oh that doesn't work with embeds, try this www.youtube.com/watch?v=515cgRbmMqg&t=05m35s
or if that still embeds watch it on Youtube from 5:35 in
― ROLLINS: MY DEMISE (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:07 (thirteen years ago) link
holy hell
― acoleuthic, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:13 (thirteen years ago) link
yup
― meta the devil you know (onimo), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:14 (thirteen years ago) link
oh yes
but is he one of ours or one of theirs? EH?
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:26 (thirteen years ago) link
lol just ran in here all out of breath to post that. fuck it, have it again:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzAZTdyOXcA
pure sex.
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 21:28 (thirteen years ago) link
shame on anyone posting that to a fluke thread imo
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 21:32 (thirteen years ago) link
dare i say it but that might just rival trevor sinclair's.
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 21:35 (thirteen years ago) link
disregard that, i am talking cobblers. i've said this before on ilx years ago but what set sinclair's apart is precisely that it wasn't instinctive like burrows' was - tricky trev had a full few seconds to stare at the unthinkable and finally conclude: go on then
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 21:42 (thirteen years ago) link
zlatan's shirt seems to have gone off. also wow.
― http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 22:37 (thirteen years ago) link
what is more awe-inspiring-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVpRvFMVjAo&feature=player_embedded
the goal or that jari litmanen is still playing?
― http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 7 October 2010 12:16 (thirteen years ago) link
both!
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 October 2010 12:46 (thirteen years ago) link
more awe-inspiring than either was houllier's utter stupidity in taking the piss with him. unforgiveable.
― r|t|c, Thursday, 7 October 2010 19:52 (thirteen years ago) link
wait litmanen was at liverpool? wtf how did they never win the league?
― http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:03 (thirteen years ago) link
sheeeeit
― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:04 (thirteen years ago) link
reminds you what these guys can do against ordinary/lower level defenders, even aged 42 or w/e
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:07 (thirteen years ago) link
tbf litmanen was injured a lot of the time at liverpool but even when he was fit houllier just never seemed at all interested in changing the shape of his super pragmatic one-dimensional team to accommodate him iirc
it was also sort of a michael owen/steed malbranque thing too where if you get bought for a dickhead low price you end up getting treated accordingly. had litmanen been bought for the £12-15m he was worth instead of a freebie the story would have been a lot different.
― r|t|c, Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:32 (thirteen years ago) link
niko kranjcar being today's example.
― r|t|c, Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:33 (thirteen years ago) link
litmanen is out of kranjcar's league tho (this is no niko diss - litmanen is cult footballer hall of fame).
― http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:38 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah, i think there's a lot of that about too, good call.
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:38 (thirteen years ago) link
xp, that
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:39 (thirteen years ago) link
xxp oh yeah no totally - litmanen is like a bad-luck bergkamp
― r|t|c, Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:48 (thirteen years ago) link
am I right to deduce from that Litmanen clip that Finland has a football programme called TUMPER? <3
― ROLLINS: MY DEMISE (DJ Mencap), Friday, 8 October 2010 11:17 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYCMZgKvHc4&feature=player_embedded
in 2010 i think dinho is my favourite player, making up for henry being better than him from his ballon d'or years
― http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:13 (thirteen years ago) link
denied.
― acoleuthic, Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:15 (thirteen years ago) link
what training ground free kick into an empty net?
Henry?
denied, utterly
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:31 (thirteen years ago) link
there is a keeper there? i just enjoyed the set-up
― http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:40 (thirteen years ago) link
didn't coventry do this in the 70's?
didn't Wolves do this this season?
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:42 (thirteen years ago) link
at least with the wolves one the guy flicked it up himself, this is just lame Sixty Seconds shit
― acoleuthic, Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:51 (thirteen years ago) link
don't think you're allowed flick it up to yourself? may be misrembering that though.
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:53 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p9ep3NaGRk
― san te cross (onimo), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:54 (thirteen years ago) link
well, ok- i knew he couldnt have flicked it up for himself from the setpiece.
that's a beauty
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:56 (thirteen years ago) link
nobody ever told me about this Grafite effort- vs Bayern, mind you, none of yr training ground crap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8eLSpDa_1E
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 10:21 (thirteen years ago) link
"i'm gonna do a brazilian one 'ere now"
fair enough...careful you don't cut yourself.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 10:34 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fKD_D44kOA&feature=player_embedded#!
dunno if this deserves to go here considering its lol luck with little skill but try not smiling after
― O holy ruler of ILF (a hoy hoy), Monday, 25 October 2010 00:34 (thirteen years ago) link
the one rtc posted is O_O
― J0rdan S., Monday, 25 October 2010 00:38 (thirteen years ago) link
a hoy hoy, you are displaying a worrying lack of on-topic posting
― acoleuthic, Monday, 25 October 2010 07:22 (thirteen years ago) link
<3 Litmanen
Brian McBride's last goal in his last game is a beauty (ffwd to 1:53)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sIE0GrpR8k&feature=channel
― dan m, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 17:54 (thirteen years ago) link
from tonighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59vH1ayS4xY
― 156, Monday, 1 November 2010 05:07 (thirteen years ago) link
oh man. i bet that felt good.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 1 November 2010 12:26 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6N7v6WrrRjA
African Champions League semi-final, relationships between Tunisia and Egypt kept up to their usual high footballing levels thanks to this "goal" from Esperance's Michael Eneramo.
― Inspector Anthony Slade, Monday, 1 November 2010 12:34 (thirteen years ago) link
buddle volley- nice.
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Monday, 1 November 2010 20:39 (thirteen years ago) link
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/irish/9151629.stm
pretty sweet to think this guy will prob get to go to swanky ceremony and meet messi or whatev...
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 09:54 (thirteen years ago) link
well, in an ideal world!
Quite right too. Love that goal.
― ailsa, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 09:56 (thirteen years ago) link
92nd minute winner as well, none of your four goals up showboat nonsense.
― the reasonable one (onimo), Sunday, 7 November 2010 14:19 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-DrSlFiucE&feature=player_embedded
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 10 November 2010 20:03 (thirteen years ago) link
o that's a peach
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 10 November 2010 20:15 (thirteen years ago) link
love it
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 November 2010 20:20 (thirteen years ago) link
Sidney Sam!
― rappa ternt sagna (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 10 November 2010 20:22 (thirteen years ago) link
leverkusan games involving amazing fucking volleys from outside the area 2: electric bugzizou
― hoy orbison (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 10 November 2010 21:03 (thirteen years ago) link
Shamrock Rovers 1-1 Dundalk - Wow! Jordan Flores scores a goal of the season contender to level things at Tallaght. You'll be watching this goal for years to come. #rtesocer pic.twitter.com/tIhtCrKfml— RTÉ Soccer (@RTEsoccer) February 28, 2020
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Friday, 28 February 2020 21:34 (four years ago) link
love this finish
― nxd, Monday, 2 March 2020 10:44 (four years ago) link
Puskás Award for this kid, please.pic.twitter.com/Q4ImhaBkRC— MUNDIAL (@MundialMag) April 1, 2020
― Number None, Friday, 3 April 2020 10:07 (four years ago) link
yeah loved that
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 3 April 2020 10:16 (four years ago) link
Said Benrahma stop it. The man has a family 🤯 pic.twitter.com/AVNE4vILjH— Kyri Demetriou (@Kyri_D) October 1, 2020
― Number None, Friday, 2 October 2020 09:16 (three years ago) link
reminds me of that Oscar goal a bit
― imago, Friday, 2 October 2020 12:00 (three years ago) link
Another 10/10 goal from Brazil's Série D, this time from Portuguesa Rio. The wacky footwork to get the ball out of defence is just... Put it this way: The throbbing vein in Roy Keane's temple would explode.(via @MyCujoo) pic.twitter.com/YDJkxVKzAL— MUNDIAL (H) (@MundialMag) November 9, 2020
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 9 November 2020 21:50 (three years ago) link
not the goal per se but
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 9 November 2020 21:51 (three years ago) link
Say hello to the next Puskas winner 🤯👏🏻 pic.twitter.com/C4Iku9RmfL— Kevin Egan (@kev_egan) November 12, 2020
― I want to change my display name (dan m), Thursday, 12 November 2020 19:39 (three years ago) link
puskas winner is that child in the street in brazil, this is canon
― imago, Thursday, 12 November 2020 20:54 (three years ago) link
agreed
― Number None, Friday, 13 November 2020 09:15 (three years ago) link
Yes, the Champions League is on...But have you seen Nathan Ferguson’s goal for Southend United tonight? 😱pic.twitter.com/EvrV50T0C0— Goal (@goal) February 24, 2021
― nxd, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 21:38 (three years ago) link
they'd been looking worryingly doomed. FL needs its Essex coast cru
― imago, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 22:07 (three years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/AZ1OtOWZBx https://t.co/V5eTvlO8rf— Alex Campbell (@alex_s_campbell) June 16, 2021
Not sure if this is the appropriate thread but
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 02:25 (two years ago) link
If you click through he says it's the worst own goal he has ever seen
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 02:26 (two years ago) link
Oh nm that finally showed up
Anyway it's terrible, I love Concacaf
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 02:27 (two years ago) link
I'd be interested in seeing the betting patterns on that game
― Number None, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 07:19 (two years ago) link
This was pretty nice:
This free-kick routine from Colombia is pure filth. 💉💉💉 pic.twitter.com/xh4Uqav6zf— The Football Faithful (@FootyFaithfuI) June 15, 2021
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 11:14 (two years ago) link
Offside filth, yes
― imago, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 11:24 (two years ago) link
Oh wait he's just on, freezing it! Okay, good goal
― imago, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 11:27 (two years ago) link
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, June 15, 2021 10:26 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
it’s bad but in the keeper’s defense, there was what appears to be a massive gust of wind that did that to the ball
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 16 June 2021 12:05 (two years ago) link
Meanwhile...In the Ghanaian Premier League... 👀 #bbcfootball pic.twitter.com/G2OPfLXp6U— BBC Sport (@BBCSport) July 15, 2021
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 15 July 2021 15:00 (two years ago) link
What a worldie by Andreas Pereira! 🤩 #ManUtd #MUNBRE pic.twitter.com/PitzuFxG5S— Sebastian ⚽️ (@SValaker) July 28, 2021
― Number None, Thursday, 29 July 2021 07:46 (two years ago) link
scholesy
― imago, Thursday, 29 July 2021 09:31 (two years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87L5EMOJz3w
wait for it
― imago, Wednesday, 20 October 2021 12:02 (two years ago) link
Liquid football
― Number None, Wednesday, 20 October 2021 21:00 (two years ago) link
Hey @SportsCenter you might wanna give this one a look. #RCTID pic.twitter.com/ll8pxBtVKy— Portland Timbers (@TimbersFC) October 28, 2021
― mookieproof, Thursday, 28 October 2021 20:18 (two years ago) link
Can't think of where else to out this amazing display of shithousery.
@FootballRamble Things you love to see. pic.twitter.com/khuG6LlmtC— Andy P-C (@AndyPeterson31) January 5, 2022
― Long enough attention span for a Stephen Bissette blu-ray extra (aldo), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 16:49 (two years ago) link
WHAT A GOAL! 😱😱Angel Correa scores from just past the halfway line! 🔥 pic.twitter.com/Or6Mb6Yd1w— Premier Sports (@PremierSportsTV) January 9, 2022
Correa scores from the half way line and Simeone still looks furious about something.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 9 January 2022 20:17 (two years ago) link
Halfway line? Pah!
How about this from Salgueiro's Campeonato Pernambucano game in Brazil yesterday?Lucão, take a bow. Patrick Schick, eat yer heart out.pic.twitter.com/R8dgcmYuVK— Planet Football (@planetfutebol) February 7, 2022
― Long enough attention span for a Stephen Bissette blu-ray extra (aldo), Monday, 7 February 2022 22:50 (two years ago) link
why would you even do that, also how can you even hit a ball that far
― imago, Monday, 7 February 2022 22:58 (two years ago) link
Rony just scored THIS goal for Palmeiras in their match vs Fluminense, wow. pic.twitter.com/QcmuAs2EFe— Reyi (@Reinaldodcg9) August 27, 2022
Needs a higher quality video to do it justice but this was great.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 27 August 2022 22:15 (one year ago) link
Jose Martinez with his first ever MLS goal. Insane strike pic.twitter.com/h6EgRUOD4A— Tom Bogert (@tombogert) June 22, 2023
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 22 June 2023 01:44 (ten months ago) link