lil b (the based god)

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merry christmas bitch i got a bulletproof vest
happy new year bitch suck my fucking dick

J0rdan S., Friday, 30 July 2010 05:04 (thirteen years ago) link

shout out tupac i don't know you but i love you
man i fucked so many hoes cuz i look gay but bitch i'm thuggin

J0rdan S., Friday, 30 July 2010 05:05 (thirteen years ago) link

andy milonakis
bitch i'm johnny cochran
smooth with that chopper
i'm gone like my father

there is something about this one...

J0rdan S., Friday, 30 July 2010 05:13 (thirteen years ago) link

it's like he's rapping luriqua posts

terry squad (k3vin k.), Friday, 30 July 2010 05:17 (thirteen years ago) link

idk who dj spinz is, but a mixtape dj voiceover going "shouts to all my chefs. whippin up them 5 star meals, man." is the best most hilarious thing ever

J0rdan S., Friday, 30 July 2010 05:18 (thirteen years ago) link

yes, very otm kev

J0rdan S., Friday, 30 July 2010 05:18 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1NLVMKteFA

"whos your top 5 artists?"

"shouts out soulja boy, the pack, um, lil wayne, um, tupac, antony and the johnsons"

J0rdan S., Friday, 30 July 2010 06:54 (thirteen years ago) link

also he pronounces 'pwnage" as "pinaj" like it rhymes with "minaj" about 3 or 4 times

J0rdan S., Friday, 30 July 2010 06:57 (thirteen years ago) link

rare and secrete footage of the master chef dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpRm_4wTLFk

J0rdan S., Friday, 30 July 2010 06:59 (thirteen years ago) link

there is something about watching these video clips seeing a room full of people singing along to a bunch of youtube songs that is so cool and in a way heart-warming. i feel so happy for the guy.

hoes on my dick cos my groceries bagged (tpp), Friday, 30 July 2010 20:19 (thirteen years ago) link

while we're on the subject i also feel like barbara walters

hoes on my dick cos my groceries bagged (tpp), Friday, 30 July 2010 20:23 (thirteen years ago) link

lol, did not know he walked among us.
really kinda liking this guy quite a lot lately.

8o---e*.\\\||///.*ə---o8 (forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 July 2010 20:40 (thirteen years ago) link

btw, where can i get an mp3 of county blues?

8o---e*.\\\||///.*ə---o8 (forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 July 2010 20:45 (thirteen years ago) link

everyone should download the EVERYTHING BASED mixtape

J0rdan S., Friday, 30 July 2010 20:45 (thirteen years ago) link

especially ppl like me who listen to b on youtube 95% of the time

J0rdan S., Friday, 30 July 2010 20:46 (thirteen years ago) link

wooow i missed The Summer when the youtube came out...that beat completely took me by surprise

/\/K/\/\, Friday, 30 July 2010 21:17 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah that song is really excellent

J0rdan S., Friday, 30 July 2010 21:31 (thirteen years ago) link

man, i was gonna start a trolling Lil B lyrics thread where I pretend to gush over his genius lyrics like J0rdan re: Gucci Mane, but it looks like J0rdan is already beating me to the punch on that

krippendorf's trife (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 30 July 2010 21:46 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm not gushing over his genius lyrics

J0rdan S., Friday, 30 July 2010 21:55 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm posting the ones that i think are funny

J0rdan S., Friday, 30 July 2010 21:56 (thirteen years ago) link

except the one about his father, which i thought was just interesting

J0rdan S., Friday, 30 July 2010 21:56 (thirteen years ago) link

i think the persona of lil b is genius, and i often think the art (music and otherwise) is too, but i'm not saying that the dude is a dope rap lyricist in the classic sense -- and i never have

altho sometimes his lyrics can def stand up on their own

J0rdan S., Friday, 30 July 2010 21:58 (thirteen years ago) link

and anyway, heaven forbid someone gushes over a rapper's LYRICS

i should start a thread where i post as you gushing over big boi's talkbox

J0rdan S., Friday, 30 July 2010 22:00 (thirteen years ago) link

this verse from 'the worlds ending' is really dope imo

why in school they ain't teach you bout the taxes
in the real world maine its all about taxes
all about tv and living above average
where the fuck you stay and all about your status
what the fuck you drive to the size of your mattress
how big ya chain and the girls that you're smashing
how much you work plus the time you relaxing
time spent in jail and in the streets savage
mixed with the robbing the stress and the addicts
mixed with the greed and the guns and the havoc
mixed with the weed and pills and the acid
killing off my people and the media is laughing
heard about the past but the present is whats happening
probation slavery pissing for the master
the cops is the gang and they really beat your ass
and the courts is the mob and its run by the cash

― pollos da don (tpp), Saturday, 1 May 2010 05:17 (2 months ago) Bookmark

hoes on my dick cos my groceries bagged (tpp), Friday, 30 July 2010 22:10 (thirteen years ago) link

yep

along the same lines, "the age of information" has rap lyrics that i will stand by

J0rdan S., Friday, 30 July 2010 22:13 (thirteen years ago) link

im feeling this lil guy conceptually, wondering if anyone could point me in the direction of some good songs, ps im talking abt good songs thx

ice cr?m, Friday, 30 July 2010 22:14 (thirteen years ago) link

download the mixtape EVERYTHING BASED

J0rdan S., Friday, 30 July 2010 22:15 (thirteen years ago) link

but before, i would youtube

i'm god
the age of information
pretty boy
insane

J0rdan S., Friday, 30 July 2010 22:16 (thirteen years ago) link

is lil b chillwave thx

ice cr?m, Friday, 30 July 2010 22:16 (thirteen years ago) link

he's moonwalkwave

J0rdan S., Friday, 30 July 2010 22:17 (thirteen years ago) link

cool b walks wave

ice cr?m, Friday, 30 July 2010 22:19 (thirteen years ago) link

cookwave

▲▼▲▼▲▼▲▼ (LOLK), Friday, 30 July 2010 22:20 (thirteen years ago) link

otm

J0rdan S., Friday, 30 July 2010 22:21 (thirteen years ago) link

cook b lil wave

ice cr?m, Friday, 30 July 2010 22:24 (thirteen years ago) link

lil b is the hip hop carles

hoes on my dick cos my groceries bagged (tpp), Friday, 30 July 2010 22:32 (thirteen years ago) link

"summer" is quite dope in a 98-type way. big ups for using "triggerman"

ballerrr (The Reverend), Saturday, 31 July 2010 05:39 (thirteen years ago) link

has anybody listened to Paint?

ballerrr (The Reverend), Saturday, 31 July 2010 05:47 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah it's horrible

J0rdan S., Saturday, 31 July 2010 05:49 (thirteen years ago) link

it's totally spoken word

J0rdan S., Saturday, 31 July 2010 05:49 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm just grooving to "Real Life."

altered boners (rennavate), Saturday, 31 July 2010 06:03 (thirteen years ago) link

:(

ballerrr (The Reverend), Saturday, 31 July 2010 06:09 (thirteen years ago) link

This is a rare performance feat Lil B,

he has made a rare appearance at SOULJA BOY'S 20th BIRTHDAY PARTY..
THIS WAS HISTORY..
ALSO YO GOTTI AND NATALIE NUNN ARE IN THE VIDEO WITH RARE CAMEOS

J0rdan S., Saturday, 31 July 2010 06:12 (thirteen years ago) link

i realized that "t shirt & buddens" really is a classic diss track

J0rdan S., Saturday, 31 July 2010 06:16 (thirteen years ago) link

"The Age of Information" is like my favourite song of the year sometimes.

altered boners (rennavate), Saturday, 31 July 2010 06:31 (thirteen years ago) link

lil b is the hip hop carles

hang on this is like worst diss ever tho

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Saturday, 31 July 2010 08:37 (thirteen years ago) link

i like b and think he's doing some pretty interesting things but i don't really have any patience to be into him properly cuz i'm not a stoner (and have no patience w/stoners irl either)

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Saturday, 31 July 2010 08:38 (thirteen years ago) link

lil b is all rl

ogmor, Saturday, 31 July 2010 10:48 (thirteen years ago) link

lil b is like the hip hop pitchforkreviewsreviews

/\/K/\/\, Saturday, 31 July 2010 14:38 (thirteen years ago) link

hahaha he's not the hip hop carles but he is the embodiment of carles' idea of 'getting your memes directly from the artist ' bypassing the 'content filtering service industry' for better or worse

hoes on my dick cos my groceries bagged (tpp), Saturday, 31 July 2010 14:59 (thirteen years ago) link

baby girl its the summer work that pussy like a nascar driverrr

␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆ (LOLK), Saturday, 31 July 2010 23:09 (thirteen years ago) link


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