Best/funniest sexually suggestive advertising slogan from a handmade list I made in high school senior year (c. 2002) [which I just found in my closet this evening]

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I believe an opportunity is being missed to give products flat-out filthy tag lines, rather than vaguely suggestive ones. "Coca Cola: It's so wet for you."

― blood and organs, cruelty and decay (kenan), Sunday, 29 August 2010 16:16 (thirteen years ago) link

"The Slag of all Snacks"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_6GGDhHzKI

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Sunday, 29 August 2010 16:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh I see that's already going on in Britian. Fucking Puritans ruined everything for us. Why couldn't we have been a proper Catholic country?

― blood and organs, cruelty and decay (kenan), Sunday, 29 August 2010 16:37 (thirteen years ago) link

S&M with your dehydrated noodle snack?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3emxBkHGlM

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Sunday, 29 August 2010 16:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Saturday, 4 September 2010 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link

char-grilled-steak flavored peanuts??????

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 5 September 2010 00:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Say what!?

― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Sunday, 5 September 2010 04:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Did you high school list have smileys on it too =D?

Oh yes, yes, it sure did.

― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Sunday, 5 September 2010 04:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Take a sniff, pull it out, the taste is gonna move ya when you pop it in your mouth

― olivia tribble control (kkvgz), Sunday, 5 September 2010 12:58 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm just looking for a Busch.

― blood and organs, cruelty and decay (kenan), Sunday, 5 September 2010 13:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Sunday, 5 September 2010 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link

five years pass...

Shitty picture but the best I could find of the new catchphrase on McDonald's cups:

https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xaf1/t51.2885-15/s320x320/e35/11850039_895767490538501_961168334_n.jpg

― The Squirrel Who Punched His Dad In The Neck (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 November 2015 15:26 (eight years ago) link

Hard to believe it's been a decade since their last foray into explicit advertising.

http://www.businesspundit.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Idhitit.jpg

― The Squirrel Who Punched His Dad In The Neck (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 November 2015 15:38 (eight years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ftw

― Mark G, Wednesday, 25 November 2015 15:39 (eight years ago) link

Oh, yeah. You bump that thread. Push the results allll the way in.

― The Squirrel Who Punched His Dad In The Neck (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 November 2015 15:51 (eight years ago) link

McD's ad actually suggestive of a man who never has sex

― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 25 November 2015 16:27 (eight years ago) link

But he's considering it.

― The Squirrel Who Punched His Dad In The Neck (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 November 2015 16:32 (eight years ago) link

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