"GOTHICK 4 LIFE, BITCH"

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IMMEDIACY!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 15:44 (twenty years ago) link

Wow that's fantastic!

Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 15:45 (twenty years ago) link

Haha all modern goths are trance fans, they just don't realise it!

Ricardo (RickyT), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 15:45 (twenty years ago) link

I thought the Bauhaus poster would have been in the original..

Baaderist (Fabfunk), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 15:48 (twenty years ago) link

Hi-larious. I never had a goth stage, dammit. I should start now.

Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 15:52 (twenty years ago) link

This one is pretty great:
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0086/0086_01.asp

Baaderist (Fabfunk), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 16:18 (twenty years ago) link

"Marcie, don't be a pussy. You are whinier than my livejournal" is thee best line.

donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 16:23 (twenty years ago) link

Indeed!

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 16:23 (twenty years ago) link

there was a "personal of the day" on some website's sidebar recently that featured Kittyvibes, whose come-on runs thus: "if I could be anywhere right now I'd be in Japan, wearing a huge poofy gothic Lolita dress" wtf is a huge poofy gothic Lolita dress

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 16:26 (twenty years ago) link

don't ask, dude.

teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 16:29 (twenty years ago) link

"Roll saving throw against BEATDOWN!"

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 16:31 (twenty years ago) link

[*] [*] [*]
ooops. Botch.

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 17:23 (twenty years ago) link

entire thread takes 1d20 points of damage.

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 17:24 (twenty years ago) link

doompha doompha

Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 17:24 (twenty years ago) link

"HAHA CLASSIC. I wonder if my friend who has a goth parody band has seen this."
what's the band's name? my friend andy and i are starting a goth parody band called "terror for president"

Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 18:09 (twenty years ago) link

genius.

"Skinny Doggie"

martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 18:16 (twenty years ago) link

My favorite PANEL is of course:

http://www.epsilonminus.com/darquedungeon/dd_15.gif

Where's Julio?

donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 18:16 (twenty years ago) link

Ha ha classic!

I don't know if I should be laughing though, because my mom was making fun of me yesterday for looking too goth.

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 18:19 (twenty years ago) link

! You'd think you could get beyond parents questioning your mode of dress at some point.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 18:51 (twenty years ago) link

As for my favorite panel, for the detail up in the upper left corner:

http://www.epsilonminus.com/darquedungeon/dd_5.gif

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 18:51 (twenty years ago) link

what's the band's name? my friend andy and i are starting a goth parody band called "terror for president"

They're The Gothsicles.

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 18:56 (twenty years ago) link

! You'd think you could get beyond parents questioning your mode of dress at some point.

It's not how I was dressed, I kind of overdid with my hair and now it is a really intense red. So she was just kind of joking with me, but I suppose it does look kind of goth.

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:06 (twenty years ago) link

Time to do the spider dance!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:20 (twenty years ago) link

I like my music HARD and DARK, like my fucking soul!

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:21 (twenty years ago) link

GRRR.

There should be a Rough Guide to hip-hop/pop videos that are goth.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:24 (twenty years ago) link

NKOTB's "The Right Stuff": based simply on Jordan wearing the Bauhaus shirt.

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:26 (twenty years ago) link

The essential starting point, but what would the rest be?

(MC Hammer's Addams Family theme song NOT to thread.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:27 (twenty years ago) link

thriller to thread

Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:29 (twenty years ago) link

There was that Backstreet Boys video "Everybody" that was all ghouled out.

donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:29 (twenty years ago) link

and of course, ROCKWELL "Somebody's Watching Me"

donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:30 (twenty years ago) link

Hm...new thread time I think!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:31 (twenty years ago) link

(Ok, that's not really hip-hop/pop...sorry)

(Ned is on it)

donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:31 (twenty years ago) link

Go forth and post.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:34 (twenty years ago) link

the line about Stabbing Westward is my fave

rejoinder, Thursday, 5 February 2004 03:59 (twenty years ago) link

Gothic Black Poofy Lolita Dress:

http://ew2.lysator.liu.se/loth/p/i/piechal/dress.jpg

Dave M. (rotten03), Thursday, 5 February 2004 04:14 (twenty years ago) link

Yes, I loved the lyrics to Headhunter surreptitiously in the corner also =) Great strip, this.

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 5 February 2004 05:43 (twenty years ago) link

I'm starting a noise group called FeindFlug.

donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 5 February 2004 05:45 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.feindflug.freeservers.com/images/djw.jpg

...., Thursday, 5 February 2004 13:35 (twenty years ago) link

ANGST!

Kingfish Funyun (Kingfish), Thursday, 5 February 2004 13:37 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.shadowfae.com/egl_dress2.jpg

Baaderist (Fabfunk), Thursday, 5 February 2004 13:44 (twenty years ago) link

I think I want to make that link my homepage.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 5 February 2004 17:27 (twenty years ago) link

I'm getting "GOTHICK FOR LIFE, BITCH" tatooed on my ankle.

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 5 February 2004 18:00 (twenty years ago) link

forehead all the way¡

dyson (dyson), Thursday, 5 February 2004 18:07 (twenty years ago) link

4, not for.

i bought a goth fanzine at a gig last night, it's rub, but it has a little furry bit on the front, which is nice...

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Friday, 6 February 2004 11:09 (twenty years ago) link

Yes, the 4 makes the sentence -- I can't believed I overlooked it.

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 6 February 2004 13:29 (twenty years ago) link

EFIL 4 KCIHTOG!

Baaderist (Fabfunk), Friday, 6 February 2004 13:31 (twenty years ago) link

G!F!L! EFIL4KCIHTOG! G!F!L!

Scott Ian (Dan Perry), Friday, 6 February 2004 14:23 (twenty years ago) link

Now we're talking.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 February 2004 14:43 (twenty years ago) link

This is the first time I've bookmarked a link from ilx. Golden.

Enrique (Enrique), Friday, 6 February 2004 14:44 (twenty years ago) link

AWESOME.

geeta (geeta), Friday, 6 February 2004 14:55 (twenty years ago) link

I'll fucking kill anyone who opposes the countercultural assault of noise music

WITH MY BARE FUCKING HANDS

xero (xero), Sunday, 10 September 2006 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

I still love those lyrics to Headhunter in the corner. Classic, this is.

Trayce (trayce), Monday, 11 September 2006 00:42 (seventeen years ago) link

A couple of friends of mine have started a band called Gotht@rd. They have a song called 'Only my Heart is Blacker than my Soul'. They're on myspace if you can bear to look.

rattusnorvegicus (ratty!!), Monday, 11 September 2006 02:56 (seventeen years ago) link

"3. Throw out that fucking top hat."

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 11 September 2006 11:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Feindflug rulez.

I never noticed the bauhaus poster on marcie's wall before, har.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 11 September 2006 15:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Ari Polarity is fun-e. "I'm like totally disobeying my parents!"* *Ephesians 6:1-3

Abbott (Abbott), Monday, 11 September 2006 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

I think this is my fave ILX thread.

Baaderonixx: the lost ILX years (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 09:06 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...
bump

stet (stet), Monday, 6 November 2006 01:10 (seventeen years ago) link

The server for the Darque Dungeon site has been down for a while. I hope to god the site isn't gone forever, because it is awesome and because I have a friend who DESPERATELY NEEDS Darque Dungeon in his life NOW. Does anyone know of a mirror site? I googled and couldn't find one. Thanking you from the bottom of my hard and dark fucking soul.

xero (xero), Monday, 6 November 2006 01:22 (seventeen years ago) link

I think that just happened today! I had an image linked on my myspace and today it feld this moratl coil, leaving only a box with a red x in its wake.

Abbott (Abbott), Monday, 6 November 2006 01:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I haven't been able to access the DD page since before Halloween.

(IIRC there was a note on that page from the creator specifically asking people NOT to hotlink images because of bandwidth problems.)

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS UNHOLY, COME BACK, DARQUE DUNGEON! THERE ARE STILL PEOPLE WHO HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU AND DIRELY NEED TO!

xero (xero), Monday, 6 November 2006 01:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Notice: This domain name expired on 11/01/06 and is pending renewal or deletion

;_;

xero (xero), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 03:38 (seventeen years ago) link

"GOTHICK 4UNTIL MY DOMAIN EXPIRES, BITCH"

mei (mei), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 09:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey, this still works:

http://web.archive.org/web/20051013065225/http://www.epsilonminus.com/darquedungeon/

clotpoll (Clotpoll), Thursday, 9 November 2006 04:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh thank god someone provided me with a link that worked. I have now laughed myself silly. Especially the NIN part killed me.

A Chocolate Ball of Sweet Confectionary Fire (Bimble...), Thursday, 9 November 2006 04:46 (seventeen years ago) link

"Dear God, I apologize for acting like such a dickhead ... I am sorry I talked all that shit on the internet."

Thanks, clotpoll!

xero (xero), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:39 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

I guess it's back!

Mackro Mackro, Thursday, 22 November 2007 09:23 (sixteen years ago) link

five months pass...

yup

Mackro Mackro, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 02:13 (fifteen years ago) link

This is still some of the funniest shit ever.

HI DERE, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 02:18 (fifteen years ago) link

OTM BEEEAAATCHEZ

Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 02:21 (fifteen years ago) link

"Let's go pick up some guys in rubber clothes!"
"That sounds great!"

every line here has its ebb and flow.

Mackro Mackro, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 02:22 (fifteen years ago) link

nickalicious called it, but "Roll saving throw against BEATDOWN"!

Mackro Mackro, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 02:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Still love the Headhunter lyrics in the corner. I've probly said that about six times on this thread by now.

Trayce, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 05:43 (fifteen years ago) link

Also lol at "not enough people are supporting the scene these days" because THATS ALL THE GOTHS I KNOW EVER BITCH ABOUT.

Trayce, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 05:45 (fifteen years ago) link

lol @ wumpscut logo in suicide note

latebloomer, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 09:10 (fifteen years ago) link

three months pass...

"(She mustn't discover I'm a trance fan!)"

HI DERE, Friday, 22 August 2008 20:52 (fifteen years ago) link

Appropriate to revive this when I just discovered THESE guys were still around.

Sounds Like: Blue smoke drifting in dark rooms, black clad girls hovering like cats, and the hum of electric guitars as immense as the leviathan.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 August 2008 20:59 (fifteen years ago) link

lolololololol Kitchen Whore Records

I love the fact that they seem to be allergic to kickdrum.

HI DERE, Friday, 22 August 2008 21:02 (fifteen years ago) link

Anyway, I have now also revived this thread too.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 August 2008 21:07 (fifteen years ago) link

four months pass...

http://rtf319.blogspot.com/2005/03/darque-dungeon.html


darque dungeon

I just ran across this comic, which is a remix of one of those fire-and-brimstone "Chick Tracts." It has a lot of foul language, and you may find it offensive, but I was rolling with laughter. I think my favorite parts are the Bauhaus logo pasted into Maggie's bedroom and when the dark-haired woman announces that she'll "kill anyone who opposes the countercultural assault of noise music." I'm not sure if I agree with the comic's message though. I played D&D in middle school and frequented a goth club as a teenager, and I didn't turn out weird.

Anyway, this deals with class in the sense of Berger's idea of situatedness, and we'll be talking more about bricolage and appropriation in a few weeks.

"Sustainability Sucks" T's Ahoy For Urban Outfitters Bootches (Mackro Mackro), Tuesday, 23 December 2008 22:01 (fifteen years ago) link

three years pass...

Feindflug rules!

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Thursday, 1 November 2012 16:03 (eleven years ago) link

http://open.spotify.com/track/7ccrkbDtqILRYKRVZrDqIw

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Thursday, 1 November 2012 21:04 (eleven years ago) link

I'm going to go out and buy a bunch of power noise CDs

so boys will like me!

sug ones (omar little), Thursday, 1 November 2012 21:10 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk2Pr9jXCr8

Major hat tip to Thomas Tallis Posse

ma ck ro ma ck ro (mackro mackro), Thursday, 20 March 2014 03:37 (ten years ago) link

two years pass...

uh how did I miss this trailer

¶ (DJP), Monday, 24 October 2016 19:08 (seven years ago) link

http://www.darkdungeonsthemovie.com/

brownie, Monday, 24 October 2016 19:23 (seven years ago) link


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