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Sensational Howard (admrl), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 21:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh man, that Crow review is golden. 0 of 36 people.

could be a bad day for (Abbott), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 21:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Netflix review of Brokeback:

Didnt watch this crap, mad gay son...how could you suggest such a thing? It doesnt even fit the genre pf movies I watch. Did I mention it was gay?
3 out of 25 members found this review helpful

Sensational Howard (admrl), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 21:13 (thirteen years ago) link

3 out of 25 members found this review helpful

San Te, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 21:14 (thirteen years ago) link

"You know I was planning on renting Brokeback Mountain today, then found out there was GAYNESS in it....Who knew?"

San Te, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 21:15 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm gonna find that crow review and +1 it

dyao, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 21:17 (thirteen years ago) link

from a review for coming to america

When "Clarence" says that Martin Luther King, Jr. ran up to him and hit him in the chest, I just crack up, cause Martin Luther King, Jr. was a prophet of non-violence.

mizzell, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 21:18 (thirteen years ago) link

creepy, can only relate if I make it into a hetero. the one seen that broke my heart was the last when he smelled his lovers favorite shirt. done that for women
2 out of 30 members found this review helpful

Another review accuses the film of "blatant homosexuality". ummm

Sensational Howard (admrl), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 21:23 (thirteen years ago) link

people!

could be a bad day for (Abbott), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 21:26 (thirteen years ago) link

This movie is DISGUSTING! If you don't mind watching someone suck their own cock and swallow their cum or hearing someone say they use menstrual blood as make-up, then you may enjoy this movie. Other-wise, stay away.
5 out of 22 members found this review helpful

Sensational Howard (admrl), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 21:27 (thirteen years ago) link

was that about sideways

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 21:31 (thirteen years ago) link

or sidesomething

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 21:31 (thirteen years ago) link

pretend art of forgetfulling over here

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 21:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Shortbus

Sensational Howard (admrl), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 21:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Haha sideways

Sensational Howard (admrl), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 21:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Would love to see Paul Giamatti do that

Sensational Howard (admrl), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 21:33 (thirteen years ago) link

yeaaaaa, that movie had animal collective music in it

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 21:33 (thirteen years ago) link

If you don't mind watching someone suck their own cock

nah, i don't mind.

jed_, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 21:33 (thirteen years ago) link

haha

Sensational Howard (admrl), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 21:34 (thirteen years ago) link

Wasn't an Amazon post, but an internet argument when I was in my early 20s where someone gave a really stupid synopsis of some album on this early precursor to social networking sites (I think campuskiss.com). I defended whatever album it was, so he went all ad hominem on me saying what would I know about music.

I gave a juvenile response about the size of my music collection (at the time like 500 cds, not exactly a large amount, or anywhere close to what I have now). Other guy replies "Pfft. IIIIIIIIIIIIIII work in a CD STORE, and I can TELL YOU that there aren't 500 cds in the world worth hearing."

San Te, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 17:57 (thirteen years ago) link

4 of 7 people found the following review helpful:
Not as informative as I had hoped, May 12, 2010
By J@mes B. S!mpk!ns - See all my reviews

This review is from: Bang! Pow! Boom! Nuclear Version (Audio CD)
I purchased this cd because it was my understanding that it would finally lay to rest some of the nagging questions that I had about magnets. Unfortunately, I feel like ICP gave this important topic short shift. I mean they didn't even bother to explain how magnets work. And really, why bring up the magnets if you don't have answers? On the other hand I do like that these artists are using their spotlight to raise some important questions about a scientific concept about which we have precious little information. Maybe this will put the question of how magnets work in front of someone who can finally tell us.

San Te, Friday, 23 July 2010 22:01 (thirteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

http://www.amazon.com/Denon-AKDL1-Dedicated-Link-Cable/dp/B000I1X6PM

? (dyao), Friday, 20 August 2010 01:27 (thirteen years ago) link

HAHAHAHA

michangelo wuz a party d00d (San Te), Friday, 20 August 2010 01:29 (thirteen years ago) link

2 of 10 people found the following review helpful:
morals are a product of higher inteligence, May 31, 2010
By kim pieruccini - See all my reviews

Indulging in our own vices is the easiest thing to do. Living with morals is tougher but makes for a a meaningful life.
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8 of 48 people found the following review helpful:
Whatever, October 1, 2004
By robbie "robbie" (california) - See all my reviews

This is just like the regular bible. Full of crap and uneducaded. There is no god, no devil no nothing, just us so called "humans" floting around on a big ball of mud until we die inevidibly. Whatever. a big hunk of dull dimwitted thoughts. just like the christian bible.

its time to think for ourselvs.
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don't think I even need to tell you what book these reviews came from....

michangelo wuz a party d00d (San Te), Friday, 20 August 2010 01:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Eat Pray Love?

lord goo goo (latebloomer), Friday, 20 August 2010 01:40 (thirteen years ago) link

if you follow San Te's link PLEASE click on "see and rate all 22 attributes"

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 20 August 2010 02:10 (thirteen years ago) link

was actually dyao's link but LOL that is awesome

michangelo wuz a party d00d (San Te), Friday, 20 August 2010 02:12 (thirteen years ago) link

well who knew, sometimes the internet pulls it out

acoleuthic, Friday, 20 August 2010 02:17 (thirteen years ago) link

39 pages of those

so good

gross rainbow of haerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 20 August 2010 03:19 (thirteen years ago) link

sorry dyao, the cables whisper to me as i type and i get confused

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 20 August 2010 04:20 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://www.amazon.com/Selected-Nuclear-Materials-Engineering-Landolt-B%C3%B6rnstein/dp/3540484744/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1284483024&sr=8-2

Selected Nuclear Materials and Engineering Systems (Landolt-Börnstein: Numerical Data and Functional Relationships in Science and Technology - New Series / Physical Chemistry)

Price: $8,039.00 & this item ships for FREE with Super Saver Shipping

52 of 62 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Satisfying conclusion to a thrilling series, November 5, 2009
By Mark Alexander (Central Vermont) - See all my reviews
(REAL NAME)
This review is from: Selected Nuclear Materials and Engineering Systems (Kindle Edition)
I had to sell my car and take out an equity loan on my house to buy this book, but it was worth every penny. The previous volumes built to almost unbearable tension, leaving many questions unanswered. Would breeder reactors survive competition from newer technology? Would the nuclear waste problem be solved in our lifetime? Would Iran's nuclear program be stopped before it could endanger the free world? Could Diablo Canyon ever be made safe from earthquakes? Would the beautiful but annoying anti-nuclear activist (played by Jane Fonda in the TV miniseries adaptation) come around to seeing the joys and wonders of nuclear power?

These questions and many others are resolved in a denouement that is both ingenious and satisfying. I won't give away the ending, but I can say with assurance that you won't be disappointed. Highly recommended!


25 of 27 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Transcending Stereotypes, December 19, 2009
By Ultraguy (Moscow) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Selected Nuclear Materials and Engineering Systems (Kindle Edition)
I know what you're thinking : crystallographic and thermodynamic data of ternary alloy systems is a such a hackneyed plot device. But Landolt-Börnstein work their magic in such a subtle and layered way that at 3am when you are reading just one more page, you suddenly realise how they have completely turned everything on its head and produced the most breathtakingly original work. Not to mention the most spellbinding.

It is a little lightweight on the intellectual side and perhaps should be included in the tweens section, but overall well worth 5 stars. I got it before the 20% discount became available and am delighted. So it really is an absolute steal right now.

owenf, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 16:55 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

0 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars A Gift, 21 April 2010
By
J. M. Maynard (Croydon, Surrey, England) - See all my reviews
(REAL NAME)
This was bought as a gift for my son. He tells me he is very pleased with it. Delivery, as usual, was very prompt.

Babylon and zing (stevie), Saturday, 11 December 2010 11:49 (thirteen years ago) link

eight months pass...
two months pass...

http://www.amazon.com/Return-Mac-Prodigy/product-reviews/B000MTDRLI/ref=cm_cr_dp_hist_1?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&filterBy=addOneStar

read all but the first 1-star review on this page -- big case of "mistaken identity"

Neanderthal, Thursday, 27 October 2011 22:05 (twelve years ago) link

eight months pass...

No complaint, September 2, 2011
By E. Cohen (Occupied territory of Maine) - See all my reviews
(REAL NAME)
Amazon Verified Purchase(What's this?)
This review is from: Mayfair 46ECDG Premium Round Molded Wood Toilet Seat with Easy Clean Hinges and DuraGuard Antimicrobial, White (Tools & Home Improvement)
I still have this on the shelf and have not felt the urgency to replace the old seats yet. Soon.

coal, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 10:00 (eleven years ago) link

Dog won't eat this., September 2, 2011
By E. Cohen (Occupied territory of Maine) - See all my reviews
(REAL NAME)
Amazon Verified Purchase(What's this?)
This review is from: NaturVet Senior Bladder Support Tablets - 60 ct (Misc.)
I don't know if it works. To date, the dog will not eat one. If it were up to me, I would withhold all food until she did, but It is not up to me.

coal, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 10:02 (eleven years ago) link

True enough, September 2, 2011
By E. Cohen (Occupied territory of Maine) - See all my reviews
(REAL NAME)
Amazon Verified Purchase(What's this?)
This review is from: Conservatives Without Conscience (Hardcover)
I almost never buy books and seldom read them cover to cover. I have no complaints about this one and have quoted it from time to time. Still, I have not finish reading it and probably won't.

coal, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 10:02 (eleven years ago) link

nice

dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 10:19 (eleven years ago) link

Have not used it yet., May 10, 2011
By E. Cohen (Occupied territory of Maine) - See all my reviews
Amazon Verified Purchase(What's this?)
This review is from: Lexmark 16 10N0016 & Lexmark 26 10N0026 Compatible Remanufactured 10N0202 Combo Pack - 1 Black & 1 Color Ink Cartridges (Electronics)
All I can say is it arrived timely and was affordable. I still have not finished the first good cartridges ordered from Amazon. So far so good. Amazon will not let you publish without a star rating, so I gave it 5 stars just for price and shipping. Can't say anything about performance, but now I can delete the review request from my inbox.

r|t|c, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 10:40 (eleven years ago) link

Dunno, February 15, 2011
By E. Cohen (Occupied territory of Maine) - See all my reviews
Amazon Verified Purchase(What's this?)
This review is from: Solgar - Wild Oregano Oil Softgels - 60 (Health and Beauty)
Arrived sooner than promised and exactly as ordered. As to its immune boosting properties, my illness has continued unabated.

r|t|c, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 10:40 (eleven years ago) link

1HP Wasteking disposal, July 1, 2009
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dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 10:44 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...
one month passes...

http://www.amazon.com/review/R3RQQ6IU7WR4OC/ref=cm_cr_pr_viewpnt#R3RQQ6IU7WR4OC

245 of 281 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars True Tips: Owned for four months (and updated), October 7, 2011
By
coolreviewer1 "coolkayaker1"
Amazon Verified Purchase(What's this?)
This review is from: Sphere Gadget Technologies SP9882 Lightphoria Sad Light Therapy, 10,000 Lux (Health and Beauty)
First, this light is super-zany bright. It's blink your eyes bright, but not all weepy like "be a kitten and pass me the Kleenex" bright. But, it throws no heat. It's odd. Even the chassis doesn't get hot. Not like my halogen lamp which almost set the sprinklers off when it charred my pastrami sandwich wrapper. This Lightphoria by Sphere Gadget Technologies is cool as a summer cucumber.

If you click on the company, Sphere Gadget Technologies on the Amazon listing for this light, they make only this freaking light! Shouldn't it be Sphere Gadget Technology, then? This is, strangely enough, version 2.1-- I had diet Dr. Pepper come out of my nose when I noticed that. I'm sure there's been significant upgrades since version 2.0. Many of you are thinking now, "Maybe I should wait for version 3.0? Maybe it'll be thinner. Or have 10,500 lumens or something." I wish I could answer that for you, but those buggers at Sphere are one tight-lipped group.

Okay, but how's it work, you ask? I first used this light near my face at work for about two hours every morning for over a month straight as a test. It could be placebo effect, I have no idea, but I feel more alive all day at work. Not stand on my desk and beat my chest like Tarzan alive, but pretty close.

I'd think that, if it was only placebo, it would have worn off after a couple weeks. And I'm not that gullible for placebos and such. Sure, sometimes I'm down to my last nerve, and everyone in the office is plucking it. But, I'm no patsy.

The used car salesman who sold me the PT Cruiser with oatmeal in the transmission said it best when I pushed it back into his lot: "You, buddy, are just too cunning." God, that's rich. Trust me, he was as nervous as a hog at a luau when I bought my next car from him. I have that effect on people, I really do.

You're going to catch some major flack when you first place this 6 inch by 6 inch meteor on your desk, let me tell you. I thank the Lord that the unique novelty of the light has worn off and my co-workers no longer look at me like I've got a blood-sucking tarantula in the middle of my forehead. They've stopped saying, "Hey, Jersey Shore, you're tanning only one side of your face." Or, "Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close up." Or, "Mind if I reheat my coffee next to your 'gloomy lamp'?" Or, "Okay, okay. I confess. I'm the one that stole your mojo. Now turn it off, I beg you." Honestly, could I make this stuff up? A real witty bunch of intellectuals, they are.

Why the stars deduction? This is a cheaply built light. It's lightweight, but made of thin plastic. It feels like one drop on the floor and this thing will smash to pieces. The cord has a transformer on the wall end that takes too much space, and it attaches via a jack plug to the light that looks flimsy as heck. Hit the jack, break the light. This light feels like something you could win at the water-gun horsie race booth at the county fair, right next to the lead paint cupie dolls and the stuffed bear that smells like formaldehyde and has one eye dangling on a loose thread.

So, when you get the light, do an experiment: ask your friends and co-workers, how much do you think this light costs? The answer will be around $20. Sure, you could argue 10k lumens takes some LED bulbs and what not. But when I can get a full floor lamp with bright natural light for 1/2 this price, this little thing is pricey. Frankly, the only reason I didn't buy the cheaper floor lamp is that my co-workers would probably call the asylum if I sat at my desk for two hours each morning staring at a floor lamp only 8 inches from my kisser.

In addition, the different intensity settings on this Lightphoria are useless. Low, medium or high, the brightness changes little. I use it on the brightest setting, regardless of how bummed out I am on a particular day.

Will I use it? Let's just say that sometimes my attitude stinks stronger than a startled skunk hit by a dirt clod. I'll admit it.

So, yep, the light seems to make me feel better about myself. And when I feel better about myself, I treat those around me like human beings. So, yes, it helps. Will it break? Probably. Is it worth the price to feel like a six year old on a long summer day? If it keeps working, sure.

I feel light as a feather now, you know, getting all this heavy stuff off my mind. I might even take a morning off from using the old strobe in the face. On second thought, I'd better at least give myself a 30 minute "booster" to ignite that twinkle in my eye. And I know what you're thinking, and no, I'm not addicted to light box therapy. Sheesh. Get a grip, will you.

UPDATE!!!: Jan 21. Okay, I've had it now for several months. I have not budged it from the corner of my desk for fear that I will break it. I have not smashed it yet. I even tuck the cord under the corner of my desk with Scotch tape to prevent one of my unhappy colleagues from stumbling on the cord and yanking my $60 light off my desk and smashing it and then saying, "Hey, I'm sorry. I'll replace it -- here's twenty bucks. Keep the change and buy yourself a cup of coffee."

The big question, do I still use it? Answer is: yes. The lights are still bright, no burned out LED bulbs, and still strong beams in my face every morning at my desk for 90 minutes. If I've got a big meeting or something, I might stare at it for an additional 30 minutes, but by then my eyeballs feel like two Fig Newtons, so I stop.

I really appreciate the timer feature for 15, 30 or 45 minutes. Without it, I might get distracted and leave the thing on all night and the janitor would think some blind lunatic sits at my desk.

I don't know if it's the lamp or the one lb. bag of peanut M&M's in my desk drawer, but something gives me a smile. Something is preventing me from meandering down to the company boiler room, throwing my necktie over a waterpipe and kicking a desk chair out from under myself. So, I guess, all in all, I'm happy I bought this light.

A cute girl in the corner cubicle just got this same light. She never asked me about it--it just appeared on her desk one morning. She's cute as hell, with curly red hair and an ice cream scoop dimple in the middle of her chin.

But, her eyes look like two burnt holes in a blanket. No wonder someone gave her this "pep" light. And, just so you know, even with light box therapy, she still avoids me like fresh paint on a park bench.

I do not have clinical depression or SAD, so if someone has those conditions, ask your head shrink about using this light. I, honestly, have no idea if this light, plus a fistful of prescription pills, will be enough to ward off depression. I know that wolfbane inhibits werewolves, and that spinach makes Popeye strong as a kicking mule. Those are scientific facts.

But, I haven't the foggiest notion how this light will affect you. I'd help you if I could, though. I really would.

My review is for us folks who get the blues from dank office conditions while schlepping the old "ball and chain" for "the Man" to earn a measly paycheck that's barely enough to buy a hot pizza pie, a six pack of liquid "therapy", and this Lightphoria lamp. Then, we sit like brainless twits in the stinging glare of this light to burn on a "game face", and do it all again the following week.

Cheers to you all! Don't be all bummed out, like me. In the summer, stare at the sun until you're weeping like a newborn. In the winter, eyeball this flimsy light until you see rows of LEDs on the backs of your lids in your dreams. Your wallet will be lighter, but your day will be brighter.

Please have a bright day!!!!!!!
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borscht and bikinis (how's life), Thursday, 11 October 2012 10:53 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B002ATI4VG/ref=tsm_1_fb_lk

4.0 out of 5 stars A triumph... 1 April 2011
By barkas
From the moment you remove the cap you realise you're in for a treat. Fresh, bright, smoky, with a mineral edge and rounded, fruity nose. Midweight and bold, possessing some edge and no little bite, yet remaining smooth, balanced and satisfying. This is a drink to enjoy with friends in a park. Highly recommended.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Saturday, 22 December 2012 15:20 (eleven years ago) link

5.0 out of 5 stars Look great, feel great December 27, 2012
By Alberto
Color Name:Navy/Blue|Size Name:Medium|Amazon Verified Purchase
The material is very comfortable; soft and smooth. I have an athletic figure. I'm around 5'8", weigh 158, and have a 32" waist. I love to run so I have pretty big legs. That's why it's been almost impossible for me to find a pair of underwear that I like. All other underwear have either bunched up, given me wedgies, ridden up, or have failed my manhood in some other form. I ride a bike when I'm taking classes so these do get pulled up, but they are not uncomfortable. Sometimes I don't even notice it.

They've never given me wedgies and I haven't had to adjust myself down there in public yet. They're sort of like a compression short boxer-brief hybrid. The style of these looks great. They make me more motivated to keep improving my body because these are not meant to complement a figure that's not athletic.

So far they've been pretty durable. All things considered--quality, value, comfort, look, etc..--I would recommend these to anyone who is looking for better underwear.

too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 4 January 2013 15:41 (eleven years ago) link

what are the odds that Alberto has an underwear blog

Angel Haze is my hero (DJP), Friday, 4 January 2013 15:55 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

Excerpt from a Kava tea review:

For those interested in using Kava, you should know that the threshold dose for feeling any effects of from kava is about 150mg of kavalactones- keep in mind that this is considered a low dose. One bag of Yogi's Kava tea contains just over 20mg of active ingredients (kavalactones). At lower doses around these levels I have noticed slight mental relaxation and occassionally very vivid dreams. Doses of 300mg (which equates to about a full box of Yogi tea) and much higher are more effective for relief of anxiety and muscle soreness, and are more typical of the dosage in traditional use by Pacific Islanders.

When I use this tea I always use between 10-16 TEABAGS PER CUP! This looks ridiculous while steeping, but makes sense considering Yogi only puts about 1/8 of a dose of Kava into their bags. Unsurprisingly, the suggested dose of 1-2 bags has been totally ineffective for me. When brewing the tea as strong as I do, I find that it is effective, delicious and requires no sweetener. Flavor can be improved (personal taste) by the addition of some milk or cream. It makes me laugh to read Yogi's instructions to add "another" teabag (for a total of less than 50mg kavalactones) after a stressful day. People, use at least half a box if you want to feel anything other than a placebo effect!

your fretless ways (Eazy), Thursday, 28 February 2013 14:58 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.amazon.com/Chefn-102-205-017-Bananza-Banana-Slicer/product-reviews/B004HINHKQ/?_encoding=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&tag=happyexposure-20&linkCode=ur2&camp=1789&creative=390957

I had no idea. LITERALLY no idea that bananas could be sliced. For MY ENTIRE LIFE I have simply peeled and chewed bananas.

BUT NOW...NOW...I can have my bananas SLICED. perfect little banana discs!!!! PERFECT BANANA DISCS

I put them in my coffee, have some arranged along the windowsill so walkers by can marvel, I EVEN TRIED THEM ON CEREAL DELICIOUS!!!!

I ordered TWO MORE! One for the boat and one for the garage.

THANK YOU!

sleeve, Thursday, 28 February 2013 15:23 (eleven years ago) link

Oh, the banana slicer is like a whole thing now: Amazon's banana slicer is fruitful fodder for hilarious customer reviews

Also, for some reason, someone has been mailing them to librarians: http://branch.com/b/the-day-that-a-bunch-of-librarians-got-banana-slicers

ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Thursday, 28 February 2013 16:03 (eleven years ago) link

this is a good review of "The Great Gatsby"

http://www.amazon.com/review/R20W2719AMEV1U/ref=cm_cr_pr_perm?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B000FC0PDA&linkCode=&nodeID=&tag=

frogbs, Thursday, 28 February 2013 23:49 (eleven years ago) link


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