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It really depends on what he means by powerful.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 26 May 2006 13:00 (seventeen years ago) link


Longshot and Gambit have personalities
as distinct as night and day,
however they share
long hair
agility
thrown weapons
stunningly good looks
a mysterious history
and a love interest
in Rogue.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Friday, 26 May 2006 13:02 (seventeen years ago) link

stunningLY?

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 26 May 2006 13:50 (seventeen years ago) link

stunningly good.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Friday, 26 May 2006 13:52 (seventeen years ago) link

in fact I think that's more proper than the popular usage you reference but "good looks" has become a sort of compound noun so using a gerund as a modifier is acceptable too

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Friday, 26 May 2006 13:53 (seventeen years ago) link

got a lot of work to do today, yup yup.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Friday, 26 May 2006 13:53 (seventeen years ago) link

It depends on if you're modifying "good" or "looks"; both are grammatically correct depending on intention.

Dan (Nerd) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 26 May 2006 13:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Looks to the right, looks to the left.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Friday, 26 May 2006 14:00 (seventeen years ago) link

why did Art Adams' work grow more cartoony from his 1985 stuff to the present day?

kingfish doesn't live here anymore (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 26 May 2006 14:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Longshot and Gambit have personalities
as distinct as night and day,
however they share
long hair
agility
thrown weapons
stunningly good looks
a mysterious history
and a love interest
in Rogue.
As a result of this,
it has dinosaurs.

JW (ex machina), Friday, 26 May 2006 14:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Roger Ebert insists Storm should get more screen time cuz anyone who can control the weather is obviously hot shit.

He only says that because he wants to eat ice cream out of Halle Berry's ass.

Bluebell Madonna (Ex Leon), Friday, 26 May 2006 14:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Who doesn't?

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 26 May 2006 14:18 (seventeen years ago) link

I guess this is the part of the thread where I raise my hand.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 26 May 2006 14:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Favorite bit the Bot quoted:

"The two characters have a personality..."

1) Only one?
2) SEZ YOU.

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 26 May 2006 14:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Actually, shit, I'm lactose intolerant.

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 26 May 2006 14:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Whoever wrote that article is obviously a complete moron, possibly a drunk one, who masturbates to Gambit/Longshot slash, I mean I don't know why we're giving so much time to it. It's even worse than the dude who waxed poetic about how Scott Summers looks "really cool" in his sunglasses, which is obviously a whole pile of crap.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 26 May 2006 14:21 (seventeen years ago) link

But he does. Vacuous pretty boy with beestung lips. Mmm...

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2003/04/29/cyclops.jpg

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 26 May 2006 14:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Good lord get it away.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 26 May 2006 14:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Is that a Valtrex ad?

JW (ex machina), Friday, 26 May 2006 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Have any of you watched the FX or TNT or whatever showings of X Men and X2 recently? They've got these bizarro interstitials of like "Sir Ian McKellen's How Do I Explained X-Mans Theatre," I mean literally he's sitting there saying shit like "A little girl...who walks through walls...Kitty Pryde is 14, but she can manipulate the molecules of her body to pass through any solid object...She cannot be caught! As a result of this, it has dinosaurs!" I would pay GOOD MONEY to buy a books-on-tape of Sir Ian McKellen reading the Wikipedia articles about the X-Men.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 26 May 2006 14:32 (seventeen years ago) link

how the fuck does Kitty Pryde not fall through the goddamned floor every time she does that is what I want to know

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Friday, 26 May 2006 14:50 (seventeen years ago) link

She's the answer to the 'how many angels can fit on a head of a pin' question.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 26 May 2006 14:51 (seventeen years ago) link

She falls through the floor in X2. But on purpose.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 26 May 2006 14:59 (seventeen years ago) link

That's why she goes to school! To learn how to defy physics and stuff! And harass internet pervs.

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 26 May 2006 15:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Aquaman! Why'd he get a hook? Does he other attachments?

jel -- (jel), Friday, 26 May 2006 15:05 (seventeen years ago) link

If I were her I'd wind up activating my power in my sleep aomehow and waking up surrounded by molten nickel, that's all I'm saying

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Friday, 26 May 2006 15:11 (seventeen years ago) link

in the last issue of astonishing, she fell through the bed & floor while she and collossus were fooling around.

electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Friday, 26 May 2006 15:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I think that is a case for Collossus, most powerful X-Man.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 26 May 2006 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

I bet that motherfucker never gets mr. floppy

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Friday, 26 May 2006 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

And yet they all have some flaws. Why cannot that be his?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 26 May 2006 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

well he also brings new meaning to the phrase "cold cocked"

TOM (Dan's not here yet) BOT (TOMBOT), Friday, 26 May 2006 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

I will not debate the point.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 26 May 2006 16:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Colossal's flaw is his tendency towards 'roid rage.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 26 May 2006 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Colossus, even

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 26 May 2006 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

You know how your tongue will stick to a cold metal flagpole or post?

Dan (Just Ponder That For A While) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 26 May 2006 18:59 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG DON'T GO IN THE HATCH COLOSSUS!

nickalicious watches LOST (nickalicious), Friday, 26 May 2006 19:10 (seventeen years ago) link

can teenage metal get acne?

kingfish doesn't live here anymore (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 26 May 2006 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

and when he goes off, does he just start pulsing like a rivet gun?

kingfish doesn't live here anymore (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 26 May 2006 19:16 (seventeen years ago) link

hi nickalicious!

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 26 May 2006 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

nine years pass...

Anybody else seen the new one yet. It had a couple of days premiere before it starts a full schedule on Friday. &it was cheap in the afternoon so I went.
Not sure hnx it fits with the rest of the Marvel cinema thing is there any overlap?
Anyway did seem a bit dumb but it is a !.2A. Does seem to take itself more seriously than I could. Maybe that's why I couldn't see an active thread for it?

Stevolende, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 15:56 (seven years ago) link

Days Of Future Past thread. Believe that this great graphic is current. It'll give you an idea of which properties can share the same sandbox. Potentially, the X-Men could meet the FF or Deadpool (who already pulled Colossus over). Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver, as characters in both X-Men and Avengers comics, look like the only overlap.

So happy that egos/money have allowed Spider-Man to cross over into Marvel Studios territory.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 20:49 (seven years ago) link

Weird release schedule. How come US get an American film released 9 days later than us?

This got 8.1 on Imdb I think which seems a bit odd. Wonder what others will think.
Looks ok and has some ok action scenes. But attempts at portentousness ain't that successful.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 22:05 (seven years ago) link

It's been the same with other recent Marvel movies too, like Civil War - they're released a week earlier in Europe than in the US. And I've noticed the same happening with some other Hollywood genre movies too. I've no idea why this has become a common practice.

Tuomas, Thursday, 19 May 2016 06:34 (seven years ago) link

Is it just me or has the promotion/ publicity push for this been pretty absent?

El Tomboto, Thursday, 19 May 2016 14:27 (seven years ago) link

this movie was garbage: Oscar Isaac grunting through a Gamorrean Guard mask painted blue. Whole cast visibly bored.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 May 2016 14:31 (seven years ago) link

xpost Compared to the other superhero movies released this spring (whose marketing was ubiquitous and inescapable), for sure.

Peanut Duck (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 May 2016 14:32 (seven years ago) link

I don't know, I feel like I've seen Olivia Munn chopping a car in half about a billion times by now.

i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Thursday, 19 May 2016 14:41 (seven years ago) link

I've not heard great things about this. Re: Apocalypse specifically, why would you slather Isaac of all people in prosthetics and not even attempt to make him look like the actual character? It's not nearly as egregious, but it reminds me of the insulting depiction of Galactus in the second Fantastic Four movie. If you aren't going to take advantage of an iconic character design that practically begs for a one-to-one translation from page to screen, why even bother? It's like making Wolverine just some dude who runs around carrying knives.

Peanut Duck (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 May 2016 14:42 (seven years ago) link

I think the design of Galactus works incredibly well on the comic book page and in animation and would look outrageously silly in a live-action film.

i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Thursday, 19 May 2016 14:43 (seven years ago) link

I've been curious about that since she kinda snuck up on my radar.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Monday, 27 June 2016 18:54 (seven years ago) link

Cool; I think my library has most of the Liu trades, and I always tended to read the X series with more interest in character interaction/development than in continuity puzzles, so I'll start there.

one way street, Monday, 27 June 2016 18:57 (seven years ago) link

If you're looking for BIG X-Men that isn't necessarily new reader friendly, I'd recommend Brubaker's Rise and Fall of the Shi'ar Empire, Mike Carey's run on X-Men/X-Men Legacy (he did some great stuff with developing Rogue), Victor Gischler's Curse of the Mutants (yes, the vampire thing, which I was pre-emptively super dismissive towards but which won me over)...uhhhhh...most of the big crossovers from recent years have been good. Messiah Complex and Manifest Destiny were solid.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Monday, 27 June 2016 19:00 (seven years ago) link

Liu is Junot Dรญaz's girlfriend

akm, Monday, 27 June 2016 19:01 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, I just recently found that out.

Peter David's X-Factor is also good on character development but it's also pretty much one ten-year-long story.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Monday, 27 June 2016 19:01 (seven years ago) link

Oh, Swierczynski's Cable is one of my favorites from the past decade. Big, crazy action and good character development.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Monday, 27 June 2016 19:09 (seven years ago) link

Saw this today and surprised how much I enjoyed it on a big dumb action movie level. There were plenty of plot holes but nothing so egregious that it took me out of the story -- curious to know what Roger Mexico thought was so crazy about it! Like I could've used way more action!

The Horsemen were underused, but I was ridiculously giddy at watching Jean go nuclear.

Nicholas Nickelback (Leee), Saturday, 2 July 2016 05:48 (seven years ago) link

I liked the Bendis run on X-Men but it's best if you just stop halfway through and pretend he died or something

Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 2 July 2016 12:39 (seven years ago) link

two months pass...

good christ apocalypse was terrible - easily up there with wolverine origins and last stand as the most risible x-men movies

i was particularly annoyed by the fact that the final, world-shattering battle all took place on about 20 feet of set standing in for a single intersection in cairo, the least inspiring backdrop for a finale i can remember. at least the end of the first avengers film alleviated the obviousnessness of its overpass set with some airborne action!

a very in-your-face, hard-edged machine bottom (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 16 September 2016 15:51 (seven years ago) link

Any X-Men movie that would cut out its scenes of mutants hanging out at the mall fundamentally misunderstands its source material.

one way street, Friday, 16 September 2016 17:35 (seven years ago) link

this movie should've been set on fire

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 16 September 2016 17:36 (seven years ago) link

20 feet of set comment is... oh god, it's so right

dr. mercurio arboria (mh ๐Ÿ˜), Friday, 16 September 2016 17:47 (seven years ago) link

No doubt they used green screen and CGI for those 20 feet, too.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 September 2016 17:49 (seven years ago) link

first class wasn't a great film, but it had characters more interesting than anything that'd been done in the franchise for a very long time

it's as if bryan singer saw that the franchise could have some life, threw it in the bathtub with days of future past (the near-future scenes were a boring dirge that approached the lifelessness of his last film, and the past scenes with the younger actors started out fine but quickly devolved into character in-fighting that ended with the barely-understandable final action piece), and then tried to drown it in the bathtub with this one

dr. mercurio arboria (mh ๐Ÿ˜), Friday, 16 September 2016 17:55 (seven years ago) link

Any X-Men movie that would cut out its scenes of mutants hanging out at the mall fundamentally misunderstands its source material.

there was maybe five minutes of 'normal life at the mansion' scenes which recalled the spirit of claremont but they got dumped double-quick in favour of poor oscar isaac joylessly teleporting around the world and giving people haircuts which turned them evil

a very in-your-face, hard-edged machine bottom (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 16 September 2016 18:01 (seven years ago) link

what I got out of this movie is that mutants have powers, and they fight a lot

dr. mercurio arboria (mh ๐Ÿ˜), Friday, 16 September 2016 18:04 (seven years ago) link

Bryan Singer does not get the appeal of the X-Men. But his movies make money so this is probably as good as cinematic X-Men are going to get.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 September 2016 18:05 (seven years ago) link

(TBF, though, half the people who write X-Men comics don't seem to get the appeal of the X-Men either.)

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 September 2016 18:08 (seven years ago) link

there are a few angles of appeal and somehow singer made at least two films without finding any of them

dr. mercurio arboria (mh ๐Ÿ˜), Friday, 16 September 2016 18:32 (seven years ago) link

A general rule with films like these is if that if I have to have someone explaining to me what is happening on screen with some variation of "in the comics, it is explained that..." which was the case with this film, then the movie can fuck off.

rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Friday, 16 September 2016 19:00 (seven years ago) link

imo additional context makes this one worse

dr. mercurio arboria (mh ๐Ÿ˜), Friday, 16 September 2016 19:01 (seven years ago) link

there's so much terribly delivered exposition in this

Rose Byrne gets saddled with some particularly horrifying dialogue

Number None, Friday, 16 September 2016 19:09 (seven years ago) link

I just remembered that Havok's death was so unclearly depicted that the movie was almost over by the time I realized that he'd actually died.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 September 2016 19:13 (seven years ago) link

six years pass...

Is anyone still reading Krakoa X-Men or have we all tapped out

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 26 March 2023 03:29 (one year ago) link

I was deep into mutant stuff in 5th-10th grades and then dropped out. Started following a x-men cover thing on twitter and I'm stunned at how awful some of the 90's stuff looked. Just... ugh. The logos themselves are hideous, and seeing the bastard children of Jim Lee and Rob Leifeld barf barf barf was Slimer from the Ghost Busters in there at some point?

Did it actually get good again?

Cow_Art, Sunday, 26 March 2023 04:05 (one year ago) link

That was Doop.

Doop is awesome.

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Sunday, 26 March 2023 05:08 (one year ago) link

I'm reading more of it than I expected, I'll read nearly anything by Kieron Gillen and Ale Wing, and the current crossover (taking the three main titles 10/100/1000 years into a future where Sinister has succeeded in infecting the immortality process so that everyone is Sinister) is pretty wild.

Cow_Art - this is the foundation for the modern X-Men, if it sounds like something interesting - "Mutants can't die" as a foundation stone is at least an interesting start.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_X_and_Powers_of_X

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 26 March 2023 11:27 (one year ago) link

Is Gambit still around? Gambit suuuuuuuuuuucked

First X-men I remember reading was on a road trip with my parents and I got it from a spinner rack in a gas station. I think the entire issue was Cyclops and Madeline (fake Jean Grey?) stranded in the ocean after their plane went down and fighting off a shark. The mix of action and soap opera really got to me.

Cow_Art, Sunday, 26 March 2023 13:22 (one year ago) link

I read whatever came out till March 2020 and enjoyed it. Then, during the pandemic, I subscribed to a bunch of comicsย in order to support my local comic store during the "strange times", and finally got them delivered to the house in a bundle sometime in 2021. By that point, there so many of them, it was too exhausting to comtemplate starting them. I have, like, the Jimmy Olsen series, some Ale Wing and Chip Zdarsky minis, the last year of Immortal Hulk, and way too many Hickman Krakoa X-Mens. I'll read them sometime, probably!

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 26 March 2023 13:48 (one year ago) link

My desire to catch up was put off, somewhat, by the news that Hickman left.

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 26 March 2023 13:49 (one year ago) link

Also I find Leinil Yu's work annoying to read!

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 26 March 2023 13:51 (one year ago) link

My desire to catch up was put off, somewhat, by the news that Hickman left.

โ€• Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, March 26, 2023 8:49 AM (eight hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

This

Plus there are constantly more and more and more series!

I may wait until this whole direction ends and then trawl to figure out which storylines are best regarded and buy those trades

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 26 March 2023 22:08 (one year ago) link

good luck having those trades still be in print by the time you figure it out obv

least said, sergio mendes (sic), Sunday, 26 March 2023 22:49 (one year ago) link

ten months pass...

Meantime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv3Ss8o9gGQ

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 15 February 2024 22:52 (two months ago) link


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