Say what?
― Tom A. (Tom B.) (Tom C.) (Tom D.), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:09 (thirteen years ago) link
old ilx meme
I had a friend who would chew up two hula-hoops and then deposit the chewed up gloop inside the O of a third hula-hoop. then she'd eat it.
Yup, I used to do this. I'd also chew up a couple of pringles and use the resulting paste as a sandwich spread between two intact pringles.
― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, April 20, 2005 1:57 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― cozen, Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:11 (thirteen years ago) link
What about porn magazine sandwich sandwich porn magazines?
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:11 (thirteen years ago) link
what is it when you chew up a piece of bread and spread the resulting paste between two bits of bread --cozen
Fucking disgusting
― I JUST NEED TO SING "CRAZY FOR YOU" TO KNOW HOW MY HEART FEELS (Stevie D), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:12 (thirteen years ago) link
"Porn Magazine Sandwich Sandwich Porn Magazine Magazine Monthly - the monthly magazine for people who are into porn magazines featuring sandwiches made from sandwiches made from porn magazines. Includes free pull-out section."
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:13 (thirteen years ago) link
porn magazines wrapped in bacon and deep-fried OMGGGG nom nom
― tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:14 (thirteen years ago) link
i was looking to cut down on my wheat-based carbs anyway.
― village idiot (dog latin), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:14 (thirteen years ago) link
"fail" and especially "epic fail"
― ciderpress, Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:14 (thirteen years ago) link
"Awesome" as a noun.
― Olde Executioner 8hundo (Eazy), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:16 (thirteen years ago) link
wait when did 'resultant paste' drop out of ILX consciousness because that shit is all-time
― k¸ (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:17 (thirteen years ago) link
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hZoNajyh_j8/S7qNcf0uXpI/AAAAAAAAALM/DBKSJ5qrmUg/s400/titleshot.jpg"There's some porn in here!"
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:19 (thirteen years ago) link
No, that's a sandwich sandwich.
― cymose corymb (Karen D. Tregaskin), Thursday, 9 September 2010 15:06 (13 minutes ago)
Around here it's refereed to as a bread sandwich. You can ring the changes and have a fried bread bread sandwich, or a fried bread sandwich, or a fried fried bread bread sandwich. Or you could have your bread sandwich toasted. In one of those toasted bread sandwich bread sandwich toasters.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:23 (thirteen years ago) link
i think the time has come to stop using "_______________ porn" as in "here are some pictures of chairs ISNT IT DESIGN PORN" or "CHECK OUT THIS FOOD PORN BY WHICH I MEAN NICELY-PHOTOGRAPHED PLATES OF FOOD"
similarly: "_________ virgin" / "popping your _______ cherry"
― tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Friday, 10 September 2010 15:00 (thirteen years ago) link
ike when you have a piece of bread between two bits of bread. bread bread.
― village idiot (dog latin), Thursday, September 9, 2010 10:06 AM (Yesterday)
http://epiclol.com/albums/Lolz/what-has-science-done.jpg
― I will always think of you, while (quite) fondly, myself (Evan), Friday, 10 September 2010 15:13 (thirteen years ago) link
^toasted bread sandwich bread sandwich toasters.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3575/3797363014_87d7c39928.jpg
― dolphins will lolphin all over the ills (sunny successor), Friday, 10 September 2010 16:59 (thirteen years ago) link
im pretty sure bread between two slices of bread is a bread sandwhich or bread on white/wheat/rye etc
― dolphins will lolphin all over the ills (sunny successor), Friday, 10 September 2010 17:00 (thirteen years ago) link
I think a pure sandwich sandwich is a logical impossibility, cuz a sandwich must be a something-sandwich. Bread-bread-bread - bread sandwich. Bread-bread-bread-bread - double bread sandwich. Bread-bread-bacon-bread-bread - bacon sandwich sandwich.
That is, unless it's sandwiches all the way down.
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Friday, 10 September 2010 17:07 (thirteen years ago) link
otoh this has no right at all to sully the good name of sandwiches imho:
http://eater.com/uploads/kfc-double-down-counter.jpg
― dolphins will lolphin all over the ills (sunny successor), Friday, 10 September 2010 17:10 (thirteen years ago) link
'girl crush'/'boy crush'
― FORTIFIED STEAMED VEGETABLE BOWL (schlump), Friday, 10 September 2010 17:11 (thirteen years ago) link
xp- A bacon sandwich sandwich is a kind of sandwich sandwich, no? So sandwich sandwich is a thing.
Is that even how you spell sandwich? I can't tell anymore after reading this thread.
― seandalai, Friday, 10 September 2010 17:12 (thirteen years ago) link
Also - "X is a thing"
― seandalai, Friday, 10 September 2010 17:13 (thirteen years ago) link
it is a kind of sandwich sandwich, but not the pure sandwich sandwich I specified. Sandwitch. Sangwidge. Sammich.
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Friday, 10 September 2010 17:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Ah, the pure sandwich sandwich, fodder for theological debate since the 13th century. If it did exist, could we even know it?
― seandalai, Friday, 10 September 2010 17:21 (thirteen years ago) link
Max otm
― J0rdan S., Friday, 10 September 2010 17:23 (thirteen years ago) link
gotta admit even tho it looks gross the Double Down is awesome. not to your body and not in terms of a culinary experience but the fact that it made my mouth get crunk
― Bo Jackson Cruise Control (San Te), Friday, 10 September 2010 17:25 (thirteen years ago) link
Double Down looks a little like the Puerto Rican sandwiches in Chicago that substitute deep-fried plaintain for bread.
― Olde Executioner 8hundo (Eazy), Friday, 10 September 2010 17:35 (thirteen years ago) link
By Merdeyeux' fundie purist definition that wouldn't be any kind of sandwich at all.
― seandalai, Friday, 10 September 2010 17:40 (thirteen years ago) link
i don't get the "sammich" thing - like do people think it's cute, is it supposed to signify a whimsical nature? Is it that they associate sandwiches with childhood, and calling it a "sammich" is a reference to that period of their lives?
― sarahel, Friday, 10 September 2010 18:22 (thirteen years ago) link
Yes.
― village idiot (dog latin), Friday, 10 September 2010 18:54 (thirteen years ago) link
Also I guess it's how one would pronounce "sandwich" if one were to be eating a sandwich at the time.
mmm I loves me a porn sammich
― Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 10 September 2010 18:56 (thirteen years ago) link
talking with your mouth full is pretty rude
― sarahel, Friday, 10 September 2010 19:04 (thirteen years ago) link
anyway, i think it's annoying and i am sick of it - people of all ages eat sandwiches
― sarahel, Friday, 10 September 2010 19:10 (thirteen years ago) link
well it isn't helped that Quiznos now calls some of their sandwiches "Sammies", which reinforces it.
― Bo Jackson Cruise Control (San Te), Friday, 10 September 2010 19:14 (thirteen years ago) link
maybe i just talk weird - but i'd say "sanwich" - not sure where the "m" sound comes from
― sarahel, Friday, 10 September 2010 19:16 (thirteen years ago) link
I know some people who pronounce it samwidge with nothing but adult intentions. So to speak. And I only said sammich because I needed a third variation. Anyway this topic is to blame for my current sadness, as after participating I felt like having a sandwich for dinner but the shop had none. :(
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Friday, 10 September 2010 19:21 (thirteen years ago) link
I dislike most slang that is based on mispronunciation in general. also fratboys ruin ALL slang, that is fact.
― Bo Jackson Cruise Control (San Te), Friday, 10 September 2010 19:25 (thirteen years ago) link
like in high school I knew a guy who spelled damn "damb" as slang. like lamb.
oh - i have no problem with pronunciation variants due to accents - it's this faux-infantile speech (though it is mostly posting on the internet, and not actual real life speech) that is irritating. Like the way little kids talk is cute when it's done by actual little kids. But on something like facebook - it just feels like people are trying too hard.
― sarahel, Friday, 10 September 2010 19:26 (thirteen years ago) link
trying too hard to what?
― dolphins will lolphin all over the ills (sunny successor), Friday, 10 September 2010 19:34 (thirteen years ago) link
to be cute, endearing, whimsical - i dunno
― sarahel, Friday, 10 September 2010 19:35 (thirteen years ago) link
ppl complaining about other ppl "trying too hard"
― tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Friday, 10 September 2010 19:36 (thirteen years ago) link
lol - fair enough!
― sarahel, Friday, 10 September 2010 19:37 (thirteen years ago) link
Dammmmmb
― Olde Executioner 8hundo (Eazy), Friday, 10 September 2010 19:38 (thirteen years ago) link
<3
― tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Friday, 10 September 2010 19:39 (thirteen years ago) link
honestly - i think the "sammich" people that annoy me, also annoy me for less trivial reasons
― sarahel, Friday, 10 September 2010 19:40 (thirteen years ago) link
i also dislike it when anybody who isn't a Cuban gangster says "mang"
― Bo Jackson Cruise Control (San Te), Friday, 10 September 2010 19:43 (thirteen years ago) link
So if you stand a loaf of bread up on its side... is there just an endless possibility of bread sandwiches within? Can it be used as a motivational tool sort of like "you are capable of anything"? It is up to you to choose how many bread sandwiches you make in life.
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2008/06/05/father_son_lead_wideweb__470x327,0.jpg
― I will always think of you, while (quite) fondly, myself (Evan), Friday, 10 September 2010 19:43 (thirteen years ago) link
life = bread loaf
to be clear.
― I will always think of you, while (quite) fondly, myself (Evan), Friday, 10 September 2010 19:44 (thirteen years ago) link