who is your favourite among these celebrated ppl named on ilx site new answers?

That's Persian-ist

Thing is, he doesn't even look the slightest bit Persian, either!

he puts on an english accent!

to fit in with all the other english actors in the film

it's rubbish

I mean, give me Darius in Alexander any day of the week, wearing more eyeliner than Erol Alkan on a good day, phwoar, now that is Persian. The Persians, they oiled their hair and curled their beards, they dressed *fierce* for battle.

Shd have based the movie on the first game imo

Half-hour set piece of Jake tip-toeing up to wobbly floor panel then stepping back then fluffing his jump

This is the look I like my Persian princes to rock:

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film2/DVDReviews32/a%20alexander%20final%20cut%20stone/08Alexander_BD_darius.jpg

Now I'm going to have to go off and find that pic of Aphex rocking the Persian beard stylee.

Half-hour set piece of Jake tip-toeing up to wobbly floor panel then stepping back then fluffing his jump

God that used to drive me fucking mad.

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/292974/Aphex+Twin.jpg

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/38394663/Aphex+Twin+rdj61.jpg

A bit uncurled there, though. Ed, when you finally get the rabbit he owes you, can you please give Persian prince beard-maintainace tips, pls? Thanking you.

rocking the rapha
http://files.myopera.com/Holo3D/albums/1814671/jake_gyllenhaal%2Briding%2Bbike%2BBrentwood.jpg

Half-hour set piece of Jake tip-toeing up to wobbly floor panel then stepping back then fluffing his jump

Looking forward to DVD commentary, 10 minutes of the director screaming "the button, I pressed the fucking button!" and throwing boom mics at the camera

See, all they had to do was listen to us and this movie cd've been 1000 percent improved

Half-hour set piece of Jake tip-toeing up to wobbly floor panel then stepping back then fluffing his jump

All cod-Eastern 'waap waap' character death music rendered in authentic 8-bit and pumped through giant surround sound multiplex speakers

Okay I say we pitch this as the sequel

god why do you people like christopher hitchens >:[

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Come on, more votes for the good Rev, even if we've still never got to see his furry ginger six pack...

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4019/4649885088_3393a84a97.jpg

haha where is that from?

Wales, apparently.

Via Sainsburys.

And a little tiny bit of Photoshop's magic. ;-)

The *real* Rev James looks something like this, but I couldn't resist:

http://twitpic.com/1s42m7

maybe i shdn't have included afx, this was supposed to be for ppl of only moderately high local popularity

for that reason i didn't include ronaldinho because he'd probably get 50% of votes thanks to his super high reknown in the crucial football enthusiast and novelty kitchenware fan demographics

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that's a lot more skewed to jlg/afx then i wd have guessed

really tho, this should have been another 'Who would win in a fight' poll/thread

I demand a recount. Mr. D.James wuz robbed.

Why is Jake so bad and hated?

Because he bulked up and got all weird and lumpy looking.

gd i h8 u ppl

feel bad for jake... people prefer mike tyson apparently