Neti pot - classic or IN-FUCKING-SANE!

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So, this is before you shower, I guess?

Oilyrags, Friday, 27 April 2007 16:58 (seventeen years ago) link

for me was part of a few easy steps to get rid of what would have probably been lifelong sinus disease complete with unecessary surgeries. so VERY CLASSIC! altho if you are really fucked up and swollen you really need a squeeze bottle instead of this netipot thing. Kaiser Permanente used to sell these along with the appropriate buffered salt solution (don't use water) and even tho you're not supposed to force water into your nose, this is what i had to do b/c of the blockage - jsut go slow/be careful. the water would come out my mouth then and not the other usually completely blocked nostril. i also used an herbal solution that broke up phlegm at one point when the water was not enough esp if things were blocked and i coudl not get a good stream going. its very mechancial but really you don't need much more than a good drainage system and a decently working immune system to fight off a sinus infection the right way. by contrast, antibiotics really seemed ineffectual and maybe detrimental long term for me. wrt allergies, i also think it is a good bet along with probably allergies shots.

SusanD, Friday, 27 April 2007 16:59 (seventeen years ago) link

can't type today -- i mean "allergy shots"

SusanD, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:03 (seventeen years ago) link

So, this is before you shower, I guess?

The first time I tried it, I thought it'd get all over the place so stood in the shower. But it doesn't really. I just lean over the sink, generally before brushing my teeth.

Jaq, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I also heard about lying with your head back off the edge of the bed and using a squirt bottle to fill up both sides of your nose and letting it soak a bit, then rolling sideways with your nose aimed at a towel. But that seems, I don't know, extreme.

Jaq, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:09 (seventeen years ago) link

I like the other things they have advertised on that page:

http://www.thegreenhead.com/imgs/cat-genie-sm.jpg

http://www.thegreenhead.com/imgs/3d-hologram-posters-sm.jpg

http://www.thegreenhead.com/imgs/be_open_sm.gif

Abbott, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, you gotta feel for the model.

http://www.thegreenhead.com/imgs/neti-pot-sm.jpg

"I knew this career couldn't be as glamorous as it seemed."

Oilyrags, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:21 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG I just remembered I posted on this thread and I missed all of this ROFLage!

StanM, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Maybe I meant if she blew hard enough my sinuses would unblock by themselves?

Or is it too late to salvage any credib... it's too late, isn't it? :-(

StanM, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Reese Witherspoon must be regretting those early Neti pot advertising sessions.

Mark C, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Neti pots are all sorts of great. You just have to remember to breathe through your mouth to avoid the "OMG I'M DROWING!" feeling.

My hippie doctor told me to stay away from them when you think it's a sinus infection goin' on up there, as it can spread the badness from one side of your sinus passages to the other.

I'm a big fan of Xlear Nasal Spray. It's got Xylitol in it, with saline solution. Xylitol is some sort of sugar, and one can mix with saline solution themselves for a fraction of the price.

molly mummenschanz, Saturday, 28 April 2007 04:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh Stanpaws ;P

Trayce, Saturday, 28 April 2007 04:38 (seventeen years ago) link

i got no neti pot, but the saline spray bottle approach has worked well. and you don't even really need that. you can just make a mug of warm salt water and basically inhale it and get mostly the same effect. useful for fending off sinus infections. i reckon it works on about the same principles as a salt-water gargle.

tipsy mothra, Sunday, 29 April 2007 08:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I assume Ronan knows about this?

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 29 April 2007 12:20 (seventeen years ago) link

does ronan do a lot of blow?

cutty, Sunday, 29 April 2007 14:20 (seventeen years ago) link

btw, the saline spray approach is all fine and good, but if you plan on using something like that everyday (let's say morning and night) it's really going to add up.

getting a neti pot is the cheapest way to actually make nasal irrigation a part of your daily life.

thank you.

cutty, Sunday, 29 April 2007 14:22 (seventeen years ago) link

goddammit, you fuckers are gonna trick me into doing this aren't you?
Alright, where would I go to get one of these?

forksclovetofu, Sunday, 29 April 2007 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link

whole foods

cutty, Sunday, 29 April 2007 14:42 (seventeen years ago) link

health food store

cutty, Sunday, 29 April 2007 14:42 (seventeen years ago) link

the internet

cutty, Sunday, 29 April 2007 14:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Ugh, the main picture looks like something off a really wierd porn site.

chap, Sunday, 29 April 2007 15:00 (seventeen years ago) link

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StanM, Sunday, 29 April 2007 17:42 (seventeen years ago) link

roffle at 9" sinus

cutty, Sunday, 29 April 2007 18:05 (seventeen years ago) link

this thread = ewww + lol

artdamages, Sunday, 29 April 2007 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link

may spark off pain, severe pressure, bizarro post-nasal drip, general "OMG IT'S IN MY BRAIN" feeling

man i love that shit

emsk, Monday, 30 April 2007 13:48 (seventeen years ago) link

I totally need one of these after a weekend chasing dust bunnies.

Ed, Monday, 30 April 2007 13:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay, at this point I'll try anything
ALLERGY HELL

forksclovetofu, Monday, 30 April 2007 13:58 (seventeen years ago) link

just bought one. I hope you're all happy.
I also bought a tongue scraper because it was on sale.

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 02:56 (seventeen years ago) link

now to seek some alkaLOL. you really can't just use water in this thing, huh?

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 03:02 (seventeen years ago) link

either use neti pot salt or kosher salt if you can't find alkalol--that shit should be at any drug store, though

cutty, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 03:15 (seventeen years ago) link

i just tipped my head back in the shower

river wolf, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 03:26 (seventeen years ago) link

If you just use water, it will sting and probably paralyze all those little waving hairs for awhile. It needs the salt to make the solution isotonic and soothing and a little baking soda (1/2 the amount of salt) buffers it and also works better to thin mucus. Also, make sure it's warm. Gives me a headache if it's too cool.

Jaq, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 04:51 (seventeen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

This made A MASSIVE DIFFERENCE.
Sold forever.

forksclovetofu, Saturday, 26 May 2007 22:36 (sixteen years ago) link

When you are ready to get serious:

http://images.allergybuyersclub.com/img/hy-hp-nasal-175.jpg

Rockist Scientist, Saturday, 26 May 2007 22:47 (sixteen years ago) link

"Pots, bulbs, other methods might "clean" your nose, sort of - but they're messy, difficult to use, and do not pulsate."

forksclovetofu, Saturday, 26 May 2007 23:34 (sixteen years ago) link

Actually, if the neti pot works for you, I'm all for it. I should buy one and give it a try. I can see the argument in favor of it being gentler but I'm still a believer in pulsatile irrigation. (I don't like the fact that those tips snap off kind of easily on Grossan's own model, but Waterpiks--and I've gone through a bunch--tend to have serious flaws as well.)

Rockist Scientist, Sunday, 27 May 2007 00:29 (sixteen years ago) link

Too hardcore for me. But again, the pot is fuckin' awesome. Totally helping.

forksclovetofu, Sunday, 27 May 2007 01:46 (sixteen years ago) link

three months pass...

Today, after a particularly grueling week of hayfever symptoms, I went and got myself a neti pot, and have just completed my first nasal irrigation. It wasn't difficult or painful, just kind of gross, but I'm breathing really clearly right now, and I think it was probably worth it.

Oilyrags, Monday, 10 September 2007 01:58 (sixteen years ago) link

My friend from years ago got hold of me through myspace. His headline was "NETI POTTING IT UP!"

Abbott, Monday, 10 September 2007 02:00 (sixteen years ago) link

Did you use 1/3 urine, oily?

Mark C, Monday, 10 September 2007 10:53 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.thegreenhead.com/imgs/neti-pot-5.jpg

From the original post: don't let your girlfriend water the plants if she's blond fellas!

Heave Ho, Monday, 10 September 2007 11:22 (sixteen years ago) link

I used 0% urine. Lukewarm water and 1.2 tsp seasalt only.

I'll double the amount of urine tomorrow, and continue to do so until I find the right balance.

Oilyrags, Monday, 10 September 2007 13:32 (sixteen years ago) link

Sorry, 1/2 tsp sea salt.

Oilyrags, Monday, 10 September 2007 13:35 (sixteen years ago) link

<a href=http://www.newsfromme.com/archives/2007_09_10.html#013993>;Mark Evanier and Sergio Aragones to write "The Spirit."</a>

Thought I'd be dropping the book after Cooke bailed, but so much for that...

Oilyrags, Monday, 10 September 2007 13:40 (sixteen years ago) link

Okay, that belongs in another thread, on a completely different forum with different posting code. Although who knows? If P'Gell had tried nasal irrigation, maybe she wouldn't have been such a cruel temptress?

Oilyrags, Monday, 10 September 2007 13:42 (sixteen years ago) link

two years pass...

My irrigation unit is such a hassle to clean, not to mention various problems with it (like the fact that the on/off switch stopped working not long after I bought it and I have been turning it on by plugging it in, and turning it off by unplugging it--just asking for an electric shock), I've decided to try the neti pot. Just bought a nice ceramic one from the co-op I go to. This was my latest irrigation unit model:

http://www.achooallergy.com/blog/images/sinupulse-elite-front-sm.jpg

Pretty much the cadillac of nasal irrigation units, and still not very well made.

_Rudipherous_, Saturday, 22 May 2010 22:36 (thirteen years ago) link

As far as urine, Albuquerque's leading exponent of urine-drinking, and one of its best-known eccentrics has this to say:

http://alibi.com/index.php?scn=blog&story=14763&fullstory=y

_Rudipherous_, Saturday, 22 May 2010 22:41 (thirteen years ago) link

ten months pass...

neti'ed it up twice today tbh

sweet joni from saskatooooon (get bent), Friday, 25 March 2011 07:59 (thirteen years ago) link

My wife (bless her) gave me a neti pot for my birthday a couple of years ago. It isn't a miracle tool, but it is a useful tool and I've been giving it a solid workout the past two weeks or more - trying to dislodage a sinus infection. It's gone now. I'm down to once a day for maintenance.

Aimless, Friday, 25 March 2011 18:07 (thirteen years ago) link

from the other neti thread, my IMPORTANT THOUGHTS:

I'm using a tablespoon of water per pot, with the water hot to the touch but not painfully so. The salt and heat are there to give your body the sensation that this isn't a foreign medium being introduced; you're trying to get a comfortable balance. Depending on how stuffed up you are, you can just keep running water through until you're breathing clearly; as long as you're draining the water thoroughly, it won't do any harm if you do it twenty times a day.

In terms of "feeling like it's working", I'd just go by your ability to breath afterward. If you're still highly allergic afterwards, rinse that sucker once more. I don't think sinus irrigation can get rid of a cold, but constantly flushing the shit out of your head can prevent one from coming. It CAN break down blockage, but I'm not really using it for that. For me, it's about getting out allergens that I've inhaled that are continuing to irritate without breaking blood vessels blowing my nose or having to stand in front of an air conditioner all day.

answer to not getting water trapped in sinuses/ears: i do fifteen minutes of hamstring/calf/quad stretches and let my head drain out while I'm doing those.
it is unpleasant and it makes getting ready in the morning like an hour long thing but i can breathe and my foot pain is greatly lessened and i have learned to read the new yorker whilst doing all the above and now all these things are linked together in my mind: new yorker interviews/saltwater trickling out of my nose/warrior one pose

my post neti routine is left leg warrior one for a twenty count, then right leg
then touch yer toes/hang over your knees for a twenty count and twist to left and to right with a ten count apiece
probably TMI, but what happens here is that the saltwater still in your sinuses will move around and drain out while your head is at this acute angle. if that starts happening, just roll with it
then, standing and supporting yourself against a wall, quad stretch. Heel into buttock, stand erect and try to draw your knee as far back behind you as you semi comfortably can.
Do all the above five times. Generally i can get through a complete New Yorker article and a review/GOAT.
NEVER NEVER BLOW YOUR NOSE until after you're done with all the above; the water atomizes and clogs yer ears up.
i would like to point out that i hate doing this shit. but i also don't enjoy flossing and i do that anyway cuz i like to not get my teeth drilled. I also like to breathe and walk without pain. It's worth the time and it becomes a habit if you do it for about four months religiously.
i am late to work a lot.
this may be a given, but this is a warrior one stance: http://www.yogajournal.com/poses/1708
you ain't gotta do all that with the upper body (and i don't cuz you can't read) but it helps increase the stretch

this plus loratadin and singulaire finally tamed seasonal allergies that demolished my college years

he he he what would i not eat? (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 29 May 2011 05:53 (twelve years ago) link

even just for this first go, my nose has been clear all night, and gross mucus drip has subsided dramatically. my plan is to try once a day for a week, and see from there how I do. Sinus drip is more my concern, would love to not have a phlegm clump in my throat every morning

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 29 May 2011 06:03 (twelve years ago) link

My neti mix is 1 tsp salt (kosher or pickling - no other additives in these and cheaper than the special neti pot pure salt), 1/2 tsp baking soda (as a buffer and helps to break up stuff better), 1/2 tsp xylitol (antibacterial) per cup of almost hot water. It helps the runny eyes part of allergies for me too, surprising but makes some sense as your tear ducts drain into your nose.

Jaq, Sunday, 29 May 2011 15:24 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...

brain-eating amoeba ingested by neti pot?

The rare infection also killed a 16-year-old Florida girl this month, who fell ill after swimming. Those two deaths are consistent with past cases, which are usually kids — often boys — who get exposed to the bug while swimming or doing water sports in warm ponds or lakes.

The third case, in Louisiana, was more unusual. It was a young man whose death in June was traced to the tap water he used in a device called a neti pot. It's a small teapot-shaped container used to rinse out the nose and sinuses with salt water to relieve allergies, colds and sinus trouble.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44171292/ns/health-infectious_diseases/t/brain-eating-amoeba-kills-third-person/

if you hipster on your fixie tonight, dont forget, wear black. amen. (Hunt3r), Thursday, 18 August 2011 20:56 (twelve years ago) link

i guess you don't really ingest if its by nose tho right?

if you hipster on your fixie tonight, dont forget, wear black. amen. (Hunt3r), Thursday, 18 August 2011 20:58 (twelve years ago) link

i guess you don't really ingest if its by nose tho right?

if you hipster on your fixie tonight, dont forget, wear black. amen. (Hunt3r), Thursday, 18 August 2011 20:58 (twelve years ago) link

naw, that's still ingesting. anything you take into your system that stays is ingested.
sucks for dude. sounds like LA water is hella shitty.

in a fractal nutshell (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 18 August 2011 21:28 (twelve years ago) link

five months pass...

fuckin love neti pottin! i started doing it in the shower, mostly for the convenience of hot water etc also i do everything i can in the shower, i like to think the combo of sinus irrigation + deep breathing the steam = my current respiratory health.

all my adult life i have gotten ear infections about once a year, usually in oct or nov, but not since the neti!

NZA, Monday, 23 January 2012 04:16 (twelve years ago) link

three months pass...

getting bad allergies so just neti'd myself.

dayo, Thursday, 10 May 2012 12:58 (eleven years ago) link

I used boiled water just to be safe

dayo, Thursday, 10 May 2012 12:59 (eleven years ago) link

neti.

dayo, Thursday, 10 May 2012 12:59 (eleven years ago) link

still doing this every day, full pot on each side.
old one was real rusty, got a new one and it's about 50% larger. Lotta water in my head.

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:07 (eleven years ago) link

omg dayo I misread that as 'boiling water' and was all 'aaaggghh no dayo don't do it!'

crisis averted. whew.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:09 (eleven years ago) link

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm244/luigimanultra7/Exploding_Head_Explodes-1.gif

me, earlier today

dayo, Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:11 (eleven years ago) link

RIP: your face

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:11 (eleven years ago) link

I think my neti pot gave me a headache today

dayo, Friday, 11 May 2012 20:23 (eleven years ago) link

it's not really a neti pot it's just a really small teapot

dayo, Friday, 11 May 2012 20:23 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...

http://imgur.com/pQrN4Ot.jpg

StanM, Monday, 23 December 2013 15:36 (ten years ago) link

What next, competitive enemas?

that's you, that is (snoball), Monday, 23 December 2013 15:39 (ten years ago) link

three months pass...

gonna buy a neti pot 2day

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 17 April 2014 19:09 (ten years ago) link

serious lols at that gif

marcos, Thursday, 17 April 2014 19:11 (ten years ago) link

this thing basically is keeping me alive tbrr

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 April 2014 20:22 (ten years ago) link

What kind water you use?

When I Get To The Borad (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 17 April 2014 20:36 (ten years ago) link

steaming tap with a tablespoon of salt and a dropperful of this stuff for each nostril
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000WJICDG/ref=oh_details_o01_s00_i01?ie=UTF8&psc=1

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 April 2014 21:00 (ten years ago) link

lol at that gif. it's kinda amazing how not that long ago really neti pots (in america at least) were this kinda wtf bizarre thing and now it's common and routine, as exotic as salsa.

balls, Thursday, 17 April 2014 22:21 (ten years ago) link

my mom corrected my pronunciation and made me feel bad

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 17 April 2014 23:01 (ten years ago) link

now when I say it I dunno if I should say nay-thee or just say net-tee

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 17 April 2014 23:05 (ten years ago) link

Sora Strife3 months ago

I did that once and I did not died

†Romwe†™3 months ago

If you do this only one time you would not die but he was obsessed about that so he died.

Sora Strife3 months ago

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh okay

†Romwe†™3 months ago

Eeeeeee

Sora Strife3 months ago

LEL

†Romwe†™3 months ago

What..have...that...to mean?!

Sora Strife3 months ago

:3

Kamil Kubera2 months ago

It's like a final destination...

Sora Strife2 months ago

Yep its like one

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 17 April 2014 23:09 (ten years ago) link

Just remember to clean the things after each use:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPN4js84zGs

Congratulations! And my condolences. (Sanpaku), Friday, 18 April 2014 02:10 (ten years ago) link

huh. mine is metal, wonder how that effects potential bacterial growth. I would imagine it drastically deters it.

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 April 2014 05:40 (ten years ago) link


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