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**Please Please Baby** - w4m - 20
Reply to: pers-506114✧✧✧@craigsl✧✧✧.o✧✧
Date: 2007-12-11, 2:35PM CST

Hi boys, I'm a 20 year old junior at MU. I have to admit I have a bit of a fetish that I'm embarassed to tell my previous BFs, but now that im single I'm going to try to get it fulfilled:

I want a man to roleplay Dwight Yoakam with me. you don't have to look like him or even really like his music, just do a little research. we'll meet up, listen to some dwight and see where things go :)

I know this sounds weird but give me an email w/ a pic if you are interested and i'll reply back with one.

thanks

Want it from behind while you play Super Mario Brothers ? - m4w - 30 (Vancouver)

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/cas/741280535.html

uh.

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/roo/748837728.html

that mario bros one is on every message board now

what about the swap anal cherry 4 xbox 360 one?

cant say ive seen that. When did you put it up? ;)

http://theinternetisterrible.com/wp-content/things/mom.jpg

http://i30.tinypic.com/vq1tms.jpg

advertising, looks, and chops a must
no BIG HAIR!!

Capture the voice of a Generation X Serial Entrepreneur
Reply to: job-744112✧✧✧@craigsl✧✧✧.o✧✧
Date: 2008-07-05, 10:35PM PDT

Highly successful serial entrepreneur is seeking a part-time writer and editor to assist in preparation, writing and editing of speeches, blogs and forthcoming books. Writing style must be practical, eloquent and efficient. The verbose need not apply. Editing skills a must. Several articles and half-written chapters need to be refined and enhanced for an upcoming book. Script writing a plus/ documentary in production!

Please send credentials, samples, and your three favorite authors, and movies and why?

Work from home opportunity with meetings and brainstorming sessions held in person in Hollywood and or Beverly Hills.

This is a chance to be a part of the next best seller, only the extremely ambitious need apply.

* Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
* Please, no phone calls about this job!
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

PostingID: 744112436

this runs through my head all the time:

I WANT SKULLS
Reply to: sale-210154✧✧✧@craigsl✧✧✧.o✧✧
Date: 2006-09-20, 10:27PM CDT

REAL SKULLS OR FAKE SKULLS, I JUST WANT ALOT OF SKULLS.

* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, September 23, 2006 3:35 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/tlg/4929392815.html

bassist bass player (L.A.)

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los angeles >central LA >gigs >talent gigs
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compensation: 100,000 year

http://images.craigslist.org/00M0M_iUqcmIwzysX_600x450.jpg

Hello Folks,

We are looking for a bass player. One who isn't named Blake and doesn't drive a 2002 Blue Volvo XC70 and constantly inform you that it's the safest car in the world and that it looks good for his joint custody hearing. A guy who doesn't act like an @$$ Hole when he meets your girlfriend by trying to get her phone number as you went to get him another beer (yeah B she told me, thanks). One who doesn't take an upper decker at your parents' house on easter sunday, and then blames it on your grandma. A bass player who doesn't get the band kicked out of the Sizzlers on Highland by cornering the waitress in the hallway and telling her, "your booty is why god invented my balls". Someone who has never worn a terry cloth sun-visor upside down, to the side, and went by his initials B.R.O. until he got the manager position at work, and then started power-tripping. Specifically on those of us who use to smoke him out in Terry's Acura at the Ralph's on western.

PLEASE: No stolen equipment brought to rehearsals, what you do on your own time should not cost a fellow band member (who was just dropping you off on his way home) a night in the back of a police car.

Once you come out to a rehearsal you'll see who we are and all will be made right in the universe

If these stipulations don't apply to you please contact us.
do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
post id: 4929392815 posted: 6 days ago

^ totally wants Blake back in the band

Wanted- 3M to return to communicating.

3M is using and endless shape memory alloy belt on an extruder or
calender line. If this infringes on patent #6024907 it isn't authorized.
The following history the CEO has been made aware of. Names of individuals
(P. I. s) that infringed on patentee's rights in the last score years will soon
be published. This was a waste of stock holder money. Was taxpayer money wasted?

In May of 1974 patentee, recovered from a nervous breakdown 2 years
early, proposed a design using an endless belt. The design was based on old
patents such as #2849752 of 1958 which were mentioned at the following meeting.
This meeting , originally scheduled for the 3M Center, was changed by 3M to the
Holiday Inn in St. Paul for the afternoon of May 22, 1974. Patentee left the meeting
after a stranger walked into the room and adjusted the curtains and left. 3M's answer
to this meeting is attached. No design drawings were every sent to 3M although requested.

Extra Large custom exotic art already framed