:44 (fourteen years ago) link
loooooooooooooooooool
― "excellent sound-of-a-generation indie" (ksh), Monday, 19 April 2010 18:44 (fourteen years ago) link
someone's angling for some press coverage
huh
― n/a major dude will tell you (n/a), Monday, 19 April 2010 18:45 (fourteen years ago) link
I am signing off but won't u be my neighbor
hahhahahahaa
― "excellent sound-of-a-generation indie" (ksh), Monday, 19 April 2010 18:46 (fourteen years ago) link
I would rather be stupid and honest than smart and a lyar whitch one r u 20 minutes ago via TweetCaster
― J0rdan S., Monday, 19 April 2010 18:48 (fourteen years ago) link
@brandstatter I bet I could work ur wife little dick about 1 hour ago via TweetCaster in reply to brandstatter
U motherfuckerfs can dish it out but u can't take it I new u where cowards fucking genetic malfunctions should have been killed at birth about 2 hours ago via TweetCaster
― J0rdan S., Monday, 19 April 2010 18:49 (fourteen years ago) link
This world is full of lyars scum hypocrits and cowards not to mention corrupt politicians that's y the end is near. Look in the mirror about 2 hours ago via TweetCaster
― J0rdan S., Monday, 19 April 2010 18:50 (fourteen years ago) link
JOSE CANSECO TROLLED EVERYONE
― "excellent sound-of-a-generation indie" (ksh), Monday, 19 April 2010 18:50 (fourteen years ago) link
i like to read all of these as dr. morbius posts
oh man, now he's gone apocalyptic
woah. wtf set him off?
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 19 April 2010 18:51 (fourteen years ago) link
I wish I could bring this anger into the ring btween what baseball has done to me and u fucking haters I could kill somèone rite now about 2 hours ago via TweetCaster
― J0rdan S., Monday, 19 April 2010 18:53 (fourteen years ago) link
somèone
― "excellent sound-of-a-generation indie" (ksh), Monday, 19 April 2010 18:53 (fourteen years ago) link
différance
# Goodbye all of my stupid inbread followers remember stupid is as stupid does.dammm I love u guys34 minutes ago via TweetCaster
inbread
― am0n, Monday, 19 April 2010 18:53 (fourteen years ago) link
the "dammm I love u guys" makes it
― what's the différance (ksh), Monday, 19 April 2010 18:54 (fourteen years ago) link
http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/21177.jpg
― J0rdan S., Monday, 19 April 2010 18:54 (fourteen years ago) link
hahahahaha
― what's the différance (ksh), Monday, 19 April 2010 18:55 (fourteen years ago) link
he is a spambot :(
― GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Monday, 19 April 2010 18:55 (fourteen years ago) link
# Let's create our own society.tell the truth always or die 23 minutes ago via TweetCaster
― est 2010 (rahni), Monday, 19 April 2010 18:55 (fourteen years ago) link
The government looks at us like if we where rats that need to be controoled or exterminated about 1 hour ago via TweetCaster
I am like a lot of people that society has destroyed or alianated for telling the truth or standing up for there beliefs about 1 hour ago via TweetCaster
If I where president respect and honesty would be established again just like in japan learn from that culture about 1 hour ago via TweetCaster
@MARIALOUISE46 y do we have so many religions and only one god about 1 hour ago via TweetCaster
@KerryPrice00 ok I guess I need a hug about 1 hour ago via TweetCaster in reply to KerryPrice00
@brandstatter I bet I could work ur wife little dick
this is, literally, how nazi germany started
― goole, Monday, 19 April 2010 18:56 (fourteen years ago) link
If I where president respect and honesty would be established again just like in japan learn from that culture
― Lamp, Monday, 19 April 2010 18:59 (fourteen years ago) link
Not all that different from an early Rollins tour diary.
― Illwario Alacarte (Andy K), Monday, 19 April 2010 19:03 (fourteen years ago) link
i just signed up so i could tweet him ;)
― am0n, Monday, 19 April 2010 19:03 (fourteen years ago) link
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, April 19, 2010 2:51 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
gonna go with 'years of steroid use'
― max, Monday, 19 April 2010 19:19 (fourteen years ago) link
lol
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 19 April 2010 19:20 (fourteen years ago) link
SpiffBox celebrities include baseball player Jose Canseco, Maxim models, and cast members from the Sopranos, Saved by the Bell, Amazing Race, The Biggest Loser, Entourage, Girls Next Door, Rock of Love and Deal No Deal.
― am0n, Monday, 19 April 2010 19:29 (fourteen years ago) link
I am creating the jose canseco club very fiew can enter but u can never leave.welcome to hotel california, what a lonely place
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Monday, 19 April 2010 19:45 (fourteen years ago) link
MEAN
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 April 2010 20:17 (fourteen years ago) link
― Lamp, Monday, April 19, 2010 2:59 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
^important
― ice cr?m, Monday, 19 April 2010 21:27 (fourteen years ago) link
http://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/14774989030
― max, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 17:11 (thirteen years ago) link
Can we handle the truth as a society in the movie a few good men the statement. We can't handle the truth. Rings a bell look in. The mirror25 minutes ago via TweetCaster
JoseCansecoJose Canseco
some creeley shit there
― |8 l) u_u (bnw), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 23:21 (thirteen years ago) link
got me deep like the abyss
― sanskrit, Thursday, 27 May 2010 00:54 (thirteen years ago) link
wait!!!
that wasn’t the big news.. give me 5 minutes— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) September 6, 2021
― Karl Malone, Monday, 6 September 2021 16:04 (two years ago) link
coffee
― brimstead, Monday, 6 September 2021 16:18 (two years ago) link
i knew jose canseco wouldn't let me down
― Karl Malone, Monday, 6 September 2021 16:19 (two years ago) link
merry Christmas to everyone And a happy New Year Well almost everyone— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) December 25, 2022
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 25 December 2022 16:09 (one year ago) link