I mean, give me Darius in Alexander any day of the week, wearing more eyeliner than Erol Alkan on a good day, phwoar, now that is Persian. The Persians, they oiled their hair and curled their beards, they dressed *fierce* for battle.
― Using an Aural Exciter in an Orgone Accumulator (Masonic Boom), Friday, 28 May 2010 11:42 (thirteen years ago) link
Shd have based the movie on the first game imo
― every time i pull a j/k off the shelf (Noodle Vague), Friday, 28 May 2010 11:42 (thirteen years ago) link
Half-hour set piece of Jake tip-toeing up to wobbly floor panel then stepping back then fluffing his jump
― every time i pull a j/k off the shelf (Noodle Vague), Friday, 28 May 2010 11:43 (thirteen years ago) link
This is the look I like my Persian princes to rock:
http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film2/DVDReviews32/a%20alexander%20final%20cut%20stone/08Alexander_BD_darius.jpg
Now I'm going to have to go off and find that pic of Aphex rocking the Persian beard stylee.
― Using an Aural Exciter in an Orgone Accumulator (Masonic Boom), Friday, 28 May 2010 11:43 (thirteen years ago) link
God that used to drive me fucking mad.
― The Men Who Stare At Goatse (Matt DC), Friday, 28 May 2010 11:44 (thirteen years ago) link
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/292974/Aphex+Twin.jpg
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/38394663/Aphex+Twin+rdj61.jpg
A bit uncurled there, though. Ed, when you finally get the rabbit he owes you, can you please give Persian prince beard-maintainace tips, pls? Thanking you.
― Using an Aural Exciter in an Orgone Accumulator (Masonic Boom), Friday, 28 May 2010 11:46 (thirteen years ago) link
rocking the raphahttp://files.myopera.com/Holo3D/albums/1814671/jake_gyllenhaal%2Briding%2Bbike%2BBrentwood.jpg
― cozen, Friday, 28 May 2010 11:48 (thirteen years ago) link
Looking forward to DVD commentary, 10 minutes of the director screaming "the button, I pressed the fucking button!" and throwing boom mics at the camera
― atoms breaking heart (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 28 May 2010 11:49 (thirteen years ago) link
See, all they had to do was listen to us and this movie cd've been 1000 percent improved
― every time i pull a j/k off the shelf (Noodle Vague), Friday, 28 May 2010 11:50 (thirteen years ago) link
All cod-Eastern 'waap waap' character death music rendered in authentic 8-bit and pumped through giant surround sound multiplex speakers
― taqsim for Gaffney (DJ Mencap), Friday, 28 May 2010 11:51 (thirteen years ago) link
Okay I say we pitch this as the sequel
― every time i pull a j/k off the shelf (Noodle Vague), Friday, 28 May 2010 11:52 (thirteen years ago) link
god why do you people like christopher hitchens >:[
― horseshoe, Friday, 28 May 2010 16:19 (thirteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Saturday, 29 May 2010 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link
Come on, more votes for the good Rev, even if we've still never got to see his furry ginger six pack...
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4019/4649885088_3393a84a97.jpg
― Using an Aural Exciter in an Orgone Accumulator (Masonic Boom), Saturday, 29 May 2010 23:13 (thirteen years ago) link
haha where is that from?
― nakhchivan, Saturday, 29 May 2010 23:22 (thirteen years ago) link
Wales, apparently.
Via Sainsburys.
And a little tiny bit of Photoshop's magic. ;-)
― Using an Aural Exciter in an Orgone Accumulator (Masonic Boom), Saturday, 29 May 2010 23:23 (thirteen years ago) link
The *real* Rev James looks something like this, but I couldn't resist:
http://twitpic.com/1s42m7
― Using an Aural Exciter in an Orgone Accumulator (Masonic Boom), Saturday, 29 May 2010 23:24 (thirteen years ago) link
maybe i shdn't have included afx, this was supposed to be for ppl of only moderately high local popularity
for that reason i didn't include ronaldinho because he'd probably get 50% of votes thanks to his super high reknown in the crucial football enthusiast and novelty kitchenware fan demographics
― nakhchivan, Saturday, 29 May 2010 23:26 (thirteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Sunday, 30 May 2010 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link
that's a lot more skewed to jlg/afx then i wd have guessed
― nakhchivan, Sunday, 30 May 2010 23:07 (thirteen years ago) link
really tho, this should have been another 'Who would win in a fight' poll/thread
― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Sunday, 30 May 2010 23:09 (thirteen years ago) link
I demand a recount. Mr. D.James wuz robbed.
― Using an Aural Exciter in an Orgone Accumulator (Masonic Boom), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 12:07 (thirteen years ago) link
Why is Jake so bad and hated?
― Wenlock & Mandelson (Tom D.), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 12:11 (thirteen years ago) link
Because he bulked up and got all weird and lumpy looking.
― Using an Aural Exciter in an Orgone Accumulator (Masonic Boom), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 12:12 (thirteen years ago) link
gd i h8 u ppl
― Lamp, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 15:49 (thirteen years ago) link
feel bad for jake... people prefer mike tyson apparently
― transient truff (history mayne), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 15:51 (thirteen years ago) link