fire, water, air and dirt / fukkin magnets / how do they work?

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my enjoyment of this song is forever ruined

Asstral Cheeks (latebloomer), Monday, 26 April 2010 02:56 (fourteen years ago) link

Mirakills more like ;_;

Asstral Cheeks (latebloomer), Monday, 26 April 2010 02:57 (fourteen years ago) link

...sorry?

Walter Melon (Abbott), Monday, 26 April 2010 02:57 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm kidding Abbs, no worries!

Asstral Cheeks (latebloomer), Monday, 26 April 2010 02:58 (fourteen years ago) link

I can't even tell when people are joking IRL, it's ok.

Walter Melon (Abbott), Monday, 26 April 2010 02:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Also I have been thinking really hard about this song for weeks so you kinda opened a can of thinkyworms on yrself there, sorry.

Walter Melon (Abbott), Monday, 26 April 2010 03:00 (fourteen years ago) link

"i don't think icp were going for a critique of science per se as much as they're decrying the way the language of science (as successful and wonderful as it is) often reduces the beauty of nature to mere words"

They say scientists are lyin and shit. Its hard to spin that into "I think they're cheapening miracles by breaking them down with science."

Evan, Monday, 26 April 2010 03:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Oops, was just said. Nevermind.

Evan, Monday, 26 April 2010 03:07 (fourteen years ago) link

i actually forgot about the "lying" part of that line!

Asstral Cheeks (latebloomer), Monday, 26 April 2010 03:12 (fourteen years ago) link

so much to unpack with this song...it is a miracle after all

Asstral Cheeks (latebloomer), Monday, 26 April 2010 03:13 (fourteen years ago) link

and I don't want to talk to a scientist
I understand their positions, but I can't concur
just didn't work as well in context

brad whitford's guitar explorations (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Monday, 26 April 2010 03:14 (fourteen years ago) link

Well, yeah. It maybe needs a full stanza to elaborate the idea. But then you would end up losing out on shoutouts to ghosts and pyramids, two of the most prominent natural phenomena that science completely fails to explain.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 26 April 2010 05:16 (fourteen years ago) link

don't forget the ufos

excitation needed (latebloomer), Monday, 26 April 2010 05:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Abbott's right in re the song itslef, but Violent J's recent response to "the haters" has him expressing latebloomer's reading explicitly.

Also, http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/8826/insaneclownposseicpnucl.gif

longer lasting, thicker electrons (sic), Monday, 26 April 2010 08:53 (fourteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

fukkin magnets, how do they stop car crashes?

Druids use rock and magnets to stop road accidents
Austrian authorities say druids have been so successful in dealing with motorway accident blackspots in one area that they plan to extend the project nationwide.

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2010/05/23/article-1274648992744-09A6A356000005DC-978660_636x403.jpg

this skit is ba-na-nas (onimo), Monday, 24 May 2010 20:40 (thirteen years ago) link

that's actually violent J without the makeup

symsymsym, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 01:49 (thirteen years ago) link

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2emxsJ9Bh1qb25dg.jpg

frozen cookie (Abbott), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 01:50 (thirteen years ago) link

lol ^^^ this is not true in case anyone didn't know

dud rock (crüt), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 01:55 (thirteen years ago) link

thankig u

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:07 (thirteen years ago) link

control-f "peep the giraffe" = "phrase not found"

"I don’t know what Webster’s definition of the word “miracle” is, but we’ve always thought it meant something fuckin’ amazing and incredible. A fuckin’ special, awesome event of some kind. A great, wonderful thing. A fuckin’ miracle.

The song “Miracles” is classic ICP. Our listeners know we’ve always included one or two deep, meaningful songs on our albums, we’ve just never made a video for one until now. It was a good idea, obviously, ‘cause it’s got people talkin’. The truth is it don’t make us mad to see all the hate “Miracles” gets from the mainstream. We’ve been “The Most Hated Band in The World” for many years. Without all the hate on the outside, it wouldn’t be as warm as it is on the inside with the Juggalo Fam. Instead, all the hate “Miracles” generates makes us sad. Sad for the haters.

I mean, yeah, we get it. It’s funny to people on the outside lookin’ in, seeing two clowns rapping about space and shit, while floatin’ around in an orgy of screen savers. And SNL’s parody was off the hook hilarious. But when you step back and really look at all the genuine hate it got from everyday people, it’s hard to believe that so few got it.

Yes, most of the miracles we mention can easily be explained away by science, that’s why we say the line “fuck scientists.” Their factual findings sometimes explain away the Earth’s cool mysteries. Part of me wishes they were lying. Part of me doesn't want to know how they really make crop circles. My imagination wants to believe it’s aliens or somethin’. If people can’t relate to that, then that’s their loss. I mean, seriously, it must truly suck to have no imagination about these things. Us Juggalos have deep imaginations, and an awesome sense of humor.

As for the infamous line, “fuckin’ magnets… how do they work?” Magnets were like magic to me as a kid. You could move things across the table without actually touching them! I found that shit amazing and I still do. If you don’t like that, have a dick for dinner. As for the sun and the stars. Who looks up into the sky and doesn't wonder sometimes? Come on, man, I fuckin’ straight up feel sorry for anybody that can look at the moon the trees, and the seven seas, and not see fuckin’ miracles. It’s not about religion either. Nature itself is a miracle. Stand toe to toe with the ocean at night and tell me that shit ain’t amazing.

We appreciate all this shit. Especially a yellow ass, long neck giraffe. What’s a shame is how people walk around blind to it all. They lost their spirit about everything. If you can’t even see the miracle in animals, then you must have never truly loved a pet. That has to suck for you. Maybe you mother fuckers should relax that wound up, extra tense bitch ass of yours for a minute and go smoke a joint or somethin’.

Be an individual, step out and away from the flow of the crowd. Take a time out, open up ya mind and then peep the giraffe. Try to appreciate some of these miracles, bitch.

What’s a miracle is the fact that some people haven’t recognized by now that Insane Clown Posse will never die. ICP will go down in history as an independent music miracle. Get used to these ugly faces. MMFCLJ.

Violent J
The Happy Clown Serial Killer

P.S. -
We feel like these haters are the big dumb, popular jocks ganging up on the little class clown scrub. When they have no idea the scrub is really a highly skilled, deadly, ninja assassin capable of cleaning their fuckin’ clocks.

6335, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:38 (thirteen years ago) link

violent j otm

gotta hand this one to feynman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSZNsIFID28

literally with cash (ledge), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:57 (thirteen years ago) link

This is the line that gives the game away for me:

Part of me doesn't want to know how they really make crop circles. My imagination wants to believe it’s aliens or somethin’. If people can’t relate to that, then that’s their loss. I mean, seriously, it must truly suck to have no imagination about these things.

Because if you're taking this "whoa, crazy, there's miracles everywhere, just sit back and soak it all in!" tack, and then it turns out that crop circles aren't made by aliens but by a bunch of sneaky wise-asses -- I mean, that's kind of impressive and inspiring too, right? But if you reject the explanation because you "want to believe it's aliens or something", you're turning away from the actual 'miracles' as they exist out there in the world, and just retreating into your little masturbatory imaginary ego kingdom. Which is totally fine with me, but don't expect me to follow you in there.

xpost Feynman otm too, obviously

INSUFFICIENT FUN (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 16:06 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah but I think all violent j is saying is "there is fun & wonder to be had in indulging a particular perspective" - it's a very post-LSD sort of reasoning: adopt a perspective, ride with it a while, you don't have to permanently adopt it but inhabiting a perspective is a worthwhile activity

juggalo for fucking life IOW

I'll let my boy Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel field this one:
"The realization attained by this individuality consists therefore in nothing more than this, viz. that it has cast forth this circle of abstractions from its confinement within simple self-consciousness, into the element where they are for self-consciousness, in other words, are expanded into an objective existence. [...] The merely single individuality [...], instead of having taken the plunge from dead Theory into Life, has therefore really only plunged into the consciousness of its own lifelessness and has as its lot only empty and alien necessity, a dead actuality."

INSUFFICIENT FUN (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 16:28 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah but what if we're all like the dream of an alien god

Then you better hope I don't wake up.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 16:34 (thirteen years ago) link

miracles are slight disturbances in his state of hypersleep, caused when floating space-rocks lightly brush against his complex multi-branched genitalia

INSUFFICIENT FUN (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 16:35 (thirteen years ago) link

oh hi ned I didn't see you there

INSUFFICIENT FUN (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 16:35 (thirteen years ago) link

today is not a good day for crotch references on ILX

Marni and Louboutin: coming to Tuesdays this fall on FOX (HI DERE), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 16:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Popul WTF

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 16:36 (thirteen years ago) link

PEEP THE GIRAFFE

6335, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:27 (thirteen years ago) link

great video clip ledge, feynman otm

ksh, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:38 (thirteen years ago) link

"We feel like these haters are the big dumb, popular jocks ganging up on the little class clown scrub."
anti-intellectual semi-pro-wrestlers going to play the nerd card? I always felt ICP were closer in spirit to John Cena (or makeupwise The Undertaker) than Mick Foley.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:45 (thirteen years ago) link

listening to, like, 5 seconds of their music would tell you otherwise

Marni and Louboutin: coming to Tuesdays this fall on FOX (HI DERE), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:49 (thirteen years ago) link

It's true, I've heard more of Randy Savage's rapping than John Cena's or ICP's.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:58 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1GaZv_yB6c&feature=player_embedded

I am absolutely certain that you, the good people of ILM, will love this.

Hippocrates or wat!! (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 29 May 2010 18:17 (thirteen years ago) link

ugh

its like why GROCERY BAG and not saddam? (deej), Saturday, 29 May 2010 18:22 (thirteen years ago) link

see what happens when you make the mistake of having eyes and ears

henceforth we eat truffle fries (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Saturday, 29 May 2010 18:27 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji8N6sOS1Io

INSUFFICIENT FUN (bernard snowy), Monday, 31 May 2010 10:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Are you guys trying to get people to remove bookmarks with these shitty youtubes?

Fetchboy, Monday, 31 May 2010 10:51 (thirteen years ago) link

the one I posted continues to blow my mind each time I watch it

INSUFFICIENT FUN (bernard snowy), Monday, 31 May 2010 21:35 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

shaggy is GOING OFF on twitter

http://twitter.com/shaggytoodope

m@tt h (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 18 June 2010 16:22 (thirteen years ago) link

@KimKardashian seems sad innocent people have those diseases and you dont

hoes on my dick cos my groceries bagged (tpp), Friday, 18 June 2010 16:27 (thirteen years ago) link

@spencerpratt Seriously man why did you let your wife soon to beex-wife do that shit to her face? She looks like a melted wax figure

m@tt h (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 18 June 2010 16:33 (thirteen years ago) link

@CBforJobSeekers youre site is horrible, half of the "jobs" are training agencies selling training products

kkvgz, Friday, 18 June 2010 16:49 (thirteen years ago) link

truth bomb^

m@tt h (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 18 June 2010 17:19 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

fuckin scansion

how does it work

silby, Saturday, 24 July 2010 04:28 (thirteen years ago) link


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