we learned about fuckin magnets in like 4th grade but i do not remember how they work
― hoos hoos hudio (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 9 April 2010 05:29 (fourteen years ago) link
miracles afaic
you might've missed mr icp being lauched out of a woman's crotch at 0:46, "the birth of my kids"
― samosa gibreel, Friday, 9 April 2010 05:30 (fourteen years ago) link
more drifted than launched tbh
― forgive me fada (acoleuthic), Friday, 9 April 2010 05:32 (fourteen years ago) link
dying @ this
― dmr, Friday, 9 April 2010 05:32 (fourteen years ago) link
deej otm abt the headnod
― dmr, Friday, 9 April 2010 05:33 (fourteen years ago) link
that video is irrefutable proof that this is indeed the best of all possible worlds
― ksh, Friday, 9 April 2010 05:34 (fourteen years ago) link
whiney i think you're missing the point, the line immediately after the one quoted in the thread title is
and i don't wanna talk to a scientist/ya'll mothafuckas lying, and getting me pissed
― samosa gibreel, Friday, 9 April 2010 05:34 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i40.tinypic.com/2i8bvxw.png
― fuckin' rainbows! (latebloomer), Friday, 9 April 2010 06:06 (fourteen years ago) link
A walleye to a pelicanIn Frisco once I fed:It was a fuckin bitchass bird,And 'mid my fanny pack it stirred,Trying to eat my cell phone.
― broa super (unregistered), Friday, 9 April 2010 06:09 (fourteen years ago) link
A wonderful bird is the pelican,His mouth can hold more than his belly can,He can hold in his beak,Enough food for a week.And fuck you bitch-ass faggots, juggalo for life
― fuckin' raggett... how does that work? (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 9 April 2010 06:13 (fourteen years ago) link
ha
― broa super (unregistered), Friday, 9 April 2010 06:15 (fourteen years ago) link
I know how magnets work
― steev reich (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 9 April 2010 06:42 (fourteen years ago) link
plant a little seed, and nature grows
― steev reich (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 9 April 2010 06:43 (fourteen years ago) link
I fed a pelican in Reno just to watch him die.
― I don't need a bonghit. (ctrl-s), Friday, 9 April 2010 07:03 (fourteen years ago) link
I shot a fish in Frisco as he stole my phone.
lol'd my ass off at this
― Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Friday, 9 April 2010 07:14 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
― I don't need a bonghit. (ctrl-s), Friday, 9 April 2010 07:42 (fourteen years ago) link
the best ever psychopathic records band out of dentonwere a couple of juggaloswho'd been friends since elementary school
― steev reich (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 9 April 2010 07:46 (fourteen years ago) link
if we have to go there let's at least respect the meter
the best ever clown makeup band outta Houstonhad been down with the clownsince their grade school'd expelled them
― Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Friday, 9 April 2010 08:24 (fourteen years ago) link
For once, when at the Frisco bay,with Faygo and in pensive mood,a pelican my cellphone ateor tried to, which I thought was rude;And then my heart with pleasure fills,to recognize these mirakills.
dying
― GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Friday, 9 April 2010 09:52 (fourteen years ago) link
fuckin rainbows.
― FC Tom Tomsk Club (Merdeyeux), Friday, 9 April 2010 12:48 (fourteen years ago) link
Yo Shaggy: sho nuff is a fuckin miracle your boys look just like you, 'cause I nailed yo' bitch.
― bendy, Friday, 9 April 2010 13:19 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/miracle-of-birth-occurs-for-83-billionth-time,775/
― Lift Your Skinny Jeans Like Antennas to Heaven (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 9 April 2010 13:22 (fourteen years ago) link
There was a time when rainbow, crowd, and stream,The dirt, and every common sight,To me did seemA goddamn unbelievable fucking miracle.
― INSUFFICIENT FUN (bernard snowy), Friday, 9 April 2010 14:10 (fourteen years ago) link
LET us go then, you and I, When the evening is spread out against the sky Like a patient etherised upon a table; Let us go, through certain half-deserted streets, The muttering retreats Of restless nights in one-night cheap hotels And sawdust restaurants with oyster-shells: Streets that follow like a tedious argument Of insidious intent To lead you to an overwhelming question …Fucking magnets, how do they work?
― fuck in rainbows, ☔ (dyao), Friday, 9 April 2010 14:18 (fourteen years ago) link
YES
― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 April 2010 14:20 (fourteen years ago) link
curious to know how troo kult juggalos responded to this (it's been out for a while now, yeah?)
― GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Friday, 9 April 2010 14:21 (fourteen years ago) link
The apparition of these rainbows in the sky;Cellphones in a wet bird's mouth.
― INSUFFICIENT FUN (bernard snowy), Friday, 9 April 2010 14:29 (fourteen years ago) link
Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Juggalo
― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 April 2010 14:36 (fourteen years ago) link
IAmong twenty snowy mountains,The only moving thingWas the eye of the juggalo.
III was of three minds,Like a treeIn which there are three fuckin juggalos, bitch.
IIIThe juggalo whirled in the Faygo fountain.It was a small part of the pantomime.
IVA man and a womanAre one.A man and a woman and a juggaloAre one.
How the fuck does that work?
VI do not know which to prefer,The beauty of inflectionsOr the beauty of innuendoes,The juggalo rappingOr just after.
VI
Icicles filled the long windowWith barbaric glass.The shadow of the juggaloCrossed it, to and fro.The moodTraced in the shadowAn indecipherable cause.
VIIO thin men of Haddam,Why do you imagine golden birds?Do you not see how the juggaloWalks around the feetOf the women about you?
VIIII know noble accentsAnd lucid, inescapable rhythms;But I know, too,That the juggalo is involvedIn what I know.
IXWhen the pelican flew out of sight,It marked the edgeOf one of many circlesThat son-of-a-bitch stole my cell phone
XAt the sight of FaygoFlying in a green light,Even the bawds of euphonyWould cry out sharply.
XIHe rode over ConnecticutIn a glass coach.Once, a fear pierced him,In that he mistookThe shadow of his equipageFor juggalos.
XIIThe river is moving.The juggalo must be high.
XIIIIt was evening all afternoon.It was snowingAnd it was going to snow.The juggalo satIn the cedar-limbsSmoking the fattest blunt you've ever seen.
― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 April 2010 14:40 (fourteen years ago) link
wild pelican andthe golden gate o'er watera lost ringtone chimes
― GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Friday, 9 April 2010 14:45 (fourteen years ago) link
Hope is the thing with feathersThat perches in the soul,And tries to eat my cell phone,And never stops at all,
― max, Friday, 9 April 2010 14:47 (fourteen years ago) link
so much dependsupon
a fat juggalo
glazed with freshfaygo
beside the whitebitches.
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 9 April 2010 15:06 (fourteen years ago) link
XDDDDDDDDDDD
― forgive me fada (acoleuthic), Friday, 9 April 2010 15:09 (fourteen years ago) link
This is just to sayI have eaten the cellphonethat wasin your hand
and whichyou were probablysavingfor a phone call
Forgive meit was deliciousmaybe you could get it outusing some sort of magnet?
― free to spay anything (DJ Mencap), Friday, 9 April 2010 15:11 (fourteen years ago) link
there once was a clown named 2 dopewho stood on a bridge held by ropefeeding fish to a birdhe adored the absurd but when it went for his cell...haha, NOPE!
― da croupier, Friday, 9 April 2010 15:14 (fourteen years ago) link
DJ Mencap, I am applauding
― forgive me fada (acoleuthic), Friday, 9 April 2010 15:15 (fourteen years ago) link
this thread, u guys :D
― ~cankles~ (ice cr?m), Friday, 9 April 2010 15:17 (fourteen years ago) link
Jesus Christ Mr. Que this is too funny
― Miracles (acoustic version) (Ówen P.), Friday, 9 April 2010 15:21 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.hulu.com/watch/113213/saturday-night-live-underground-festival
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 April 2010 15:28 (fourteen years ago) link
^ (funny Gathering of the Jaggalos parody)
^ this thread is funnier
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 9 April 2010 15:29 (fourteen years ago) link
Open here I flung the shitter, when, with many a fart and titter,In there stepped an ugly pelican of the fugly days of yore.Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;But, with mien of Juggalo or lass, ate my cellphone, I got sore -Perched upon the Great Milenko just above my outhouse door -Perched, and sat, and nothing more.
Then this lame-ass bird beguiling my sad clownface into smiling,By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,`Though in your beak my phone has haven, thou,' I said, `art sure no craven.Ghastly annoying dumb pelican wandering from the Bayside shore -Tell me what thy lordly name is on SF's Plutonian shore!'Quoth the pelican, `Fuck you dude.'
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 April 2010 15:30 (fourteen years ago) link
fukkin Raggetts, how do they work?
― my heart will goon (some dude), Friday, 9 April 2010 15:31 (fourteen years ago) link
LOL
― GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Friday, 9 April 2010 15:31 (fourteen years ago) link
`Twas brillig, and the fuckin' toves Did gyre and gimble in this bitch.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 April 2010 15:40 (fourteen years ago) link
okay I was off the ICP train long before this song came out so I had no idea how hilarious it was
― Wood shavings! Laughing out loud! (HI DERE), Friday, 9 April 2010 15:41 (fourteen years ago) link
also why has no one called out the "beatboxing" in the coda, which sounds suspiciously like "bored sound engineer making fart noises"
― Wood shavings! Laughing out loud! (HI DERE), Friday, 9 April 2010 15:47 (fourteen years ago) link
seeing it the first time immediately reminded me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buqtdpuZxvk
― Bastards of Young Dro, Friday, 9 April 2010 15:49 (fourteen years ago) link
see what happens when you make the mistake of having eyes and ears
― henceforth we eat truffle fries (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Saturday, 29 May 2010 18:27 (thirteen years ago) link
http://memegenerator.net/Douchebag-Giraffe/ImageMacro/976553/Douchebag-Giraffe-LIKE-VIOLENT-J-SAID-PEEP-THE-GIRAFFE.jpg
― Can the XBox 360 endure a virgin birth? (jamescobo), Monday, 31 May 2010 07:01 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji8N6sOS1Io
― INSUFFICIENT FUN (bernard snowy), Monday, 31 May 2010 10:44 (thirteen years ago) link
Are you guys trying to get people to remove bookmarks with these shitty youtubes?
― Fetchboy, Monday, 31 May 2010 10:51 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.facebook.com/pages/FCKN-MAGNETS-HOW-DO-THEY-WORK/112338972123265http://www.facebook.com/pages/Knowing-How-Magnets-Work/120078281341206
― PappaWheelie V, Monday, 31 May 2010 12:47 (thirteen years ago) link
the one I posted continues to blow my mind each time I watch it
― INSUFFICIENT FUN (bernard snowy), Monday, 31 May 2010 21:35 (thirteen years ago) link
shaggy is GOING OFF on twitter
http://twitter.com/shaggytoodope
― m@tt h (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 18 June 2010 16:22 (thirteen years ago) link
@KimKardashian seems sad innocent people have those diseases and you dont
― hoes on my dick cos my groceries bagged (tpp), Friday, 18 June 2010 16:27 (thirteen years ago) link
@spencerpratt Seriously man why did you let your wife soon to beex-wife do that shit to her face? She looks like a melted wax figure
― m@tt h (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 18 June 2010 16:33 (thirteen years ago) link
@CBforJobSeekers youre site is horrible, half of the "jobs" are training agencies selling training products
― kkvgz, Friday, 18 June 2010 16:49 (thirteen years ago) link
truth bomb^
― m@tt h (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 18 June 2010 17:19 (thirteen years ago) link
fuckin scansion
how does it work
― silby, Saturday, 24 July 2010 04:28 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i27.tinypic.com/732naq.jpg
― Mosquepanik at Ground Zero (abanana), Saturday, 24 July 2010 05:51 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.chicagoreader.com/TheBlog/archives/2010/07/27/everything-youve-always-wanted-to-know-about-juggalos-but-were-afraid-to-ask
― mysticalsitarsnsnakesflyingaroundonArjuna'scartbuiltofshardsofacid (jdchurchill), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 21:55 (thirteen years ago) link
The talk starts at 9 PM and you must be 21.
Sounds like a party.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 21:57 (thirteen years ago) link
Maybe next year you'll be able to go, Ned.
― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 22:49 (thirteen years ago) link
At long last I will be of age.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 22:52 (thirteen years ago) link
strong follow up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKlpMxBX-jk
― I DIED, Sunday, 5 September 2010 01:07 (thirteen years ago) link
that sounds like Smashmouth
― GO YOU RAYS (jamescobo), Sunday, 5 September 2010 03:57 (thirteen years ago) link
it does, but "we can have fun/let our nuts hang by the water" is quality
― gross rainbow of haerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Sunday, 5 September 2010 14:59 (thirteen years ago) link
haha, ok, that's pretty great. I wouldn't give up "Steal My Sunshine" for it but today's teens need a feel-good anthem.
I like how many long stretches of it actually discuss really innocuous fun, so it's not like the momentary lapses into profanity and drugs aren't corny punchlines like "oh ha, he set it up talking about hot dogs and roller coasters and the last line of the verse was about fucking" - - you just get the sense that grilling cheeseburgers actually is as important to Juggalo Island as smoking spliffs with cops.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 5 September 2010 15:42 (thirteen years ago) link
er, "aren't" should be "are" up there
I'm OK with this as long as the next video has more animation and fewer Juggalos.
― skip, Sunday, 5 September 2010 16:29 (thirteen years ago) link
I feel the exact opposite of that. In fact, I wish the next video wouldn't even include ICP themselves, just juggalos. And no ICP music either. Just interviews with them, maybe a tour of their house in Hazel Park. That'd be my favorite ICP video ever.
― filthy dylan, Sunday, 5 September 2010 16:55 (thirteen years ago) link
these people are so gross, i feel bad for them how theyre left out of society and dont even get to be cool
― ice cr?m, Monday, 6 September 2010 03:14 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.insaneclownposse.com/radioedits/icp_this_halloween_is_crazy_radio_edit.wma
― Duran (Doran), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 16:50 (thirteen years ago) link
this got a couple laughs outta me:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSSAD-0m6hc
― haven't you people ever heard of theodor a-goddamn-dorno (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 17:25 (thirteen years ago) link
― I don't need a bonghit. (ctrl-s), Friday, April 9, 2010 3:03 AM Bookmark
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 24 October 2010 17:31 (thirteen years ago) link
^^^ thread highlight for me
http://thenextweb.com/facebook/2015/09/04/facebooks-newest-product-helps-educators-track-students-progress/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+TheNextWeb+%28The+Next+Web+All+Stories%29
http://cdn1.tnwcdn.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/1/files/2015/09/PLP_Focus_Area_View-e1441351647184.png
― j., Friday, 4 September 2015 13:21 (eight years ago) link
this song still rules
― soyrev, Friday, 4 September 2015 13:46 (eight years ago) link
this song/video makes me feel better when I'm feeling bad until they get to the scientists line and then I go back to feeling bad again
― tremendous crime wave and killing wave (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 4 September 2015 14:02 (eight years ago) link
oh this is where we did the poems
― Yul Brynner playing table tennis with a deviled kidney (imago), Friday, 4 September 2015 14:04 (eight years ago) link
This song has definitely gotten stuck in my head before
― skip, Friday, 4 September 2015 14:37 (eight years ago) link
I think the pelican line is great, of course, but "Crows, ghosts, the midnight coast, the wonders of the world, mysteries the most!" gets my vote because... ghosts? Also, there is a matching ghost in the video, which makes it even better. And then also, crows? Of all of the miraculous birds out there, he picked crows?
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Monday, April 12, 2010 11:01 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
was thinking about this song, and this post, like two days ago in the backyard while marveling at how interesting the morning-glory looked up close.
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Friday, 4 September 2015 15:08 (eight years ago) link