fire, water, air and dirt / fukkin magnets / how do they work?

Yay!!!

On first looking into Violent J's Faygo

MUCH have I travell’d in the realms of sound,
And many goodly clown-faced MCs heard;
Round many midwestern states have I learned
Which bards in fealty to Puff are found.
Oft of one wide waist did they expound
That deep-brow’d soothsayer ruled as his demesne;
Yet did I never breathe its pure serene
Till I heard Violent J speak out loud. O, clowned!
Then felt I like some bitch of the skies
When a new miracle swims into his ken;
Or like stout Carles when with eagle eyes
He star’d at the blogosphere—and all his followers
Look’d at each other with a wild surmise—
Silent, upon a pouffe in Williamsburg.

<3 <3 <3

love you, dude, esp.

the juggalos, and the yonge sonne,
doth, miracle straight-up, its half-cours ronne,

OMG

oops I appear to have posted that directly into the slipstream of greatness :/

lololol fuck yes lj what is up, I was waiting for you to get here

V. great Keats riff there.

these are all awesome but just to be clear, we all realize that what is happening in this thread is called "filking", right

I'm sure the Juggalo term for that sounds worse.

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these are all awesome but just to be clear, we all realize that what is happening in this thread is called "filking", right

what is the emoticon for "clown w/one tear rolling down face"

hey whiney you think you can get us a book deal?

MUCH have I travell’d in the realms of sound,
And many goodly clown-faced MCs heard;

the greatness of this should not go unremarked-upon imo

has anyone done kubla khan btw

'declare a stately bio-dome'

lol

kinda want to send these to my mom (loves poetry), but then i'd have to explain juggaloes and i'm not sure....how to do that

no kubla khan yet (isn't "xanadu" actually an ICP thing - no, wait, shangri-la), and have we had dover beach yet either? idk

lol for a second I confused gbx and jjjusten and was about to say "dude I think you have the mom most likely to comprehend juggalos"

thanks Dan

aw now MY screen name doesn't make sense anymore

I think you have the mom most likely to comprehend juggalos

poll

Gladys 2 Dope
Marcia J

I am imagining explaining juggalos to my mom now

the giggles, they do everything

in frisco bay did violent j a stately pelican to feed

a pouffe in Williamsburg

It makes sense that when Mike E. Clark came back, they'd get some decent beats back again

Just heard this song... and, well, I think it makes sense that when ICP started ripping off The Knife, they'd get HI DERE's acclaim and eternal fandom back again. Skip to 3:40, enjoy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVmH4M7HbT4

you are high 24/7, right

uh

sounds like a yes to me

waht

huh

hey

um

all RIGHT!!!!!!

yeah!!!

woo!

family!

man!

*guitar solo*

hungry

I rolled the last one you son of a bitch

Thank &^%$& for that, I was beginning to feel that I was out-intellectualised. You always use way to many papers!

too many papers, I mean

so after all these years it turns out that I am, in fact, down with the clown.

can i just say right now, if someone wants to start a tumblr called "The Unabridged Anthology Of Poetry Based On Insane Clown Posse's "Miracles" Video" and put all these poems in it; it will be on Hype Machine/Village Voice/Gawker, etc by the end of the week.

I'd do it but I already have a retarded tumblr

*registers theunabridgedanthologyofpoetrybasedoninsaneclownpossesmiraclesvideo.com*

I feel like I didn't really go in on my howl excerpt

we're just talking about turning j0hn d's posts into a book to make him freak out and leave, right

btw i have compiled almost all of the juggaloetry into a .txt

Can someone wrangle some Law & Order cast members (or voices of equal stature) into reciting these?