People Who Live In Suburbs: Classy, Icky, or Dudes?

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at least I keep it to one thread

iatee, Thursday, 2 September 2010 22:05 (thirteen years ago) link

high-density trolling

iatee, Thursday, 2 September 2010 22:05 (thirteen years ago) link

man u h8 cars

yuoowemeone, Thursday, 2 September 2010 22:06 (thirteen years ago) link

i was kind of serious, the free parking issue is a big deal

goole, Thursday, 2 September 2010 22:06 (thirteen years ago) link

fat suburban cokeheads

buzza, Thursday, 2 September 2010 22:07 (thirteen years ago) link

a hummer, parking on a human face, forever, with some blow in the trunk, and the air on, and chillwave playing

goole, Thursday, 2 September 2010 22:09 (thirteen years ago) link

I grew up in socal and am aware of how shitty the transit status quo is

You know damn well that Laurel was not talking about how bad the bus routes are in Southern California.

a Bud Light Chelada 22 oz. on a sort of a date (kkvgz), Thursday, 2 September 2010 22:10 (thirteen years ago) link

we know a place where no hipsters go.

Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 2 September 2010 22:16 (thirteen years ago) link

1. the current 'this is not a choice' = the end result of many choices!

all choices are not the same. choices made by society/govts as a whole over the course of time doesn't equate to individuals now having a "choice". Maybe you're not saying it does equate to that, but if not, don't know wtf your point is.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 2 September 2010 22:30 (thirteen years ago) link

When is the market going to perfect nuclear fusion so we can go back to being parochial, individualistic suburbanites living an air conditioned nightmare without worrying about fucking up the planet?

Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Thursday, 2 September 2010 22:40 (thirteen years ago) link

~2015

oneohtosh point never (m bison), Thursday, 2 September 2010 22:50 (thirteen years ago) link

come on, biofuels! cars without internal combustion engines just aren't the same.

Kerm, Thursday, 2 September 2010 22:53 (thirteen years ago) link

all choices are not the same. choices made by society/govts as a whole over the course of time doesn't equate to individuals now having a "choice". Maybe you're not saying it does equate to that, but if not, don't know wtf your point is.

uh my point is that we're in the situation we're in because of quite specific policy decisions that were made, many of which can be reversed when the political willpower is there. this basically happened in LA, which reached the logical endpoint of suburban planning before anyone else did, looked around and said 'oh shit'.

on an individual level, that makes it as much of a personal 'choice' as, idk, going to war in iraq. I am not blaming laurel, individually, for suburbia, btw.

You know damn well that Laurel was not talking about how bad the bus routes are in Southern California.

I think my suburbian ca experience - somewhere w/ a barebones transit system is probably closer to the american mean than, idk, someone in a gigantic rural area w/ absolutely no alt transit options. the vast majority of americans live in suburban+urban regions.

iatee, Friday, 3 September 2010 01:12 (thirteen years ago) link

that was a good article but the whole "this is how we do it in NYC" angle was pretty lol

shorn_blond.avi (dayo), Friday, 3 September 2010 01:18 (thirteen years ago) link

I live in a city where parking spaces cost more than renting an equivalent sized apartment, and where there's a 100% tax on cars above a certain strata, but the streets are still clogged with cars

shorn_blond.avi (dayo), Friday, 3 September 2010 01:19 (thirteen years ago) link

idk if there's still traffic, the taxes aren't high enough

iatee, Friday, 3 September 2010 01:21 (thirteen years ago) link

I am not blaming laurel, individually, for suburbia, btw.

this is very nice of you

gg eileen (jjjusten), Friday, 3 September 2010 01:21 (thirteen years ago) link

hahahahahahaha ok since i know where dayo lives u r uber hilarious to me at the moment

gg eileen (jjjusten), Friday, 3 September 2010 01:22 (thirteen years ago) link

No, I totes understand what historically led up to suburbs and our spread-out-ness, and I do not approve, by and large. But I only know about non-suburban, properly rural areas from personal experience, and I get annoyed at ideas that posit people there are driving places in their luxury SUVs because they can't be bothered. They have expenses just like everyone else and would prefer NOT to spend $$$ on gasoline etc but...!

Also I am trying, with my partner, to move to somewhere less urban than currently, and facing the possible reality of needing cars. Would MUCH rather go to a small urban area but we have to go where JOBS ARE, and that may mean driving. It sux but we can't live without work.

Jesus doesn't want me for a thundercloud (Laurel), Friday, 3 September 2010 01:22 (thirteen years ago) link

idaho iirc? xp

iatee, Friday, 3 September 2010 01:23 (thirteen years ago) link

ydnrc

gg eileen (jjjusten), Friday, 3 September 2010 01:23 (thirteen years ago) link

dddayyyo

a Bud Light Chelada 22 oz. on a sort of a date (kkvgz), Friday, 3 September 2010 01:25 (thirteen years ago) link

look, hk is (one of the best examples of) a place where there are a lot of people sharing a limited space. each car takes up the room of 9 people - and in a place w/ expensive real estate, should pay for the privilege, esp when there isn't even enough room on the already-oversized road system for the current quantity of cars. everyone in hk can't own a car, not even theoretically.

iatee, Friday, 3 September 2010 01:25 (thirteen years ago) link

this is among my less fringe beliefs btw - this sort of system has already been enacted in london and is the inevitable future for hk, manhattan etc.

iatee, Friday, 3 September 2010 01:30 (thirteen years ago) link

perhaps u should send them a memo

gg eileen (jjjusten), Friday, 3 September 2010 01:34 (thirteen years ago) link

why am i still on this thread

gg eileen (jjjusten), Friday, 3 September 2010 01:35 (thirteen years ago) link

on an individual level, that makes it as much of a personal 'choice' as, idk, going to war in iraq

so like 0% personal choice then

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 3 September 2010 01:35 (thirteen years ago) link

uh they are quite familiar with it. bloomberg launched an attempt and it failed for political reasons. but 10-20 years from now you can bank on it I think.

xp

iatee, Friday, 3 September 2010 01:42 (thirteen years ago) link

33 minutes ago

why are suburbanites so slow

iatee, Friday, 3 September 2010 01:47 (thirteen years ago) link

still cant really figure out why ppl get so mad at iatee itt

max, Friday, 3 September 2010 02:02 (thirteen years ago) link

I shouldn't have started off so accusatory. but iirc I was a miserable office worker going for a one msg "agh I hate X" post and wasn't planning on a policy debate thread.

iatee, Friday, 3 September 2010 02:08 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

lol at portlands biking figure

max, Thursday, 14 October 2010 16:23 (thirteen years ago) link

gross: http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2010/09/human_landscapes_in_sw_florida.html

The Reverend, Sunday, 17 October 2010 07:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Walking in Arlington Virginia this evening. I have come to the forgone conclusion that anything beyond Clarendon Virginia is a shithole. I explored Virginia Square and found nothing of value but some overpriced apartment complexes, a few stores and empty suburban plots. There was Ballston Common but like many suburban malls are nothing but empty representations of urban decay.

The Startrekman, Sunday, 17 October 2010 08:02 (thirteen years ago) link

You need to keep walking west, and you'll eventually hit Shenandoah National Park. It's pretty awesome. Might take you a while, though.

Tub Girl Time Machine (Phil D.), Sunday, 17 October 2010 09:24 (thirteen years ago) link

each journey begins with one step

The Startrekman, Monday, 18 October 2010 08:13 (thirteen years ago) link

what models of keyboards do they sell in Arlington's stores?

rmde cat and the dweebs (DJ Mencap), Monday, 18 October 2010 08:38 (thirteen years ago) link

I dunno, I am no fan of NoVa but I feel like their suburban malls are far more likely than most to contain awesome Vietnamese restaurants

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 18 October 2010 13:26 (thirteen years ago) link

I wish i knew what music stores sold synthesizers. I know of the now defunct KITT's Music which sold stuff from Roland and Yamaha. It was mainly digital pianos with synth sounds. I also went to a Marks Music in 2002 and they sold an Andromeda Synth there. Other than that, I don't know.

Maybe I was a little harsh when saying everything west of Clarendon VA is a shithole. In fact, Arlington VA is the best place in NoVa to be besides Alexandria. I explored it during the night and not in the light of day. When I am up there again, I will explore Virginia Square and Falls Church. I will make my assessment then.

The Startrekman, Tuesday, 19 October 2010 04:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Ballston Common and Pentagon City has them sweet Vietnamese Restaurants and Massage Parlors. I know I have used both. Man can those people get the most years of tension out of your system.

The Startrekman, Tuesday, 19 October 2010 04:07 (thirteen years ago) link

keep on (star)trekkin', man

uh oh I'm blogging for gawker (buzza), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 06:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Man can those people get the most years of tension out of your system.

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 06:43 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

straight outta furnace (The Reverend), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 08:34 (thirteen years ago) link

Maybe I was a little harsh when saying everything west of Clarendon VA is a shithole

can we start a board called I Love America and make this the permanent board description?

guess I'll just sing dream on again (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 09:31 (thirteen years ago) link

my uncle's been working on this thing for years:

http://www.wttw.com/main.taf?p=42,8,80&pid=GuJRA_EpFgUUG_zaNnG5Lr9ljw_xTCHR

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 00:24 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Can't happen quickly enough...

Ned Raggett, Monday, 8 November 2010 16:57 (thirteen years ago) link


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