How do you rate your ass?

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"It's the hairy bobbin' man ass that adults know and love!"

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:54 (eighteen years ago) link

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:54 (eighteen years ago) link

According to my wife, my ass and legs are my best physical features. Just don't look above the waistband of my shorts.

― I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh, alright, fine.

http://giganticmag.com/images/ilx/ass1.jpg

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:14 (eighteen years ago) link

nice!

― Juulia (julesbdules), Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:38 (eighteen years ago) link

jesus wept

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Scrawny-looking thing.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:57 (eighteen years ago) link

That picture is a dangerous weapon in the hands of someone with Paint Shop Pro, too.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:59 (eighteen years ago) link

fuck you, ILE

― gear (gear), Sunday, 18 December 2005 04:04 (eighteen years ago) link

so glad i am reading this thread backwards

― kephm (kephm), Sunday, 18 December 2005 04:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Paunchy, you have a very nice ass. I on the other hand am a member of the no butt club. Never had one – don’t have the genetic predisposition to have a good butt. It’s simply a flat ass, no matter how much working the gluts get at the gym. I guess it’s better than a fat ass, although thanks to those currently in fashion beyonce and Mariah carey fat asses or junk in the trunk is all the rage. I have faith that it will swing back the other direction sometime soon though!

― Wiggy (Wiggy), Sunday, 18 December 2005 04:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Woah! People be showin' arse here ya'll!

― Halloween Spooky Party Hints! (Bimble...), Sunday, 18 December 2005 04:46 (eighteen years ago) link

you were right to ask, earlier, kenan, whether i really wanted that

― geoff (gcannon), Sunday, 18 December 2005 05:02 (eighteen years ago) link

I know.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Sunday, 18 December 2005 05:25 (eighteen years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000001DUW.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 18 December 2005 05:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Paunchy has an ass. We look at it.

― Halloween Spooky Party Hints! (Bimble...), Sunday, 18 December 2005 06:32 (eighteen years ago) link

my other ass is a ferrari

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 18 December 2005 16:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Where would I be right now without the "hide images" option? I don't even want to think about it...

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Sunday, 18 December 2005 16:41 (eighteen years ago) link

I dunno, my sister has always said my arse is bigger than hers, but in the last year three different people have told me it is quite good and only one of those people had an interest in getting into my knickers so I'm going with a 5.5, or a 6 if I wear a particular pair of trousers.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Sunday, 18 December 2005 17:15 (eighteen years ago) link

I forgot that most of you don't know my sister, so that part of what I said means nothing to you. I'll just say that her arse ain't small.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Sunday, 18 December 2005 17:17 (eighteen years ago) link

ILE has reached rock bottom! haha!

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 18 December 2005 17:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Jesus, guys. It's not THAT bad an ass.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Sunday, 18 December 2005 18:30 (eighteen years ago) link

That pic looks like an ad for a movie called Tainted Desires or Always Taken, Never Given

― dali madison's nut (donut), Sunday, 18 December 2005 19:23 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.laist.com/images/notintobushprods.jpg

― gear (gear), Sunday, 18 December 2005 19:27 (eighteen years ago) link

ten years pass...

a 4.35 and in perpetual decline

― Neanderthal, Friday, 30 September 2016 06:25 (seven years ago) link

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