Never give your email address to old people!

one of the many perks of being on ILX is you know ethan's gonna get you all the good ones and you can let the rest go to your spam folder.

Felicity, B1ll's dad is like 85, and is also called B1ll Mu3ller.

oh god both my parents do this

Hm. There was a third baseman for the Giants/Cubs/Red Sox of that name (Leee's all time favorite player in fact) but no driver that I can find.

DAD -
http://www.customizeyourspace.com/graphics/funny/deerstand.jpg

MOM -
http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/8974/aaswim114xx.jpg

okay those are both awesome

reply all
snopes.com

the most useless mass-email offender i have is a 27 yr old australian girl i met while traveling europe. worse than all my family members combined.

Biblical Far Side

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__________ Information from ESET NOD32 Antivirus, version of virus signature database 8414 (20130605) __________

The message was checked by ESET NOD32 Antivirus.

http://www.eset.com/

That's exactly how it looked, btw.

Subject: Darn it!

{old person I know} via starpower.net

3:16 PM (18 hours ago)

to {an email list of over 120 people}

The Nat's traded away their great GREAT reliever, Tyler Clippard...save money...lose the best...sounds like the ...Skins!!

Home Security
I've disconnected my home alarm system and de-registered from the Neighborhood Watch.

I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the center.
The local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7.
I've never felt safer ... and I'm saving $49.95 a month!

Delete

Delete this

Again, to the same 120 person list.

Age does not cure stupidity.