The slow death of McDonald's in North America?

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i like the little apple wedges they have. especially when dipped in that yummy gooey sweet sweet caramel sauce. healthy snack

phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 22 April 2006 19:44 (eighteen years ago) link

They'll survive, but over the long haul they'll have to adapt to people wanting less fattening food.

well, mcdonalds bought like 90% of chipotle, and they're doing pretty ok

phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 22 April 2006 19:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Xpost Salads.... Granted, as long as there are other vegetables besides lettuce, like raw broccoli or what not, it's better to have a fat-laden salad that's 800 calories than a fast-food burger that's 800 calories. But it's a tiny benefit at best.

DOQQUN (donut), Saturday, 22 April 2006 19:45 (eighteen years ago) link

There is this legend in Newtown, Sydney, that the McDonalds that closed there due to lack of business is the only McDonalds ever to do so for that reason. I'm sure that's an exaggeration butit must be a rare event and the locals are very proud of it.

ratty, Saturday, 22 April 2006 21:20 (eighteen years ago) link

In fact, now I've read Donut's comments about Seattle in the American Obestity thread I can now see that it's not an incredibly uncommon event after all.

ratty, Saturday, 22 April 2006 21:25 (eighteen years ago) link

The one a block from my work is jam packed every day at lunch. Business drones love big macs.

Jeff. (Jeff), Saturday, 22 April 2006 21:28 (eighteen years ago) link

i love big macs too.

phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 22 April 2006 21:53 (eighteen years ago) link

I bring this up because the word "McDonald's" has become synonymous with the concepts of everything wrong with the corporatization of the world, and all its ill side effects to the environment...

Why is this? They have served billions of people and given probably millions of people jobs. Not to mention that they are the only restaurant many people can afford to go to. Is all of that offset by using liberal buzzwords about Big Business to describe them?

Cunga (Cunga), Saturday, 22 April 2006 22:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Id say McD's isnt doing as well as it used to here (im in Auckland). They've definitly been trying to change their image in a big way - McCafes, Subway style sandwichs, healthy menu - even the kid's meals can come with like fruit juice and and dried fruit instead of fries i think. While we do have obesity problems, it's nowhere as bad as America. So yeah, i think the changes in McDs are because they realise if they don't change, theyre not gonna last.

splates (splates), Saturday, 22 April 2006 22:33 (eighteen years ago) link

i never really took to the demonization of mcdonalds. partly because i kinda like their food, but i mean it is kinda tasty/gross, and cheap, and if you don't like it you don't have to eat there. there are a plenty worse companies to rally against. like fucking insurance companies. or maybe walmart? i dunno since ive never been to one. or logging companies? credit cards too.

i saw some article about how the food in mcdonalds in europe, asia have far less fat/cholesterol/etc and far fewer trans fats. lucky them

phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 22 April 2006 22:37 (eighteen years ago) link

"Stung by obesity lawsuits and criticism from books like "Fast Food Nation," the company's brand seemed passé and the high-calorie, high-fat, high-sodium cuisine appeared poised for a long decline.

ha! high-calorie, high-fat, high-sodium cuisine will never go out of style. that's where the flavor is!

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Saturday, 22 April 2006 22:47 (eighteen years ago) link

True, but whether McDonald's can be the ruler of the High Fat High Sodium Throne is the question.

I'm starting to think that Seattle is just an exception here. It's the Pacific northwest -- where hybrid co-op megamarkets do better than the chain markets, and also a bit middle-to-upper class in the central parts, so McDonald's are going to suffer greatly here, but only here, and SF and Portland and Vancouver to some degree.

DOQQUN (donut), Saturday, 22 April 2006 22:53 (eighteen years ago) link

The disproportionate anti-McDonalds attitude amongst liberals/lefties is I think an example of a certain level of cultural snobbery that can infect their otherwise legitimate complaints. McDonalds and Coca-Cola offend merely by dint of their sheer American-imperialism-ubiquity, and then it's assumed that any negative things about them (dubious health value, bad employment practices, aggressive market domination etc.) exist in direct proportion to their size and ubiquitousness. This may indeed be the case, but not automatically so. More sympathetically I guess, the general public can look at McDonalds and immediately intuitively understand the notion of "big business" in a way that doesn't work w/r/t discussions about Lockheed-Martin or Smith-Klein. So there's a certain strategic advantage in choosing them as yr enemy.

I will say that I can't imagine a place more stressful to work than McDonalds, and this is based not so much on what they do but on how the staff shout at eachother. It's not even a nasty or vindictive shouting - they're just aggressive and demanding with eachother as a matter of course, as if it's necessary to be this way to have anyone pay attention to you.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Saturday, 22 April 2006 22:58 (eighteen years ago) link

whether McDonald's can be the ruler of the High Fat High Sodium Throne is the question.

yeah - mcdonalds is incredibly gross and borderline poisonous. what're they doing to all those delicious fatty calories? knowing that there's millions of people that eat it regularly (every day even) bums me out.

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Saturday, 22 April 2006 23:03 (eighteen years ago) link

donut, there was a McDonalds torn down at 45th and Stoneway about 2 years ago as well, also due to lack of biz. Maybe it's because Seattle has Dick's and Kidd Valley.

Jaq (Jaq), Saturday, 22 April 2006 23:07 (eighteen years ago) link

haha, I was waiting for the Dick's counter-argument :D . Jaq wins.

Dick's burgers are probably 10 times worse for you than McDonald's burgers even (and LeCoq claims they taste 10 times worse even), but you know, Dick's are LOCAL and INDEPENDENT and they're namedropped in a SIR MIX-A-LOT song! heh.

DOQQUN (donut), Saturday, 22 April 2006 23:13 (eighteen years ago) link

More to the point, cities with lots of civic pride are going to be low on the chain places in general, when it comes to fast food... stressing "in general". I'm guessing Madison has a very low McDonald's count for that reason, though outer Wisconsin is probably deluged with McD's.

DOQQUN (donut), Saturday, 22 April 2006 23:16 (eighteen years ago) link

i remember being surprised that i didnt see any chain restaurants in downtown austin. like on 6th street and around. except for a jimmy johns.

phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 22 April 2006 23:17 (eighteen years ago) link

t finney otm

RJG (RJG), Saturday, 22 April 2006 23:20 (eighteen years ago) link

in this society, civic pride = COMMUNISM

even cathy berberian's nose (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 22 April 2006 23:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Austin, for all of the reasons above and more -- especially being very wanting to rub against the rest of Texas the wrong way -- not having chain restaurants isn't surprising to me at all.

In Manhattan, I guess it's the same effect as in Sydney and Melbourne... chain places can rent a spot on several blocks and just operate and be successful as such.

I guess my main focus was on the classic free-standing McDonald's restaurants with all four colorful sides, the golden arches, and an attached McPlayLand dying slowly... and I believe, in bigger cities, that is indeed happening, but these will always have a life in more sparse areas in the future.

Hell, Pioneer Chicken still exists! They just operate about 5 stores in the country now, but they're not technically dead yet.

DOQQUN (donut), Saturday, 22 April 2006 23:23 (eighteen years ago) link

civic pride = COMMUNISM

In Communist Civic Pride, Food Faster Than YOU!

DOQQUN (donut), Saturday, 22 April 2006 23:26 (eighteen years ago) link

doqqun, do you hate THE MARKET

even cathy berberian's nose (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 22 April 2006 23:27 (eighteen years ago) link

hey man if its smooth ill skate anywhere d00d

DOQQUN (donut), Saturday, 22 April 2006 23:30 (eighteen years ago) link

I guess my main focus was on the classic free-standing McDonald's restaurants with all four colorful sides, the golden arches, and an attached McPlayLand dying slowly..

The only place I see McD's like that here is the few in country towns, on the side of the freeway betwixt Sydney and Melbourne, purpose-built for the 12 hour drive stop off. I havent seen a Maccas or Pizza Hut fully standalone with its classic building design/livery/etc in years - it seems really 80s and long gone.

Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 23 April 2006 02:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Pizza Hut doesn't exist in Adelaide anymore - apart from a bare-bones delievry service and one restaurant at Marion.

Cue several abandoned buildings around the place.

Speaking of abandoned buildings, all the former Sizzlers in Adelaide (before they pulled out ten years ago) are still like that. Oh, one was going to be turned into a "casino" but that didn't work out.

So why is that Queenslanders love Sizzler so much it still exists there? I don't want to say "because they're fat idiots", but...

Esteban Butthead (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Sunday, 23 April 2006 03:19 (eighteen years ago) link

I thought Sizzler got bought out by some other meaty goodness chain in the 90s and then almost immediately went bankrupt? I forget who it was bought them out though.

Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 23 April 2006 04:33 (eighteen years ago) link

there are a plenty worse companies to rally against. like fucking insurance companies. or maybe walmart? i dunno since ive never been to one. or logging companies? credit cards too.

There's no real alternative to Insurance. People fucking hate Walmart, see that indie film that was doing the rounds last year. Public campaigns against logging companies don't really go anywhere because people are soooo far removed from the companies. Credit Cards are a v. American problem, but people be loving free cash.

Also, none of these except Visa have a big international name.

The disproportionate anti-McDonalds attitude amongst liberals/lefties is I think an example of a certain level of cultural snobbery that can infect their otherwise legitimate complaints. McDonalds and Coca-Cola offend merely by dint of their sheer American-imperialism-ubiquity

There's been very very little anti-Coca-Cola aggro even after No Logo (where the only actual negative mention is the "schoolkid suspended for wearing Pepsi T-shirt to Coke Day", which hardly Shell in Nigeria), up until the recent noise about companies that they subcontract to killing people, partly because duh, twitchy activists love caffeine, and partly because Coke tends to keep its nose clean and content itself with a water tower full of gold coins.

The main reason, as far as I'm aware, for the focus on McDonalds, is the McLibel case. Two untrained protestors almost winning a UK libel case over a cadre of corporate lawyers and dirty tricks, and possibly getting the libel laws changed to the point where they could win it, is exactly the sort of story that gets people's attention.

(I guess I'm only speaking from a UK perspective here)

Also snobbery's a really tricky word to be using here.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Sunday, 23 April 2006 08:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Supersize Me dvd given away free in papers this weekend. Full page mcdonalds advert on the back saying that there are two sides to every story...

koogs (koogs), Sunday, 23 April 2006 12:17 (eighteen years ago) link


More to the point, cities with lots of civic pride are going to be low on the chain places in general, when it comes to fast food... stressing "in general". I'm guessing Madison has a very low McDonald's count for that reason, though outer Wisconsin is probably deluged with McD's.

Not a lot of McDonald's in Wisconsin overall. Well I think it's more that Wisconsin isn't exactly in "cross-over" or "drive through" country. There aren't a lot of huge interstates in Wisconsin. If you've been there, you'll see there are not a lot of McDonalds, but that's less a matter of "civic pride" than it is a matter of McDonald's having the sense not to put up restaurants in areas with relatively little traffic. It's not a sprawly state, like its neighbor Illinois.

ronald mcdonald, Sunday, 23 April 2006 12:34 (eighteen years ago) link

I've been in Wisconsin before but on a road trip... (I drove from Minneapolis through the Dells and down to Madison, then over to Milwaukee and down to Illinois)... I don't remember much about what was between either Twin Cities/Madison or Madison/Milwaukee per se.. it's a big of a blur to me, except the city Menomenie, just because my mp3 cd player ran out of juice, and Billy Idol's "Money Money" came on the radio, and i kept on singing "Meno Monie" to the song instead (only to find out later it's pronounced "mah-NAH-meh-KNEE", and not "MEN-oh-MOAN-ee"... but anyway).. and of course, I remembered Ho-Chunk Casino. But that's it.

DOQQUN (donut), Sunday, 23 April 2006 18:01 (eighteen years ago) link

There's been very very little anti-Coca-Cola aggro even after No Logo

wasn't there a shitload after it came out about how they were fucking people & land over in india? it felt like it to me... think it was around then i actively stopped buying coca cola and their other drinks because they are scum rather than passively not buying it just because i don't like it. also there was the selling tap water thing, but that was sort of funny: dude, you live in a country where the tap water's safe and you buy bottled water? hahahaha you kind of deserve what you get.

emsk ( emsk), Sunday, 23 April 2006 22:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah "snobbery" probably is a tricky word.

But I do think that cultural distaste for fast food (esp. of the multinational conglomerate variety) is partly a taste issue, and is influenced by factors such as class, education and location.

In saying this I'm not implying that such a position is automatically a bad thing: I have an attitude towards Starbucks in particular that I would happily describe as "snobbish": I much prefer the idiosyncracies of all the little city cafes that Melbourne is so ostentatiously proud of. This exists alongside a certain cynicism w/r/t Starbucks' work practices (particularly the stuff detailed in, yes, No Logo, about squeezing out competition by oversupplying the market). But my cynicism about Starbucks as an aggressive multinational chain and my distaste for the homogeneity of the Starbucks experience are mutually reinforcing, and I'm not going to pretend that without the latter my position on the former would still be as strong.

I think that, with McDonalds, I feel less antipathy b/c the fast food experience seems to me to be it's own thing at this stage, whereas Starbucks and all the other coffee chains still present themselves as capturing the "cafe experience". I react against what I instinctively perceive to be the false version of something which I enjoy. And again this is partly snobbery coming into play: when we identify and react against a faux version of something we like we are demonstrating our qualities of discernment and taste in a way that is more sophisticated (relatively) than by simply making the broad distinction b/w what we like and don't like e.g. "fast food = uncultured; coffee = cultured"

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Sunday, 23 April 2006 23:31 (eighteen years ago) link

i was in a car service on the way home from hanging out w/ chris, vicky, robster & nyc ilxors and it was midnite and nothing was open - EXCEPT the 24 hour mcdonalds by my house. so i asked the driver to take me into the drive-thru so i had a quarter pounder w/ cheese and some fries and now i can go to sleep happy.

thank you ray kroc.

phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 24 April 2006 03:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Salads, whatever. It's because McDonalds fucked up their BURGERS is why they're going down. That crap oil they use--they didn't always use that shit.

Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Monday, 24 April 2006 13:59 (eighteen years ago) link

The people who take advantage of Mickey Deez' $1 Menu items and 24/7 operations status eat lunch in the back of the upmarket soup/salad/sandwich joint where city center/downtown office types pay $8 for cold tandoori chicken and basil pesto on crusty wannabe ciabatta baked in parchment only 5 hours before. Their McDonalds' are located in the opposite direction from downtown that the office kids go at 6pm.

Are McDonald's ads in other countries as strongly targeted towards minorities as they now are in the US? I think I've seen about 1 ad of theirs in the past year that featured a white person as the focal point.

As long as people get tired of eating ramen slash beans & rice once in a while, McDonald's is going to be doing just fine.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 24 April 2006 14:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Actually just yesterday I saw one that featured a black late-teens/20something male walking down the sidewalk, and he would pass a store and look in the window and the store would physically back away from him and the sidewalk. Some monologue about how things always seem just out of his reach. But then there's the $1 menu at McDonalds, and he can get his bruger or whatever, and then he comes out and this electronics shop is moving towards him instead of away. It was pretty WTF but kind of frighteningly perceptive/OTM at the same time.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 24 April 2006 14:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh and the one with a white guy in it: He's in an armchair eating his McD's breakfast sandwich and fries (which looked REALLY GOOD to me for some reason) and then he gets up, goes into the kitchen, reaches in the fridge and pulls out - a jacket. The voiceover explains that with the $1 menu you can now use all that space in your kitchen to store the clothes you buy with the money you save on food, or something to that effect. Again, mind-boggling.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 24 April 2006 14:46 (eighteen years ago) link

The breakfast menu ads are the only ones with white ppl in them, I think it's astute from my personal experience, apparently McMuffins are for everyone but Big Macs are a little trashy, wtf? The most perplexing ad was the one with the pillow-faced blonde girl trying to convince an extraordinarily unattractive (and also much older than her, and too old to work as a cashier at a McD's anyway) recently-dumped Tom Hankshish dude that he should go out with her because she has the consistency of a McGriddles or something like that. WTF does that even mean?

McDonald's is also the one with the ads where ppl see their families or jobs for the first time after eating a breakfast sandwich, isn't it? Or is that something else? McGriddles are apparently some kind of mind-melting substance.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 24 April 2006 14:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh yeah where dude drinks the coffee and is like "I'm married? Holy shit!"

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 24 April 2006 14:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Ugh you know what? It's like how the US Army ads pretty blatantly are lacking white ppl and even have that one kind of terrifying ad with the teenage mother who is convinced that joining the military is the only choice for her thx to some brochure someone gave her, but the US Army Reserves ad has the white kid in it. OK McD's ads just went back to creepy world for me.

Except for the dude who didn't know he was married, still golden.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 24 April 2006 15:06 (eighteen years ago) link

they should have one where some white middle-aged man drinks the coffee and realizes his Army reservist son is in danger of being killed in the middle of a shithole desert for the 14th month in a row because he voted republican.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 24 April 2006 15:11 (eighteen years ago) link

They should have one where the Marine is in his lame as D&D real life RPG and then is rolled up by a katamary.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 24 April 2006 15:12 (eighteen years ago) link

excuse me, katamari, I'm still a bit out of it.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 24 April 2006 15:12 (eighteen years ago) link

I go to McDonald's because they are consistent and they are fast. 99% of the time I know exactly what I'm going to get when I order a Big Mac. My burger isn't going to be rare, the lettuce isn't going to be wilted, the bun isn't going to be stale. While other fast food places may have tastier fare, my chances of waiting for a bum burger increase. So on those days when I don't want the hassle and I don't have the time, it's two-all-beef-patties for me. I can't imagine a world without McDonald's. Hell! And no, I am not poor-white-trash nor do I think that my fast food visits should warrant snubbery.

I've never been to Starbucks because I didn't get hooked on coffee. I guess I am uncultured.

Rebekkah (burntbrat), Monday, 24 April 2006 15:19 (eighteen years ago) link

all of this just makes me want a bacon egg & cheese macmuffin.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 24 April 2006 15:20 (eighteen years ago) link

There are plenty of ads with white people, btw. All of their premium chicken sandwich ads feature hip white people with their pinkies stuck up in the air.

Rebekkah (burntbrat), Monday, 24 April 2006 15:20 (eighteen years ago) link

sometimes I really wish taco bell delivered. how sad is that?

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 24 April 2006 15:21 (eighteen years ago) link

That group was at least half asian, IIRC. Their ads are creepy!

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 24 April 2006 15:21 (eighteen years ago) link

I just think they're 'hip & urban' ads are pathetic. McDonalds is, and always has been, a children's restaurant. Bring back Mayor McCheese and the Hamburglar and just be cool with who you are, Mc.

andy --, Monday, 24 April 2006 15:21 (eighteen years ago) link

je suis en train de l'aimer

I dunno. (amateurist), Friday, 13 June 2014 07:45 (nine years ago) link

seven months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93KTpF9JDWo

, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 13:15 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/yHPO2Rm.jpg

, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 13:15 (nine years ago) link

one year passes...

I just had a McDonald's shake. Don't do that. Never do that.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Friday, 5 August 2016 21:26 (seven years ago) link

I mean honestly it wasn't *that* bad but it was sooooo fucking sweet, just crammed down with syrup. I did at least take the whipped cream off.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Friday, 5 August 2016 21:26 (seven years ago) link

Person sitting next to me on the bus this evening had just been to McDonald's, because there was that warm cardboard smell.

and all the politicians making crazy sounds (snoball), Friday, 5 August 2016 21:37 (seven years ago) link

The frozen yogurt's actually not bad tho for $1

Nhex, Friday, 5 August 2016 23:30 (seven years ago) link

eight months pass...

http://blog.wallstreetsurvivor.com/2015/10/08/mcdonalds-beyond-the-burger/

Today McDonald’s makes its money on real estate through two methods. Its real estate subsidiary will buy and sell hot properties while also collecting rents on each of its franchised locations. McDonald’s restaurants are in over 100 countries and have probably served over 100 billion hamburgers. There are over 36,000 locations worldwide, of which only 15% are owned and operated by the McDonald’s corporation directly. The rest are franchisee-operated.

i n f i n i t y (∞), Thursday, 20 April 2017 21:22 (seven years ago) link

I predict the slow death of McDonald's in North America is going to be a very slow, long, drawn out, exceptionally tedious event.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 20 April 2017 22:12 (seven years ago) link

I predict the slow death of McDonald's in North America is going to be a very slow, long, drawn out, exceptionally tedious event.

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 20 April 2017 22:14 (seven years ago) link

I dunno, it's been a pretty exciting slow death thus far!

Lipbra Geraldoman (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 April 2017 22:18 (seven years ago) link

for a huge fast food chain ya

p nuts

theyre determined to not die

i n f i n i t y (∞), Thursday, 20 April 2017 22:51 (seven years ago) link

Mayor McCheese would have won

salthigh, Thursday, 20 April 2017 23:17 (seven years ago) link

Crooked HamBurgler

to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 21 April 2017 00:05 (seven years ago) link

I remember liking their fries before I became a dietary vegan, though I thought their burgers were the worst (blandest/sweetest/most catering to childhood tastes) of the main franchises. Their core market is harried parents, and rural folk who don't know any better, I think.

Now I have no desire to eat anything they have to offer.

Fast food for me is only sampled on road trips, and I'll drive another 10 miles to the next Subway or Taco Bell, which at least have options (too few). I've heard McD overseas have a more interesting menu. I could live with McD India fare.

behavioral sink (Sanpaku), Friday, 21 April 2017 07:37 (seven years ago) link

rural folk who don't know any better

lmao

sleepingbag, Friday, 21 April 2017 08:02 (seven years ago) link

Well, or have no other choices. The only places I've seen long lines at a McD are off the interstate and at airports.

behavioral sink (Sanpaku), Friday, 21 April 2017 12:48 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/VRYBGUu.png
RIP

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 21 April 2017 12:56 (seven years ago) link

looks like all day breakfast was a good idea

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 21 April 2017 12:56 (seven years ago) link

I ate McDonalds yesterday AMA.

evol j, Friday, 21 April 2017 15:15 (seven years ago) link

did anyone see that movie The Founder a few months ago? Michael Keaton played Ray Kroc. p good i thought. didn't know their main source of income was real estate.

flappy bird, Friday, 21 April 2017 17:34 (seven years ago) link

looks like all day breakfast was a good idea

― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, April 21, 2017 12:56 PM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Their decision to go after Starbucks also helped their bottom line imo

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 21 April 2017 17:42 (seven years ago) link

what about the grand mac has anyone fucked with that yet

flappy bird, Friday, 21 April 2017 17:44 (seven years ago) link

you mean is there a video of somebody fucking a grand mac?

, Friday, 21 April 2017 17:51 (seven years ago) link

McDonalds hamburgers taste so strange to me. Sanpakyu otm up there

Still like McChickens though. Even though they too, taste nothing like actual chicken.

frogbs, Friday, 21 April 2017 17:53 (seven years ago) link

I figure the grand mac is just a stunt to give them something new to talk about in ads, because their franchisers aren't interested in doing anything new that requires substantial investments rn.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 21 April 2017 17:54 (seven years ago) link

you mean is there a video of somebody fucking a grand mac?

c'mon you and i both know there have to be multiple videos out there of somebody fucking not just the grand mac but the entire macdonald's menu, doubtless with particular focus on happy meals

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 April 2017 17:56 (seven years ago) link

hell yeah hit me with some links

flappy bird, Friday, 21 April 2017 18:01 (seven years ago) link

/r/fuckdonalds iirc

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 April 2017 18:02 (seven years ago) link

There's an infamous but LOLworthy-as-hell video of someone who at least wants to fuck a McDonald's burger - well if not quite a video at least an animated GIF - and the amazing thing is it's not from some internet rando who posted it online, but rather an actual paid McDonald's banner ad!

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/id_hit_it_-_mcdonalds_banner.gif

It appeared on espn.com in 2005 before some horrified McD exec managed to reach ESPN and get it pulled within an hour, but not before several bloggers captured it for all eternity. Exhibit A for why advertisers (and ppl in general) shouldn't try to be hip by using slang catchphrases until they're sure they know what they mean....

Lee626, Saturday, 22 April 2017 06:01 (seven years ago) link

Here in Joliet our local McD's is busy nearly all the time. It's particularly mystifying as there are excellent Mexican restaurants all around it, plus a BK and a Checkers. There is so much traffic in and out of there that it's a frequent car accident zone. And I must admit that I'm guilty of hitting it once a month or so, meself.

VyrnaKnowlIsAHeadbanger, Saturday, 22 April 2017 14:20 (seven years ago) link

mcd's jumping on the health goth bandwagon two years too late

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 23 April 2017 08:39 (seven years ago) link


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