Best of Skymall

http://i39.tinypic.com/rh6ao2.jpg

HMM is that a metaphor

"now that I have this portable bidet, I can eat all the mexican food I want in tijuana!"

Traveling means a lot of compromising and unexpected changes from our daily routine. Changes in eating habits, fluid intake, schedules and personal hygiene all affect our comfort level, which can affect our performance and self-confidence in important business and social functions.

Personal appearance starts with personal hygiene, something people don't always like to talk about but that is at the cornerstone of our self-image. Being able to restore your personal hygiene and comfort after travelling has not always been possible until now; with your personal Sanicare Travel Bidet relief is at hand. Rinsing with water prevents irritation from toilet paper abrasion, incomplete cleansing, perspiration and bacteria, which can cause unpleasant odors. Whether you travel by plane, car, cruise ship or train, you can now feel shower fresh every time after using the restroom. No more compromising with your personal hygiene!

You owe it to yourself to experience the sophistication of enhanced cleanliness and personal comfort.

SkyMall is the best of a two-hour flight.

So, so true. Here's one where I was so bemused I took the Skymall with me:

http://th.physik.uni-frankfurt.de/~hossi/Bilder/BR/gd.gif

Alexander
Innovation Wizard

I can only hope this is a new alias for Magic Alex.

oh man, i really need to fly more. this stuff is like the products on those Onion joke gift boxes except its REAL.

I recently started getting these Touch of Modern e-mail spams, and it strikes me as being a slicker, higher end version of skymall:

https://www.touchofmodern.com/sales/bitplay

http://www.rnrassociates.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/bang-desk-lamp-by-bitplay2.jpg

BANG! is a desk lamp with a gun-shaped remote controller. You can can fire the “gun” to turn the light off, upon which the light goes out and the lampshade falls over, showing that it’s been hit. To turn it back on, simply shoot it again, and the lampshade will raise up slowly and turn the light back on at the same time. Add some fun to your daily tasks with the BANG! and some indoor target practice. It's perfect for any man cave or movie lounge.

Did feel like my man cave needed some sprucing up

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=722905881054980&set=a.400465416632363.101595.400463903299181&type=1&theater

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=720644717947763&set=a.400465416632363.101595.400463903299181&type=1&theater

Skymall actually sells a Man Cave sign but I can't find the exact one online right now, I think. Maybe this one?

http://25.media.tumblr.com/a875d62553b02bd84ca6b5dc431b1d3b/tumblr_mu3xoqCaCl1ry35nho1_400.jpg

WE PLAY ONLY CALVINBALL IN THE MAN CAVE

feet first with jumpin jammerz
http://snarkingatskymall.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/017-jumpin-jammerz.jpg

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

https://twitter.com/KatyStech/status/558638073349947392

rip

Now I'll never get that dog bed with a built-in fridge signed by Derek Jeter.

end of an era

maybe they can have the uncrate print edition or something

never knew there was such a thing as a casserole kimono

remaining inventory to be bought by Sharper Image, Hammacher Schlemmer

Oh man, this is terrible. Probably like Hostess though and they'll relaunch with fanfare in six months? Mannn... I clipped some choice items on my last trip, feels kinda ghoulish to post em now though.

my mom told me she saw a 2-pg spread of products emblazoned with the name Bob
she thought it was stupid, but she also bought some stuff for her dad, who turns 93 on Saturday
lol!

Some speculation

http://valleywag.gawker.com/the-weird-mysterious-company-behind-the-skymall-bankru-1681829663

just found these, shot on my crappy old cell phone a while back. was saving 'em for this thread i do believe.

http://imgur.com/a/xj0FR

http://i.imgur.com/ufdtDWf.jpg

er,

http://i.imgur.com/hGMjlqn.jpg