not everything has to be a book
― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 April 2010 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link
everyone would be bummed even if Vincent D'Onofrio busts out his crazy cadence on your rhymes?
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 12 April 2010 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link
The thread is the thread, it has already found its own best form.
― repugnant appearance, Irish background, not an animal (Jon Lewis), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link
whelp, that's the fun sucked right out of it
I'm outta this thread, peace everybody, it was fun while it lasted
― the mom most likely to comprehend juggalos (J0hn D.), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:53 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah john, god forbid someone re-post your poems to the internet
― i'm so j0rd with the u.S.a (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:53 (fourteen years ago) link
fwiw I do not condone posting these poems anywhere and was just looking for an excuse to type 'Gygax Luna Passantino' which has kinda a ring to it
― pretty girl, filking a clown (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:54 (fourteen years ago) link
why you gotta be like that whiney
just trying to fuckin chill on ilx, not get broader attn is all.
― the mom most likely to comprehend juggalos (J0hn D.), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:55 (fourteen years ago) link
oh relax it's not gonna be a blog!
I saved stuff because it's funny!
― GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:55 (fourteen years ago) link
all things must be transient. all things must be transient. all things must be transient.
― pretty girl, filking a clown (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:56 (fourteen years ago) link
But not all transients are things.
― repugnant appearance, Irish background, not an animal (Jon Lewis), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:57 (fourteen years ago) link
If only ICP could be stopped by the threat of broader attention, amazing videos about pelicans notwithstanding.
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 12 April 2010 21:57 (fourteen years ago) link
there's only one way to save this thread and restore ILX's honour
― pretty girl, filking a clown (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 22:01 (fourteen years ago) link
What pelican of magnets and aluminium bashed open their phones and ate up their brains and imagination?
Miracles! Solitude! Filth! Face paint! Ashcans and unobtainable dollars! Juggaloes screaming under the fukkin rainbows! Boys sobbing in bizzars! Old scientists weeping in the piss!
Miracles! Magic! Nightmare of Miracles! Miracles the loveless! Mental Miracles! Miracles the heavy judger of juggalos!
Miracles the incomprehensible prison! Miracles the crossbone soulless jailhouse and Congress of sorrows! Magic whose butterflies are judgement! Magic the vast neden of war! Fukkin the stunned governments! Bang! Pow! Boom!
Miracles whose mind is pure machinery! Miracles whose blood is running magic! Miracles whose fingers are joker card armies! Miracles whose breast is some sweet fat titties! Miracles whose ear is a smoking tomb!
Miracles whose eyes are a thousand blind windows! Miracles whose skyscrapers stand in the long streets like endless Shangri-La! Miracles whose factories dream and choke in their face paint! Miracles whose smokestacks and magic crown the fukkin cities!
Juggalettes whose love is endless oil and stone! Miracles whose soul is electricity and wank jokes! Miracles whose poverty is the specter of our customer fan base! Miracles whose fate is a cloud of sexless hydrogen, until they come party at next year's Gathering! Miracles whose name is the Mind! Fuck you scientists!
Miracles in whom I sit lonely! Miracles in whom I dream fundy Christian angels! Crazy in Miracles! Cocksucker in Eminem's crew! Lacklove and manless in I dunno, whatever!
Miracles who entered my soul early! Miracles in whom I am a consciousness without a body! Miracles who frightened me out of my natural ecstasy! Miracles whom I abandon! Wake up in Magic! Light streaming out of the sky and shit!
Miracles! Miracles! Robot apartments! invisable suburbs! skeleton treasuries! blind capitals! demonic industries! spectral nations! invincible madhouses! granite cocks! monstrous bombs!
They broke their backs lifting Miracles to Heaven! Pavements, trees, radios, tons! lifting the city to Heaven which exists and is everywhere about us!
Visions! omens! hallucinations! neden! miracles! ecstacies! gone down the American river!
Dreams! adorations! illuminations! religions! the whole boatload of sensitive bullshit!
Breakthroughs! over the river! flips and crucifixions! gone down the flood! Highs! Epiphanies! Despairs! Join the band wagon wigga it's a juggalo party! Ten years' animal screams and suicides! Minds! New loves! Mad generation! down on the rocks of Time! I stab people!
Real holy laughter in the river! They saw it all! the wild eyes! the holy yells! They bade farewell! They jumped off the roof! to solitude! waving! carrying flowers! Down to the river! into the street!
― he might have even have gone in. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 12 April 2010 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link
fuckin ILX threads/how do they work
― Shamandy Warhol (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 12 April 2010 22:05 (fourteen years ago) link
they work like magnets, like, obviously, duh...
― Convenience Fish (snoball), Monday, 12 April 2010 22:11 (fourteen years ago) link
holy fucking shit, a hoy hoy, that's...wow
― pretty girl, filking a clown (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 22:14 (fourteen years ago) link
Fukkin the stunned governments! Bang! Pow! Boom!
― pretty girl, filking a clown (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 22:15 (fourteen years ago) link
What the hell is that based on? I'm kind of guessing Patti Smith?
― repugnant appearance, Irish background, not an animal (Jon Lewis), Monday, 12 April 2010 22:18 (fourteen years ago) link
I was kinda hoping 'Miracles' replaced 'Zombies'
might be a David Icke rant tho
― pretty girl, filking a clown (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 22:19 (fourteen years ago) link
― repugnant appearance, Irish background, not an animal (Jon Lewis), Monday, 12 April 2010 23:18 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
2nd part of Howl?
― he might have even have gone in. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 12 April 2010 22:23 (fourteen years ago) link
The great thing is how much of the original still fits in nicely. I actually think I like Howl better as a JuggalOde.
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Monday, 12 April 2010 22:25 (fourteen years ago) link
FYI it might help if you had a screen name like "ilxor" you know. (Fuckin' screen names / how do they work?)
― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Monday, 12 April 2010 22:27 (fourteen years ago) link
I HAVE met them at close of dayComing with Faygo'd facesFrom couch or desk among greyPrefab suburb houses.I have passed with a throwing of the hornsOr trite bitch-ass whoops,Or have lingered awhile and formedTrite bitch-ass whoops,And thought before I had doneOf a rad Twitter hashtag or zingTo please my internet friendsAround the secret-board of the webforum,Being certain that they and IBut lived where Faygo is worn:All changed, changed utterly:A Juggalo beauty is born.
That b...woman's days were spentIn ignorant music-board,Her nights to meta wentUntil her mind grew bored.What girl more source of idyllWhen, young and molto bella,She posted then to WDYLL?This man had kept a tumblrWhere wing was shopped to horse;This other his helper and stanThought ICP weak sauce;One might have won fame in the end,Until his domain was creamed,Until his idea was ill-bought.This other man I had dreamedA wanton, suggest-ban-clad sort.He had done most bitter wrongTo some who are near my heart,Yet I number him in the song;He, too, has affirmed his partIn the circus of regret;He, too, has deemed magnets unknown,Cellphone pelican-met:A Juggalo beauty is born.
Hearts with one purpose aloneThrough summer and winter seemEnchanted to a crowNiagara Falls, the Pyramids, cleanAnd pure, fukkin rainbows, ghostsThe midnight coast, Frisco BayPure motherfukkin magic, right?The miracles of every day;Plant a seed in the groundAnd watch God spring it;A Dark Carnival's found,And fifteen thousand mosh within it;The fukkin shooting-stars dive,And UFOs come to call;Spring it, and sprung bitches thrive:Violent J's in the midst of all.
Too great a miracleCan turn a face into heartOr make Posse from peopleThat is Heaven's part, our partTo murmur lyric upon lyric,As a motherfucker names his verseWhen sick beats fall sickOn words that sick souls nurse.What is it but magic, yo?No, no, not trick but truth;Was that pelly wearin' Faygo?For bitches be uncouthAbout all that is blogged fo' sho'.We know their dream: crackOr they dreamed of the midnight coast;And what if excess of wackBewildered them till they died?I write it out in a verse -Maclean, oh MacleanAnd Krawczyk and MomusNow and in time to be,Wherever paint is worn,Are changed, changed utterly:A Juggalo beauty is born.
― pretty girl, filking a clown (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 23:08 (fourteen years ago) link
awesome sure lj but fyi faygo is a drink
― he might have even have gone in. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 12 April 2010 23:19 (fourteen years ago) link
dude!
― GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Monday, 12 April 2010 23:20 (fourteen years ago) link
for some reason I was lumbering under the assumption that Faygo was the facepaint - please read it that way :/
― pretty girl, filking a clown (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 23:21 (fourteen years ago) link
and yeah it is a drink. but
He, too, has deemed magnets unknown,Cellphone pelican-met:A Juggalo beauty is born.
a+
― GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Monday, 12 April 2010 23:21 (fourteen years ago) link
or maybe it's funnier if it sounds like they splash themselves with drinks as costume
the farty beatboxing at the end of this tune is the icing on the lol cake.
― max arrrrrgh, Monday, 12 April 2010 23:34 (fourteen years ago) link
if you think i'm the only person who shakes their head at your gucci fetish and your white whale vendetta against whiney for the one time a year ago that he mischaracterized gucci mane fans, then i'm happy to withhold my tame zings and let everyone else just laugh at your stubborn bullshit
― some dude, Monday, April 12, 2010 7:57 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
im not mad at whiney about anything to do w/ whatever he said about gucci a year ago, im mad because his hipster fetish is making otherwise pleasant threads unbearable, today
― The BoyBoy Big HOO$ (deej), Monday, 12 April 2010 23:51 (fourteen years ago) link
i know it like "lol thats our whiney" but imo if dude wants to not be treated a condescendingly as icp fans then he should get called on contributing boring bullshit when he brings it up
― The BoyBoy Big HOO$ (deej), Monday, 12 April 2010 23:52 (fourteen years ago) link
"today"
― i'm so j0rd with the u.S.a (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 April 2010 23:53 (fourteen years ago) link
"threads"
guys for fucking out loud take it someplace else
― pretty girl, filking a clown (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 23:54 (fourteen years ago) link
i'm so j0rd with the u.S.a
Just noticed this and had a good LOL.
― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Monday, 12 April 2010 23:57 (fourteen years ago) link
deej, i'm not gonna get into this again and ruin this thread more. I'm just going to reiterate (for the very last time) that I merely the word "hipsters" as a place holder for a word that doesn't really exist that accurately describes the ilx/williamsboard/alt-weekly/brooklynvegan FUBU circle of content creation and consumption.
Everyone else knew exactly what I meant, I have no idea why you are being such a pedant or a butthurt or a whatever the fuck you're being about it.
In short, just chill; you're making a big deal out of nothing. If you want the last word, I'll let you have it. I'm officially out of this discussion
― i'm so j0rd with the u.S.a (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 April 2010 23:58 (fourteen years ago) link
= **takes high road**
― The BoyBoy Big HOO$ (deej), Monday, 12 April 2010 23:59 (fourteen years ago) link
I was angry with my foe;I am no hipster juggalo
― underrated aerosmith albums I have loved, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 00:00 (fourteen years ago) link
i am suspicious of hipster juggalo rap, tbh.
― max arrrrrgh, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 00:23 (fourteen years ago) link
has anyone done kubla khan btw
― pretty girl, filking a clown (acoleuthic), Tuesday, April 13, 2010 4:09 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark
it was done upthread, let me find it
― fuck in rainbows, ☔ (dyao), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 00:29 (fourteen years ago) link
but first, jesus
http://images.uulyrics.com/cover/t/tim-mcgraw/album-let-it-go.jpg
― fuck in rainbows, ☔ (dyao), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 00:30 (fourteen years ago) link
FUBU circle
― max, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 00:32 (fourteen years ago) link
Everyone is aware that life is parodic and that it lacks an interpretation. Thus lead is the parody of gold. Air is the parody of water. The brain is the parody of the equator. Coitus is the parody of crime.
An umbrella, a sexagenarian, a seminarian, the smell of rotten eggs, the hollow eyes of judges are the roots that nourish love.
A dog devouring the stomach of a goose, a drunken vomiting woman, a slobbering accountant, a jar of mustard represent the confusion that serves as the vehicle of love.
^^ hipster juggalo georges bataille bringing it right dere
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 00:36 (fourteen years ago) link
just went through the thread can't find the kubla khan one :( perhaps it was only in a vision I once saw/it was a juggalette maid/and on her 808 she played...
― fuck in rainbows, ☔ (dyao), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 00:37 (fourteen years ago) link
re: hipster juggalism, I can't believe ICP aren't self-aware about what they're doing.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 00:38 (fourteen years ago) link
And the Pelican begins to be avenged.
Faygo, faygo, every where,And all the hipster boards did link ;Faygo, faygo, every where,Nor any drop to drink.
― fuck in rainbows, ☔ (dyao), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 00:43 (fourteen years ago) link
Glad for two lines of Poison Tree
― Ponies are horse children (Abbott), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 00:51 (fourteen years ago) link
There's a one-eyed yellow pelican to the north of Khatmandu, There's a little faygo stall below the town; There's a broken-hearted Juggalo tends the grave of Violent J, And the Yellow Pelican forever gazes down.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 00:52 (fourteen years ago) link
A juggaloaf and thou.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 00:59 (fourteen years ago) link
am really tempted to e-mail this thread to my romantic poetry TA :(
― fuck in rainbows, ☔ (dyao), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 01:01 (fourteen years ago) link