13 Ways of Looking at a Juggalo
― tylerw, Monday, 12 April 2010 19:44 (fourteen years ago) link
Shaggy, murder, murder, murder you.You died before I had time--Magnet-heavy, a bag full of God,Ghastly clown with one gay toeBig as a Frisco pelican
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Monday, 12 April 2010 19:44 (fourteen years ago) link
these woods are lovely dark and deepthey are a fukkin miracle
I was going to write exactly this, lol
― Bear Ana Gasteyer (HI DERE), Monday, 12 April 2010 19:46 (fourteen years ago) link
Que did that one upthread, his concluding stanzas were fucking brilliant iirc
― Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Monday, 12 April 2010 19:46 (fourteen years ago) link
TO what purpose, pelican, do you return again?Miracles are not enough.You can no longer quiet my phone with the rednessOf big beak opening stickily.I know what I know.The sun is hot on my neck as I observeThe spikes of fukkin' flowersThe smell of the earth is good.It is apparent that there is no death.But what does that fukkin' mean?Not only under ground are the brains of menEaten by magnetsLife in itselfIs magicA fukkin' rainbow, a flight of pyramid stairsIt is enough that yearly, down this hill,ShaggyComes like a scientist, babbling and strewing flowers.
― HOT DISH THYME MACHINE (jjjusten), Monday, 12 April 2010 19:47 (fourteen years ago) link
xpost oh shit! you're right.
― tylerw, Monday, 12 April 2010 19:49 (fourteen years ago) link
Once there were juggaloes in the campgrounds in the Midwest. You could see them standing in the amber light where the white edges of their makeup bled softly in the sun. They smelled of faygo on their hands. Painted and white and stoned. On their faces were clownish patterns that were maps of the world in its becoming. Maps and mazes. Of a thing which could not be put back. Not to be made right again. In the deep glens where they lived all juggaloes were older than man and they hummed of mystery.
― GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Monday, 12 April 2010 19:51 (fourteen years ago) link
wow^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 April 2010 19:54 (fourteen years ago) link
Whan that Faygo, with its shoures sweete,the floor of Zoot's hath soaked to the boardes,and bathed Violent J in swich licourof which virtu engendred is much fatte; when a blunt eek with its sweete smoakeinspired hath in every holt and heaththe juggalos, and the yonge sonne,doth, miracle straight-up, its half-cours ronne,and foule shitte transpireth in the vanneswhich rocketh in the Detroit parking lottes,so smeareth make up on yon 2XLs;and specially from from every shires endeof Michigan to Lansing East they wende,the wicked insane clownes for to seeke,that hem wolle holpen with their beats madd seke.
― Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Monday, 12 April 2010 19:57 (fourteen years ago) link
Eternal win
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 12 April 2010 19:58 (fourteen years ago) link
oh my fucking god
― HOT DISH THYME MACHINE (jjjusten), Monday, 12 April 2010 19:58 (fourteen years ago) link
Yay!!!
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Monday, 12 April 2010 19:58 (fourteen years ago) link
On first looking into Violent J's Faygo
MUCH have I travell’d in the realms of sound, And many goodly clown-faced MCs heard; Round many midwestern states have I learned Which bards in fealty to Puff are found. Oft of one wide waist did they expound That deep-brow’d soothsayer ruled as his demesne; Yet did I never breathe its pure serene Till I heard Violent J speak out loud. O, clowned! Then felt I like some bitch of the skies When a new miracle swims into his ken; Or like stout Carles when with eagle eyes He star’d at the blogosphere—and all his followers Look’d at each other with a wild surmise— Silent, upon a pouffe in Williamsburg.
― gucci magnet (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link
<3 <3 <3
love you, dude, esp.
the juggalos, and the yonge sonne,doth, miracle straight-up, its half-cours ronne,
― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 April 2010 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link
OMG
― GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Monday, 12 April 2010 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link
oops I appear to have posted that directly into the slipstream of greatness :/
― gucci magnet (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:01 (fourteen years ago) link
lololol fuck yes lj what is up, I was waiting for you to get here
― Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:02 (fourteen years ago) link
V. great Keats riff there.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 12 April 2010 20:03 (fourteen years ago) link
these are all awesome but just to be clear, we all realize that what is happening in this thread is called "filking", right
― Bear Ana Gasteyer (HI DERE), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm sure the Juggalo term for that sounds worse.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 12 April 2010 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link
mark linkous tribute display name
― pretty girl, filking a clown (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link
what is the emoticon for "clown w/one tear rolling down face"
― Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link
hey whiney you think you can get us a book deal?
― GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link
MUCH have I travell’d in the realms of sound, And many goodly clown-faced MCs heard;
the greatness of this should not go unremarked-upon imo
― Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:07 (fourteen years ago) link
has anyone done kubla khan btw
― pretty girl, filking a clown (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link
'declare a stately bio-dome'
― pretty girl, filking a clown (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link
lol
kinda want to send these to my mom (loves poetry), but then i'd have to explain juggaloes and i'm not sure....how to do that
― GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:12 (fourteen years ago) link
no kubla khan yet (isn't "xanadu" actually an ICP thing - no, wait, shangri-la), and have we had dover beach yet either? idk
― Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:12 (fourteen years ago) link
lol for a second I confused gbx and jjjusten and was about to say "dude I think you have the mom most likely to comprehend juggalos"
― Bear Ana Gasteyer (HI DERE), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link
thanks Dan
― the mom most likely to comprehend juggalos (J0hn D.), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link
aw now MY screen name doesn't make sense anymore
― Bear Ana Gasteyer (HI DERE), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:15 (fourteen years ago) link
I think you have the mom most likely to comprehend juggalos
poll
― goole, Monday, 12 April 2010 20:15 (fourteen years ago) link
Gladys 2 DopeMarcia J
― the mom most likely to comprehend juggalos (J0hn D.), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:16 (fourteen years ago) link
I am imagining explaining juggalos to my mom now
the giggles, they do everything
― Bear Ana Gasteyer (HI DERE), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:17 (fourteen years ago) link
in frisco bay did violent j a stately pelican to feed
― max, Monday, 12 April 2010 20:22 (fourteen years ago) link
a pouffe in Williamsburg
― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 April 2010 20:23 (fourteen years ago) link
It makes sense that when Mike E. Clark came back, they'd get some decent beats back again
Just heard this song... and, well, I think it makes sense that when ICP started ripping off The Knife, they'd get HI DERE's acclaim and eternal fandom back again. Skip to 3:40, enjoy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVmH4M7HbT4
― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:49 (fourteen years ago) link
you are high 24/7, right
― Bear Ana Gasteyer (HI DERE), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:51 (fourteen years ago) link
uh
― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:54 (fourteen years ago) link
sounds like a yes to me
― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 April 2010 20:54 (fourteen years ago) link
waht
― GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:54 (fourteen years ago) link
huh
― GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:55 (fourteen years ago) link
hey
― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 April 2010 20:55 (fourteen years ago) link
um
― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 April 2010 20:56 (fourteen years ago) link
all RIGHT!!!!!!
― GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:56 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah!!!
woo!
― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 April 2010 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link
family!
― the mom most likely to comprehend juggalos (J0hn D.), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:01 (fourteen years ago) link
man!
― steev reich (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:01 (fourteen years ago) link
*guitar solo*
― GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link