fire, water, air and dirt / fukkin magnets / how do they work?

you assholes ruined my favorite magnet

you assholed magnetised my favorite thread

you assholed, magnetised my favorite thread

you assholed, magnetised my favorite thread

im not going out of my way to NOT mention dude just bcuz im worried about tame al shipley zings

this shit is beneath you dude just fyi

also, we need to poll whose fault it is that this kickass thread got fucked up & these are your poll options:

1. hipsters
2. gucci mane, the greatest rapper of all time
3. magnets

actually can I just

if you think i'm the only person who shakes their head at your gucci fetish and your white whale vendetta against whiney for the one time a year ago that he mischaracterized gucci mane fans, then i'm happy to withhold my tame zings and let everyone else just laugh at your stubborn bullshit

I guess I left out william carles williams

Insane Clown Gucci

Mane

my god what did u monsters do to this thread, isnt there anywhere on the internet hipsters like myself can zing underprivileged clowns in peace

gonna try to get this shit back on track

http://i43.tinypic.com/15prghk.gif

I guess I left out william carles williams

― Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Monday, April 12, 2010 9:02 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark

ahem

http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/PB122880.jpg

'willim garlos cilliams' has by now fully supplanted the real name fwiw

at least, within my consciousness, although 'william carles williams' is a game stab

this quote seems relevant to the thread

Unfortunately, to get many of the jokes on Hipster Runoff, you have to have some knowledge of hipster culture, at which point, you become part of the joke.

we are all hipster enablers fyi

Willem Guitarlos Killems

Willy 'Miracles' Williams

Gunther Gebel Williams

http://www.karwanphotos.com/images/Celebraties/GuntherWilliams.jpg

not to revive this thread to dwell more in deej land, but i never said or implied "hipster" even once in the kevin smith clusterfuck, so you can put "exhibit b" in a drawer

stfu about hipsters, u awful nerds. this is why we can't have nice things

deej never gave me his AIM address when i asked. :( it would def be more beneficial to the board if we worked this out between ourselves

some hipster mccarthyism going on itt

fyi if you have posted itt you are a hipster :( sorry

deejs sn is: hipstergucci6969

also just so were clear, itt i was making fun of icp for being poor

what happened? i am confused

btw there are apparently a bunch of positive reviews for the newest ICP album, which is completely blowing my mind

blowing your mind as much as magnets

miracles, they're everywhere

somewhere in the sands of the desert
A shape with doughy body and facepaint of a clown,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Reel shadows of the cell phone-filled pelicans.

I'll let somebody else work out how to make the blood-dimmed tide a giant wave of black cherry Faygo. I'm just trying to help the community heal.

what rough clown

woah this thread.

also, we need to poll whose fault it is that this kickass thread got fucked up & these are your poll options:

1. hipsters
2. gucci mane, the greatest rapper of all time
3. magnets

― Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Monday, April 12, 2010 8:30 AM Bookmark

When in doubt, I blame 4. scientists

"I fell in love with the first cute girl that I met who could appreciate Georges Bataille/Standing at Swedish festival discussing "Story of the Eye"

― estela artois (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 April 2010 06:37 (9 hours ago)

they're like animals, I tell ya!

I met a down-as-fuck young Jugalette
Who said: Two men, one vast, one lean, both clowns,
dance in the bluescreen. Near them, on the set,
pissed off, a veterinarian, whose frown
And wrinkled lip, and pelican in hand,
Ought to be sculpted for posterity:
And to that sculpture, clown makeup applied,
And Faygo sprayed, and hatchetman engraved,
And on the pedestal, these words well-tagged:
"My name is Shaggy 2 Dope, since you asked.
How in the fuck do magnets even work?"
Nothing beside concerns you. Round the sight
Of that colossal, incoherent vision,
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

fucking A <3

Hahaha worth the wait A+!

A juggalo is but a paltry thing,
Clown makeup on a stick, unless

I'm watching "A Family Underground" today. Anyone here seen it?

max you need to bite the bullet and finish your work imo

that is no country for scientists

and therefore I have sailed the seas and come
to frisco bay

lol'd @ "no country for scientists"

the lols, they are many

You do not do, you do not do,
any more, clown shoe,
in which I've been dancing in place
for thirty years, poor and white
when I started, now richer than Croesus, it's true.

J0hn D., that was as good as your first effort, which was pretty fucking delightful. Those and "This Is Just to Say, Bitches" upthread have completely made my day.

xp OMG

was waiting for ozymandias to make an appearance