fads and phrases and annoying things we are sick of 2009

i don't get the "sammich" thing - like do people think it's cute, is it supposed to signify a whimsical nature? Is it that they associate sandwiches with childhood, and calling it a "sammich" is a reference to that period of their lives?

Yes.

Also I guess it's how one would pronounce "sandwich" if one were to be eating a sandwich at the time.

mmm I loves me a porn sammich

talking with your mouth full is pretty rude

anyway, i think it's annoying and i am sick of it - people of all ages eat sandwiches

well it isn't helped that Quiznos now calls some of their sandwiches "Sammies", which reinforces it.

maybe i just talk weird - but i'd say "sanwich" - not sure where the "m" sound comes from

I know some people who pronounce it samwidge with nothing but adult intentions. So to speak. And I only said sammich because I needed a third variation. Anyway this topic is to blame for my current sadness, as after participating I felt like having a sandwich for dinner but the shop had none. :(

I dislike most slang that is based on mispronunciation in general. also fratboys ruin ALL slang, that is fact.

like in high school I knew a guy who spelled damn "damb" as slang. like lamb.

oh - i have no problem with pronunciation variants due to accents - it's this faux-infantile speech (though it is mostly posting on the internet, and not actual real life speech) that is irritating. Like the way little kids talk is cute when it's done by actual little kids. But on something like facebook - it just feels like people are trying too hard.

trying too hard to what?

to be cute, endearing, whimsical - i dunno

ppl complaining about other ppl "trying too hard"

lol - fair enough!

Dammmmmb

<3

honestly - i think the "sammich" people that annoy me, also annoy me for less trivial reasons

i also dislike it when anybody who isn't a Cuban gangster says "mang"

So if you stand a loaf of bread up on its side... is there just an endless possibility of bread sandwiches within? Can it be used as a motivational tool sort of like "you are capable of anything"? It is up to you to choose how many bread sandwiches you make in life.

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2008/06/05/father_son_lead_wideweb__470x327,0.jpg

life = bread loaf

to be clear.

I think Rachel Ray has a lot to do with the "sammies" revival of the late 2000s.

i dislike the term "sandwich artist". ain't difficult to make a dang sandwich and I don't care how it looks I care how it tastes

what is a sandwich artist? is it like the person who draws little foam designs in coffee drinks? Do they do that with sandwiches?

It's a person who works in Subway, basically.

I'm all for job titles like "sandiwch artists" that give a little dignity.

i'd feel a bit undignified with a job title that contains a typo

i dislike fancy or uber-pretentious job titles, even when I have them myself

I'm all for job titles like "sandiwch artists" that give a little dignity.

Traditionally, the more grandiose the job label, the shittier the job.

exactly. i was a Media Specialist once when really all I did was tell someone where the crappy Harvey Danger cds were and put crap on shelves.

"Trad" instead of "traditional". It sounds like a preppy boy's name.

now people can't say "i miss you." they have to say "i miss your face"

i miss @ ur face?

"yeppers"

"ain't difficult to make a dang sandwich"

i've bought some very poorly constructed sandwiches before so i believe the opposite must exist, someone who can really save a mediocre to poor sandwich purely through skill.

now people can't say "i miss you." they have to say "i miss your face"

― hoos wears orange camo pants ffs (roxymuzak), Thursday, 23 September 2010 05:58 (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah I have been decidedly not feeling this for some time - associate it with a fairly specific indieish sort of girl but this might just say more about the company I keep tbf

I find it shocking + disturbing that in 2010 people are still saying, "i threw up a little in my mouth."

I am gonna start going around saying "I miss your ballz"

I really hate it when people write 'woop woop'.

in what context

I always get "Welcome to Woop Woop" mixed up with "Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert".

yes, woop woop is inexcusable

I hate "Huzzah!"

in what context

― evian fatigue (electricsound), Tuesday, October 12, 2010 10:38 AM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark

On Facebook, for example: "Jane Smith can't wait for the weekend! Woop woop!"

Also w00t.

people who say w00t irl are the worst

I have a friend who sometimes says 'el oh el' irl in a really deadpan voice, it's actually quite funny.

people who say 'weak sauce'

^^^