FREEFORM 1990's ALTERNATIVE ALBUM POLL - THE RECKONING (TOP TEN COUNTING DOWN NOW)

a great album which you think has too many tracks until you realise that on any given day just about any of them could be your favourite song ever

interesting.. i was desperately in love with that album at the time but in retrospect it's my least fave of the GbV purple patch

in my quotetrawl i found a post of yours disparaging this record in favour of others! basically i need to discover gbv, is what i'm hearing.

ok there's a bit of a points-jump until the next album. and it ALSO has two first-place votes!!

plz w/ the ms paint art :)

12 Oval - 94 Diskont (1995)
122 points
3 votes
2 first-place votes (other: NickB)
Greatest contributor: nakhchivan

http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/63/17/fd1bb2c008a068fca6357010.L.jpg

You know, 94 Diskont still sounds pretty fucking good

― Sonny, Ah!!1 (Sonny A.), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 00:10 (5 years ago)

OTM, it RAWKS d00d. Seriously though it does.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 03:34 (5 years ago)

I'm ready to start fawning over Oval - 94 Diskont whenever you're ready.

― Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 02:10 (6 years ago)

Has anyone really done anything with glitch that Oval didn't cover with 94 Diskont?

― Ben Williams, Saturday, 5 January 2002 01:00 (8 years ago)

how many points did we have to assign? trying to figure out exactly how far John and I could have driven Riddle Box

200.

NickB, please come here and wittily skewer why this is Best Of The Rest. nakhchivan, I want yr lexicon, gaudily

Pretty interesting: every electronic album that's appeared so far is of the "home listening" variety, except for that Sasha & Digweed comp, and that made it on the strength of one vote. Where were all the dance heads when voting took place? Sure, dance music is singles-oriented, but surely albums like The Secret Tapes of Dr. Eich or Every Man and Woman is a Star, or comps like Platinum Breakz would've deserved a spot here?

Anyway, I can't wait for the alternative 90s singles poll. Didn't someone promise to organize that?

a hoy hoy did. I'm posting one more then getting some sleep.

i did?

you mentioned it! sorry, my brain is *completely* scrambled. anyway stick around for #11.

I think I said I'd be up for it sure but I thought up next in ilx polls was the bumper 00s motherfuckers?

yeah ok fine whatever ok

wuuuuuuuuuh

11 Raekwon - Only Built 4 Cuban Linx
126 points
7 votes
1 first-place vote
Greatest contributor: a hoy hoy

http://images.uulyrics.com/cover/r/raekwon/album-only-built-4-cuban-linx.jpg

Prove to me that Only Built 4 Cuban Linx and Liquid Swords are worthy of their hype.....

― Mark Espisito, Monday, 5 December 2005 03:45 (4 years ago)

Proof:

http://relativity.livingreviews.org/Articles/lrr-2001-4/img212.gif

with U_ij = Only Built For Cuban Linx, A = Liquid Swords, and V_i = hype, it follows that W_i = sum of all hype over the entire universe > worthy hype. QED, motherfucker.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 5 December 2005 04:45 (4 years ago)

Cuban Linx = unsurpassable, greatest rap album ever?

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 17:33 (4 years ago)

Cuban Linx is as lush, sprawling, as opulent as a Godfather movie.

― Beta (abeta), Thursday, 27 January 2005 19:16 (5 years ago)

Chef cooking up some
Marvellous Scarface Pacin...
O shit. Ghostface rules.

-a hoy hoy

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although goodbye my other votes. still...

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

best rap album ever imo.

love this album. Thanks Sam.

Firstly, the cover. Never understood how so many Wu albums fucked up things like tracklisting (Supreme Clientele) or the names of the group (Ghost Face Killer). For a piece of music so thorough and well thought out, it seems crazy they couldn't even spellcheck the cover.

Second, this beat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmSREFKsZ7Y AND IT'LL BE LIKE BLUE AND CREAM I HAD CRAZY VISIONS

Third, the rise of Ghost as unquestionably the best mc of the past 15 years. He has this crazy way of making what could seem like dated references seem fresh as hell. Without being restricted to '1 of the group' doing 16 bars here and there he is able to really let loose and just take what should just be another verse and go in for like 3 minutes, not stopping to breath because the evolving imagery is too important. Every Ghost verse on this is a classic. Every verse on this is a classic but damn, Ghost took each and every to another level.

Fourth, Nas! Through the lights cameras and action, glamour glitters and gold/ I unfold the scroll, plant seeds to stampede the globe/ When I'm deceased, by then the beast arise like yeast/ to conquer peace leaving savages to roam in the streets/ Live on the run, police paying me to give in my gun/ Trick my Wisdom, with the system that imprisoned my son!

Fifth but really any number- rza is the best beat maker ever. See also 2nd

Sixth, aw hell just go listen to it y'all flowerpotheadz

Speaking of covers: Wu-Tang album covers Blue Note style.

Just noticed I made the big mistake everyone makes w/ this album. It's Rae's album. AND HE'S FUCKING AWESOME. His slang, his wordplay, his imagery, his storytelling. Just listen to Incarcerated Scarfaces again. No Ghost. Just rae going in hard. HAAARD.

I do this for barber shop niggaz in the Plaza
Catchin asthma, Rae is stickin gun-flashers
Well-dressed, skatin through the projects wit big ones
Broke elevators, turn the lights out, stick one
upstairs, switch like a chameleon
Hip Brazilians, pass the cash or leave your children
Leave the buildin
Niggas, yo they be foldin' like envelopes under pressure
Like Lou Farigno on coke
Yo, Africans denyin niggaz up in yellow cabs
Musty like funk, wavin they arms, the Arabs
Sit back, coolin like Kahlua's on rocks
On the crack spots, rubberband wrapped on my knots
You bitches who fuck dreds on Sudafeds
Pussy's hurtin, they did it for a yard for the Feds
Word up cousin, nigga, I seen it
Like a 27-inch Zenith - believe it!

totally forgot to vote for Cuban Linx

btw double hoy if you decide you don't wanna do a 90s singles poll i'd be happy to step in

i can/will do it, i've got poll experience (tv poll)... i just thought we figured out an order somewhere? can't remember where now tbh to quote.

a world of polls: what do you want to see next?

the rise of Ghost as unquestionably the best mc of the past 15 years

^^^ real talk

also megalol at "proof" upthread

yay my rap votes all counted!

did lj die or do we just agree cuban linx is the best?

he went to bed

he was at a general election victory party with his mates

wanted to chime in on alien lanes

"a salty salute" is one of the best openers ever, and once i saw them at this outdoor college springfest thing and they did an epic 2 1/2 hour set that opened AND closed with "a salty salute"...pollard kept having to hit up the audience for cigarettes...kept saying "Children, children, do you have some cigarettes for your uncle Bob?"

he was at a general election victory party with his mates

LJ's a tory supporter?!

i doubt it (he just said he was going to a general election party)

wuuuuuuuuh

what happened i am confused

lj was outed as a Thatcherite and is, at this moment, basking in Conservative glory instead of finishing the poll; this state of things prompted others to claim Raekwon the winner, and then to claim one of his verses as a Ghost breakout in error.

Or did I make that up?

just had a 4-hour nap iirc

So you're not a crazed Thatcherite running naked through the streets? That's a relief.

i don't know who or what i support except probably the green party now

also Tuomas can be excused for that misinterpretation because pfunkboy fucking said a 'victory' party, which it *most assuredly* wasn't...it was a load of 20somethings looking at a TV and making quips

it was a load of 20somethings looking at a TV and making quips

Replace "TV" with "computer screen" and there's your new ILX board description, fellas.

and that's the story of the most unfunny and literal board description ever

Making queefs more like.

Speak for yrself!

Also hey OVAL! Won't attempt a more detailed account, haven't slept for 40 hours or something.

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