DUCK SEX!

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Muscovy Duck Penis Everting in air, slowed 10x

brutal pain comb (╓abies), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 22:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Of course, drakes don’t mate with the air. Having made this video, Brennan still needed a way to see how a duck penis actually performs its appointed task. Unable to film duck penises in a real female oviduct, she built a fake oviduct out of silcone. She then managed to get a drake to mate with it. But the overwhelming force of the explosive penis broke the fake oviduct.

fuck in rainbows, ☔ (dyao), Thursday, 15 April 2010 00:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Waiting for the anatomically correct Ducktales slash

spare the powder, spoil the finger (S-), Thursday, 15 April 2010 01:32 (fourteen years ago) link

jajajaja
ke no dice!
haciendole un pajote al pato donald niño jajajajajajjaja
eso supèra cualquier tratado de Freud!!!
xDD :S

Posted by: Ghizo | March 8, 2010 9:09 AM

goole, Thursday, 15 April 2010 02:29 (fourteen years ago) link

one year passes...

http://i53.tinypic.com/1yu9ur.jpg

StanM, Monday, 25 April 2011 10:03 (thirteen years ago) link

omg

shamefully blowable (latebloomer), Monday, 25 April 2011 11:39 (thirteen years ago) link

:-)

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Monday, 25 April 2011 15:05 (thirteen years ago) link

I drink my morning coffee at a desk lit through french doors, overlooking a pastoral scene. This morning, 7 (!!) mallard males had pinned a lone female against my window. Normally, I would merely avert my gaze, but seven was too much for my delicate pre-coffee constitution.

I unleashed uberpuppy Teufel (who had been watching at my side) via a side door, and the gang rape was averted with no loss of limb or dignity.

uses titanium spork without irony (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 14:09 (thirteen years ago) link

classic picture

goole, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 14:35 (thirteen years ago) link

I drink my morning coffee at a desk lit through french doors, overlooking a pastoral scene. This morning, 7 (!!) mallard males had pinned a lone female against my window. Normally, I would merely avert my gaze, but seven was too much for my delicate pre-coffee constitution.

I unleashed uberpuppy Teufel (who had been watching at my side) via a side door, and the gang rape was averted with no loss of limb or dignity.

― uses titanium spork without irony (Sanpaku), dinsdag 3 mei 2011 16:09 (54 minutes ago) Bookmark

Odd Future Duck Gang Kill Them All

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 15:05 (thirteen years ago) link


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